random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CallmeCicada]

If you play this and are an unironic autistic horse girl, then fine, there's very little in this world for you as it is. Everyone else belongs in a concentration camp

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Black Man Underwear, Dude that nun's kind of cute
Assuming she aint jailbait I could go for a holy blowie

Ah yes, the ultra rare breadroll variant of duckrolling. What does this have to do with yarn?

i don't know why you'd invite me to your Q&A thread
I can shitpost longer and harder than you

 

[Aunt Carol]

The second I read this, I immediately knew OP likely found Ellis of Left 4 Dead 2 fame to be so integral to her sexual awakening that she subsumed parts of his identity into hers.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

“why is my penis bigger than daddy’s?

"I'm trying to kill myself, but I only know cringe ways of doing so, any ideas?"

she is Hawaiian, so all her extended family probably snigger into their coconuts behind her back.

 

[Aunt Carol]

In a perfect world he blows a valve from shitting so much

"You need a high IQ to understand the shape of my cock, bro"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I don't really give a shit if people like yaoi but how the fuck does one like mpreg. You niggas are weird for liking that shit. If I see someone walking down the street with a shirt saying "I love mpreg" I would hit them with my car in a heartbeat

I will never forget her asking me "why do Americans like coffee shop AUs so much?"

 

[Oliver Onions]

It was last July when she was throwing a tantrum for two hours straight because the Simpsons Donut store in Kuwait was closed at 3am.

 

[Hitchhiker]

If I see someone walking down the street with a shirt saying "I love mpreg" I would hit them with my car in a heartbeat

 

[Random Internet Person]

The fact that anyone on the Farms is in favor of censorship is fucking insane.

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

OP

parents always say shit like "so when are you gonna stop being a fucking sperg"

 

[frozen_runner]

I didn't read the article at all (lol)

Canada is a diseased land full of fat jeets. It deserves to die.

PLEASE TELL ME SKIBIDI BIDEN WAS A DREAM.

I am a bogged old lady fag
bullied by these three gays

Let not one more kitty be consumed by these devil apes

The japs indie "dev" is incapable of using a proper game engine yet he aspires to pilot a giant robot, they are hopeless.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

I wonder how much further the overton will shift in 20 years from now, maybe Bongers no Densetsu: Super Incest Daibuken III Special will be regarded as a beloved cult classic that was unfairly judged on release?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Didn't he learn from the last time he tried to rape that hornet's nest?

This one is by far the most remote and run down shithole yet.

How hard can I fedpost about how these people should commit suicide before it becomes an actual problem?

Here’s hoping that when he eventually gets his ass beat by a disgruntled hooker, that she’ll film it for posterity (and lols).

Call me optimistic, but I hope this one works out for him. I hope he gets hus desolate radiation farm in the deep deep desert. A place where no one and nothing goes. He'd end up dead in under a week. His bones picked clean by vultures.

I think you should try flexing on her with a suicide.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

To every journalist reading this: Bet you want ethics in journalism now, nigger.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

idk
massacre all yaoi pooners or whatever

 

[JustSomeDong]

[contrarian and inflamatory opinion]

 

[Mound Dweller]

niggas who will hurl themselves in human wave attacks against an entrenched enemy with air support when they themselves have no armor or AA defenses, and eventually actually win, are many things but I cannot fairly call them cowards.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Best friends do not ban said friends from their properties and then work with the FBI to have them arrested. That's not bestie behavior.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"CAPTAIN FAGGOT, HE'S A QUEERMO, HE'S GOT A T-CELL COUNT BELOW ABSOLUTE ZERO!"

The dude literally groomed children to destroy private property. Captain Planet had more in common with Hitler than the average superhero.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Except he ISN’T, MALDY.

HE IS YOUR MILK FED GIMP FUCKSLAVE CUCK CAPO KING JANNY BALL WASHER AND HES AS RAPED AS YOUR FERRETS YOU FERRET FUCKING FAGGOT.