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[Sawamura Simp]

I really enjoy the idea of a few dozen fans of a decade-gone radio show infiltrating a police department just to send welfare checks to the hovel.

Felony tweeting
Felony posting
Felony text messaging
Felony voodoo doll injuring
Felony bar visiting
Felony drawing

The dominos are in order stalkers, wait for the knock

"Unemployed LinkedIn socialist who is a janny for HR" is the ultimate avatar of the globo homo regime.

 

[Gog & Magog]

The good news is I am completely irrelevant

If you love white people, then tell us directly.

 

[Anonitolia]

Sir I'm gonna need to ask you to take that down you stole my character

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Omg you guys are right. These are the stroke muffins.

 

[Spud]

I, as a community labeled pedo, agree to this.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If someone swatted my parents, I wouldn’t be on social media, I’d be offline dealing with the problem and checking on them. Twitter wouldn’t be on my mind. I guess I’m not a cool tough guy.

"Unemployed LinkedIn socialist who is a janny for HR" is the ultimate avatar of the globo homo regime.

Null's worst nightmare becomes a reality and he is forced at gunpoint by UN peacekeepers to open the vaunted Pat board.

Meanwhile the redditor gently caresses his partner's side in a soft and possibly homoerotic manner, displaying a weak constitution and a avaricious addiction to updoots.

Reddit is possibly the best example of what happens when you don't grow out of the "fuck you mom and dad" mentality.

You become so libertine you end up watching your best friend plow your sister while you fuck a Pikachu plushie and choke yourself.

I got scolded twice for being behind work because laughing at his fat fuck took way too much of my time.

I'm currently getting a kick out of people in the reddit thread about this, bending over backwards to blame "Conservatives" and "the South" for a black MtF prostitute being murdered in Atlanta on MLK Jr Blvd in the middle of the night.

guy literally paid for video game screenshots, there's no artistry involved.

I never really use the word "degeneracy"...but nothing else suffices right now.

The way he moved his right arm at the beginning is unsettling.

It was instinctively looking for the bag of cheese that Jack keeps nearby when he usually cooks.

that dead eye starts rolling like a watermelon down Mt. Everest

Rating: 4 out of 5 comorbidities.

Omg you guys are right. These are the stroke muffins.

You can tell that he is legitimately traumatised at the insulting portion he has been served, and needs eternal proof of this affront to the wendigo.

Yes; you are a fat fuck, that much is obvious, but you don’t have to act like one all the time.

If you’re bleeding from your eyeballs when they triage you‘re bumped to the front. If you shit yourself because of too much butter flavor on your popcorn, they‘re going to make you sit in it for a while, while dealing with real patients.

I swear, this man is physically incapable of learning. He's the world's dumbest A.I

It will never cease to amaze or amuse me how little effort it takes to get this sub-80 IQ 1.2 GPA retard to respond like a dead frog's leg attached to a galvanic battery.

Oooh, he won't be popular with his commie trans Twitter pals when they find out he's going to be a filthy landlord (again).

How will he hide the line of dark-complexioned individuals coming to flatulate in his wife's lady bits?

purposefully using meat shields other than his double chin and his glory hole of a wife

There is no such thing as "debt courts", child, the only courts are the ones you'll be seeing between the knock and your enjoyment of prison for felonious telephone harassment, felonious bar entering, felonious hiding behind trucks across the street, felonious publication of A Christmas Carol sequels on Amazon and conspiracy to commit felonious podcasting while under criminal investigation.

Even another nuke is nicer than making Japan follow this bullshit.

Lmao I have bad credit.

Premium nigger loan here I come.

Why even try to act right and not be a burden on society at this point.

Portland pastry chef mauled by off-leash dog, dog's handler promptly ODs on fentanyl

This is the most Portland headline I have ever seen

Excuse me? Your dog mauls me and puts me in the hospital I should have the right to take you and your shitbull to a [fed post redacted] and [fed post redacted].

It just perfectly captures the aesthetic of globohomo cities, all that's missing is a troon trying to groom a kid.

“Lol” said the Lord “imao” he continued.

Honestly, we should euthanize all pit bulls.

And the owners as well.

And homeless junkies.

And Portland.

 

[Betonhaus]

Lurking through this thread while eating was a mistake

 

[sorrycharlie]

Stay strong HitlerzAngel

 

[Dr. Butt]

We come to hate and instead we learn. Who says there’s no value in internet drama?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

We're there already, remember, they had a deer monitoring your online account for hate speech.

 

[3MMA]

So Joe buys like a label whore on meth, and chooses the least flattering stuff, to look like a sexualised Snufflelafagus. So vulgar.

 

[Big Nasty]

Who needs LSD when I can blow your fucking mind with a Kiwi Farms post.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

'Shill Shaitan' is an excellently crafted, cosmopolitan and multicultural joke and your soul has been corrupted by being bombarded with advertising since your mom left you in front of the T.V. while she went out and earned her crack money on her knees.

 

[Mannibal]

If he's a whole-hog degenerate he'll still find a way to coom.

Its mind blowing how anyone can read that shit and not think "mental illness". Literally shoving frozen tomato juice up their asshole.

Brr, reading all that has the vibe of a deep dive after a mass shooting. “All the signs were there”.

I yelled into the void hoping it would yell back

You're asking for logic from someone who willingly eats shit.

The fact you consider touching her is mindboggling to me.

He writes like an 11 year old from a poorly ranked school.

I’ve never heard of “moonface” before and I don’t like to brag but I’m pretty racist.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Ribs looks like an aborted fetus.

Yes, he is that insane and stupid

swatting in general has gotten very very very very very very very very very very gay.

this is one of the only times when im disappointment with the feds being too incompetent to catch someone. usually i want them so incompetent that they couldnt even catch syphilis at a whore house, but in this case i really really want them to catch these faggots who are doing the swatting.

Is it beyond unlikely? Sure.

an easy man to understand once you get the driving force behind his psyche: everything he does, good or bad, is pure projection and attempts at validation.

we’ve seen him double, triple, and oinktuple down when confronted by the people with actual brains and/or experience.

Frankenstein's Honster

lived his entire life circling the drain, desperate for SOME kind of validation... and then, he found the Internet.

She saw the bed full of rats and scorpions and thought "looks comfy lol might lay in it".

The troon figured out the cheeky trick

This dude looks like you put grandma in the microwave oven and she started to melt

 

[EyeGuy]

"As your tongue begins to massage his swollen clit, the woman's hands grab your hips and you feel her thick cock slide easily into your well fucked hole."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

checkmate, now you see the superiority of being a satan worshipng cuck.

The bag is his girlfriends asshole and the trash is her bulls dick. Karl "taking it out" is probably just him cleaning it up. And doing so willingly and excitedly.

A kingdom of kettlebells and tranny cock

Letty keeps lying about bagged milk, Alberta is one of the provinces in Canada that does not have it.

spatula in hand, he uses the knife to stir the chicken in the nonstick teflon pan

Karl acts identically to a relative you expell from your life, who upon learning he cannot control you, attempts to destroy your relationships with other family members by fabricating entire interactions which paint you in a bad light.

Whether you agree with the law or not, if you record yourself breaking the law, you deserve to get arrested.

First rule of breaking the law club is not making videos of breaking the law or even talking about it lol.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Everyone else that gets a thread here is either:
1. Ignorant of their notoriety or actively doesn't care
2. Litigious in the traditional method (sending C&D's, being a legal nuisance)
3. Reliant on pure chutzpah to get their thread taken down

exactly how retarded are you?

It's just retarded enough to work

his chances might be improved if he got his nuts cut off and fatly bellowed "IT'S MA'AM, MOTHERFUCKER!" at an innocent minimum-wage retail worker

 

[Betonhaus]

I'd still argue there's quite some difference between "pretty girls trying to cajole men into volunteer service on the subway" and "burly soldiers roaming the streets for men to beat up and throw into the back of a van".

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I had a heat wave this past summer... so the first thing I though while I was suffocating was to go out to shoot at random people and loot stores... made me feel much better, I recommend.