random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

I expected nothing and I was still disappointed.

 

[Meat Target]

Two of the Farms' biggest cows in one place shrieking about Joshua Moon and My Little Pony with platoon of normie cops in the middle.

"So these 'Sonichus', they told you to have sex with your mother?"

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I wish you were Chris's mother.

 

[Enoby Way]

"I am literally at Disneyland waiting in line for Space Mountain and once again Chris has fucking ruined my day. Happiest Place On Earth ain't so fun anymore thanks Chris"

From the thread where we all found out Chris raped his mum. I can't quote cause it's locked. I know you try to avoid proper names in these things but imho this was amazing enough to submit for consideration.

 

[LurkTrawl]

But now since the guntlet has been thrown and the gunts are locked and loaded I don't know if there is time to change gunts in midstream... or something.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I should just stick to frogs shouldn't I?

Yeah, but how are you supposed to jack off to that...?

we have fallen so low that actually using sex for its intended purpose is now considered a fetish.

Mate, I am not going to talk about my earliest, most intimate sexual moments on Kiwi Farms.

Fellas, is it time to admit a-log was actually right? I mean I don't think Saddam raped his own mother at least.

CHRIS IS FLEEING TO SEATTLE

HES GONNA SEEK REFUGE WITH THE PONY FUCKERS

its like the country EXISTS on different graphics settings from us

Was that dusty ass grandma clunge worth it, Chris?

This is the most convincing nofap thread I have read.

Somewhere in Virginia, there is a public defender who is sleeping peacefully with absolutely no comprehension of the horror that awaits them tomorrow.

 

[No_one]

So we had a tranny posting selfies, discussions about Islam and now Roman history autism. All in a thread about a guy fucking his demented mother - I'm honestly impressed.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

As a kid I wanted to give Penny from inspector gadget MY gadget (penis.)

It's time for the gunt wallpaper story arc

Finally, my time to shine! It's time to draw some Reshiram vore!

 

[Enoby Way]

The Bella &Co incest leakers thread has been pretty choice.

HELLO FELLOW STORMFRONT SUBSCRIBERS. I AM JUST A GOOD SAMARITAN; A FELLOW TRAVELER ON THE ROAD. I HOPE THEY CATCH THIS AWFULLY SEXY LITTLE CUMPOT WITH THE BOUNTEOUS BOSOMS AND COMELY FACE. DID I MENTION THAT I HATE NIGGERS?

Why the fuck won't they dox a cat?

Why indeed.

maybe it was his complete detachment from reality that i found appealing. the idea of bringing him down to gritty carnal reality felt so hot. like pissing on a beautiful mandala of madness and feces.

An apparently genuine confession of the time someone used to fantasise about seducing Chris-Chan. The entire thing is written in the style of E. Annie Proulx on LSD and I felt this chunk of it was particularly choice.

 

[Some JERK]

Slight powerlevel. im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking my mom.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh no Is it finally raping time?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Think about it. All Chris wanted to do was make Barbara great again.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

And it's not like these dicks are realistic or accurate either. They may kind of look the part, but they're still wrong. I mentioned it on the Dragoneer thread a few months back: I know a veterinarian who has a personal vendetta against furries. Besides abhorring the usual dogfucking, she's permanently annoyed that the cumbrained idiots don't even try to get things right. I've heard a couple of rants from her, but knots in particular drive her up a wall. "IT ONLY ENGORGES WHEN THE DOG IS ALREADY DONE! IT'S NOT JUST A SIGN OF ERECTION!" She's got a similar thing going on with how furries draw horse cocks.

 

[NyQuilninja]

"You can take a girl out of Eastern bloc, but you cannot take Eastern bloc out of a girl,”

Is this a dogwhistle? This seems like a dogwhistle! Ban the dogwhistle poster at once!

I wish I had a closet big enough for a pedo to hide in.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

My mother used to flog me with a stockwhip; which I absolutely deserved. I grew up to be a normal, well-adjusted individual with nice fulfilling hobbies such as: collecting model trains, breeding pigs, flaying the faces off women and going to church.

 

[PIÑA]

Here’s some Royal Black quotes:

“I’m melanin challenged.” - Royal Black

“I’m 0% white!” - Royal Black

“I wish I had dark friends irl” - Royal Black

“If you’re from the UK or colonized Asia, you know what I’m talking about.” - Royal Black

“Nothing like being in a room with an Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman to make you feel incredibly uncultured.” - Royal Black

“I look like a Bratz doll when I take care of myself and I was incredibly proud of that.” - Royal Black

“I miss my daughter” - Royal Black

“My fantasy world? Lmao! No honey… YOUR fantasy world. I’ll have a damn wonderful day. Hope you don’t live in Upstate New York, Fresno, CA or Seattle, WA.” - Royal Black

“OH! ITS ON THE INTERNET ON A TROLL POSTING SITE SO IT HAS TO BE RIGHT!” - Royal Black

“What’s your actual name? I want to make sure you never get a room at any of my establishments.” - Royal Black

“I’m not surrounded by negativity lmao! You’re a damn fool. Pray for yourself. My husband and I don’t need your prayers. All of ours have been answered. Smdh Sad sad man.” - Royal Black

“By owning hotels and gas stations. That’s how. Get on my level, then we can talk. I’m not doxing myself to prove a point. Believe me or don’t, that’s not my problem. You entitled bigots are mad and you can STAY MAD. I don’t give a flying fuck lol.” - Royal Black

“I had COVID THREE times!” - Royal Black

 

[Local Fed]

There's something about those centaurs that makes me want to punch them in the faces.

He got arrested in a fucking Sonichu shirt.

I hope JK Rowling is forced to comment on Chris-Chan because of this.

 

[Tour of Italy]

And also fuck off unless you can amuse us.

 

[dumb idiot]

I was I middle school when I started getting into masturbation and would ONLY think about men stroking cats to finish. It made me get horny faster than anything else. I tried to experience with other fetishes but i could never get into them at all. Sadly I don't feel as much pleasure in normal sex, if I am, I have to think of guys petting cats to even attempt at horniness.

Because they were "anonymous". People don't realize how big of a deal it is to not cross contaminate files and info with personal data. Its why I am considering getting a separate pc simply for the Farms.

Well, goodbye everyone. ill remember you all in therapy