random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JustSomeDong]

I guess the vaccine kills actually healthy people, while the virus kills "healthy" people who are managing their diabetes and high blood pressure.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Has anyone tried shooting grandma so this nightmare can end?

 

[Hitman One]

The 1 minute video covers all the relevant points: he appears to be sexually assaulting a developmentally disabled butterball

 

[Antipathy]

I despise hypocrites and Pharisees. "I am not religious but I pray"... to whom do you pray to, then? Ancient Aliens? St. Floyd? The clouds in the sky? Your favourite anime? Have a proper stance on something, for once in your life.

Jesus Christ this place is crawling with child molesters

 

[GHTD]

My body is a temple and I will not defile it with GMO whores. It's only organic prostitutes for me

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It got so bad me and my classmates would whip colored pencils at the autistic kid in my Grade 9 science class, and that is how I became a Kiwi Farms user...

Haiti's the Pakistan of the Caribbean.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

These kids are fucking terrible at cyberbullying. We should offer lessons.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"everyone is at kiwi farms, boogers"

 

[Meat Target]

Why didn't this guy's CO have some dudes from the motorpool take him out back and beat him till eyes bugged out?

Maybe we can merge the communities together and finally start KiwiDates.

This may be the most I've missed the horrifying rating in A&N ever

 

[KiwiFuzz]

kevin please stop your father and i are worried for you

 

[NyQuilninja]

If you're 38 and need ED pills to fuck kids, then maybe you aren't really all that into fucking kids.

My money's on it being a single mother grooming her son, to fill the void that boxed wine and her dozen cats can't fill. If it was a father/son or mother/daughter, they'd be lauded as being a "stunning and brave gay relationship", and if it was a father/daughter, the guy would rightfully be lambasted as a sick fuck.

Good on that little girl for making it as a federal agent at such a young age.

Nigga I think theres more honor in dying a celibate virgin than there is fucking your own parents. If it came down that whole human species would end if I dont boink my relatives then lol I'll happily watch it end. Normal people don't think this way, do us and the world a favor and do a hero in minecraft for that drivel, you incel fuckwad.

Godspeed, little based Texniggers.

Don't tell me being racist is going to become hip.

This is obviously a power play by Bill Gates to stop young entrepreneurs from competing with his Nigger Cattle investments.

That's minority-against-minority racism. Doesn't count.

Ahh, a French person....

The secret ingredients are total commitment and casual cruelty.

That makes the 1$ bid even worse, normally with a limited supply all prices will increase.
That nigger must have had very bad hair.

Nobody teach the yearbook class how to make everyone's photo from picture day into an NFT, this shit will trend nation-wide as student collectors become "plantation owners."

One hundred dollars? Now that's an expensive negro, must be a hard worker.

NO.
Japan.
Don't do it.
I'll drink it. I'll drink the water if it means saving the entire ocean from becoming gay.

To be fair I remember me and my high school friends once selling our Jewish friend for a box of raisins at lunch. The buyer never actually collected his purchased jew but we still got a box of raisins put of the deal, which I ate in one giant disgusting raisin mouthful so no one else could reap the rewards.
Anways i advocate selling your minority friends

There are three types of people that you never steal money from: the Bank Man, the Tax Man, and your drug dealer. They WILL get their money back, even if it means peeling your skin back and pulling it out of your asscheeks.

I always love when the farms comes together for an atomic energy circlejerk

 

[Hitman One]

Fifty tweets a day about how he wants to uwuu get inflated into a blueberry and then pressed in a lathe made of cocks

 

[NyQuilninja]

Does your chin hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Does your chin. hang. low.?



You can still get a glimpse of his lifeless eyes tho

I hope you get raped by a pack of feral niggers

Obviously you’re european. Your cops really suck.

Yes yes, I get it. We're trapped between glowing rock and and a hard nigger dick.

Come on, you can't tell us about a dick-armed man and not post pictures.

the lives and deaths of the American Negro is my absolute favourite thing to discuss with my girlfriends over tea.
so uhhh try again sweaty.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Yo! Those clowns are on our turf!

TFW 2021. You can't escape it anywhere. It's like we live in a fucking Hot Topic.

The parks will run entirely on green energy generated by Walt spinning in his grave.

 

[Meat Target]

The woman cries as she wiggles her ass at you.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

He has wrecked his ass beyond use, he has wrecked his dick beyond use, and he has now wrecked his balls beyond use. I hope you like gargling cum, Wedge, because that's your future now.

 

[Meat Target]

It's not a war crime, it's an HR complaint

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Imagine being so mad and racist you can't even enjoy knowing X gon give it to ya.

Having sex doesn't stop anyone from posting in the Derek Chauvin thread but I can see why you assumed that.

See, now you are thinking like a heretic.

Pussy, I knew that's how you smelt

I make my own entertainment online, mostly through my advocacy for racism, sexism, white supremacy, anti-semitism and misogyny.

There's no cardboard tarbaby cutout saying "You must be this racist to post here".

 

[Meat Target]

It's a quote a minute here.

We're trying to power the future through autism here.

We are seeing a Rhodesian on potato hate crime.

 

[verygayFrogs]

There should be an Auschwitz for bronies.

Naughty children go into the Harry Potter room to atone for their sins

Somewhere out there, somebody read this story while masturbating.

>inb4 he wants to fuck the owl

Oh, The Places You'll Go (While High On Cocaine)

You're not entitled to flood a country with niggers

Fuck France, and fuck niggers, and fuck rapists, and fuck pedo

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched disks to each other's assholes.