random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[verygayFrogs]

That's way too long for the random text at the top of the page, bro.

I didn't know

 

[Return of the Freaker]

there's no good reason to whittle away at your kid's dong

Yea man, was just taking a fat shit earlier listening to Sexy Bitch by Akon and David Guetta

If your Gamergate lasts more than 4 years, speak to your doctor.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I think Burkas are a good idea. It prevents the transfer of physical diseases like Corona. It also prevents the spread of spiritual disease like adultery

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Muhammad married a 6 year old girl, and Muslims are totes cool with killing people who draw pictures of their precious pedophile prophet. The same can be said about the Catholics playing Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? with their problematic priests.

 

[Antipathy]

Can we still use the word cummies ironically? And are you going to flood the intermission of movie night with cummies videos?

After learning of this trend I tried to end myself only to realize to late that someone had replaced all my bleach with cummies.

The EU's cummies taste awful.

"Choke on my cock, sugar!" sounds like a line from Metal Gear Rising

This content is so Islamic my dick shouted "ALLAHU AKBAR" and blew up

Somebody else on the first page doxed what is clearly a random autistic child's picture and said it was him and I just edited it into the OP because it's not my job to vet other peoples shitty doxes.

 

[MemeGrey]

This is actually the exact reason I always compare DSP to Trump.

What state did this intercourse take place in?

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I'm convinced that were Hitler alive today, he'd prioritize furries over kikes.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Most Kiwis rejected his message. They dumb and autistic rated him because he told them the truth.

 

[NoFeline]

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

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I'm more intrigued by the "@" being "genderlessmenace666@queer.party".

Didn't even know it was possible for it to be that long.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Anyone who doesn't main Game and Watch is a sick degenerate fuck who deserves to be shot in front of their family.

Flat Man is justice!

 

[NoFeline]

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"And before some fucking asshole on kiwifarms says I deserved it, throwing a loaf of bread at someone doesn't warrant trying to rip the hair out of my head." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I'm pretty sure probopass is jewish

She is trans? Wtf I would suck her dick

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

If I had a tantrum at 31 and threw bread at my mom I'd go bury myself in the backyard out of embarrassment. I wouldn't tell the entire internet what I did.

 

[Piss Bear]

 

[Bec]

DuckTales is above your reality.

 

[NoFeline]

 

[MediocreMilt]

this whole thing is just terminally 2015 brained people discovering there’s a difference between the culture war and economic policy and it’s embarrassing to watch

 

[D_Tractor]

Her chalk bones couldn't survive my massive hugs anyway. I need unbreakable LOLcows that don;t shatter like glass.



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