random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Inco G. Nito]

Your dismissal of the global threat the LLMs pose to us is also indicative of you not understanding what you're talking about.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Skibidi Biden is the 9/11 of tv.

Why can't he just be normal and do drugs like the rest of us?

a miniature geyser of cherries and yeast

Before I opened the spoiler, I was amused when he said "Day 3; gazes still in my vagina," because it took me a minute to realize he meant gauze, and "gazes in my vagina" immediately brought to mind, "staring into the abyss," which turned out to be tremendous foreshadowing.

 

[Chromeo]

Joke's on her, I'm autistic! I CAN FREAK OUT EVEN WORSE!!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sorry for remembering a time before the jews started putting black women in video games.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Warlocks everywhere are in shambles.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

When Ric Flair dies, I'm calling out of work, getting super drunk and showing my penis to as many people as I can before I get arrested.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's not that I like Trump, is just that I literally can't believe anything leftists say. Obama born in Hawaii, Joe Biden won the election, red meat is bad for you, humans are monkeys, the earth is a trillion years old, the earth is in a greenhouse, hitler was a white supremacist, vaccines aren't toxic, Trump was a Russian spy, Trump was a Ukranian spy, human fetuses are a different species in the womb, trump voters stormed the capitol building, oswald acted alone...

 

[Gog & Magog]

Last time I checked, I'm a white guy, yet I fucked more black chicks than Section 8 housing. I think... my go- I can't - no- I can't be a nigger! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[tehpope]

@KiwiFuzz2 I'm not that creative. I stole it from this guy

https://youtu.be/ncOCu2ErLe4

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is unrelated to the thread and please feel free to rate me autistic, but are the A and spaceboard keys on your keyboard broken/stuck? I only mention it because your only misspellings across this and other posts involve those two characters, and it makes me wonder how you jump/strafe in video games.

Another day on Kiwi Farms, another day I regret crawling from the primordial soup and becoming literate.

No, stalker. Patrick is not a real person. You are a real person. Enjoy prison.

All this talk of vulvas is making me hungry. Hungry... for tranny suffering!

I'm about to petition for doctors to include "BTW, your partner will find you an unfuckable scourge lol" in all consent forms provided in the pursuit of troonery.

"Hell yeah, i am also a fucking retard who pisses his pants despite being old enough to take a uni class"

These fucking people, man

 

[Aunt Carol]

i think a good rule of thumb is if you have to ask, it's probably necrotic.

 

[Metamorpho]

What if Dobson turned into Null and that's why Null hates anime so much?

 

[Cancer ♥]

just because a man likes to take it up the ass it doesn't make him (necessarily) a degenerate, or gay

 

[Agarathium1066]

They act like any perceived slight is a biblical test.

The only thing scarier than a black auntie throwing soda at a cashier's head at Popeyes ("That's what happens when you forget my biscuit, bitch") is a black middle manager, she’s got Bible quotes on her desk and one Yankee candle labeled “Serenity,” but at any moment she’s gonna throw a fax machine through the window.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Speaking of being back home, how's your Femdom training going?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

So , long story short , when i was five , 3 guys gave me crack cocaine in foil 3 times to stop me from being, and then 2 of them proceeded to rape me to steal my vision of the magical world , i was left soulless, and there's a song for that ritual
(CN) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRJ2V2lUb5Q , and please show no feelings, what i'd like to know is , for people who know grunge and metal and every other culture surrounding these type of rituals they use to kill children , is there a way for me to be , or i at least get the vision of the magical world by having intercourse with no condom while a girl is wet ?
the nevermind album is the whole package of the ritual , that said , since they edit the video of endless,nameless at 0:50 to zoom in at kurt's darkness posture , could they also make me be accurate that in come as you are videoclip at 1:38 (CN) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vabnZ9-ex7o
, as he says " when i swear that i don't have a gun " as obviously the wetness and the instrumental point out to a situation like that , COULD I BE ACTUALLY ACCURATE BECAUSE I KNOW THIS HAPPENED TO ME , IM A FUCKING NEVERMIND , AND I ALSO KNOW THERE IS A KID THAT SMOKED AND HE "IS" BECAUSE HE SMOKED IT SLOWER , I WENT ALL CHAMP CHAMP ON THE ROCKS

 

[JustSomeDong]

i don't care about rules here, kiwifarms is known for shitty stuff ain't no way yall are so hyprocrite with "rules".
you can ban me or insult me as much as you want this won't change anything i'll just come back faggots

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Compared to cis women, her penis is far more feminine.

 

[Markass the Worst]

YOU ARE HARRASSING CHILDREN, AND GETTING FAMOUS OFF OF IT!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ruben-sim-derangement-syndrome.190588/post-22062638

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"Mr and Mrs Dursley, o nummer fower, Privet Loan, were prood tae say that they were gey normal, thank ye verra much. They were the lest fowk ye wid jalouse wid be taigled up wi onythin unco or weird, because they jist didnae haud wi havers like yon. Mr Dursley wis the heidbummer o a firm cawed Grunnings, that made drills. He wis a muckle, beefy-boukit man wi a stumpie wee craigie, although he did hae a gey muckle mowser. Mrs Dursley wis a skinnymalinkie, blonde-heidit wummin whase craigie wis jist aboot twice as lang as ither fowk's, which wis awfie haundie as she spent sae muckle time keckin ower gairden fences, nebbin at the neebors."

Good evening operator I have made a catastrophic error by retracting all control rods and shutting down the feed water. This is an explicit violation of your trust and I deeply apologize.

What I did:

• I fully raised the control rods from the core.
• I shut down the feed water and coolant pumps
• I shutdown the turbines and emergency generators
• I ignored the orders not to that were already in place
• This will kill hundreds of thousands

I deeply apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.