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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I was a little hype for this game because i thought there would be hot male robots too. Very disappointed in that.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Friday: I wish I was and I honestly should be more popular
Saturday: Here is a bag of spinach I have tagged with cheerleaders

 

[Pedophobe]

don't read this while eating

 

[Law]

It's like that Dude saying to achieve World Peace, we need a Nuclare War, because People will getting so scared, they will never battling again.

 

[Cats]

@Haramburger

 

[Cats]

Tips:
- use binaural beats (real not fake).
- sleep with both hemispheres at once.
- princess your emotions (burst into song)
- fall in love
- 30-60 mins cardio
- 4 hourz watch a plant gently move
- cry
- look at porn you nut to but will regret
- listen to powerful music
- eggnog with nutmeg. just a little.

edit: also try wim hof method. pirated?

 

[RACISM]

The fucks that supposed to mean? Saying my name doesn’t win the points for you champ.

Margaret Pless by the way.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am on Kiwi Farms. I wish to know about the banana.

They trans them after death just like how Mormons baptize ghosts.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Here is a bag of spinach I have tagged with cheerleaders

 

[RACISM]

A couple of bangers from the debate racism thread.

The average Somali is genetically closer to Hitler than he is to a Bantu African American

I’m being patient with you here and having a debate you said you want to have, and all you can do is post pictures of my face and insult my appearance?

 

[Meat Target]

Patrick is so uniquely able to be despicable that inanimate objects around his house came to life to make social media accounts to talk about how awful he is.

 

[Haramburger]

@Haramburger

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I'm cognizant I wrote that, but I still laughed until tears came out reading that nonsense. Daytime Haramburger can't handle the shit After Dark Haramburger comes up with apparently.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It is interesting the way these people talk about us, using terms like "digital labyrinth". I think it rather makes us look cool actually.

The onlyfans whore "cry" as they twerk and sell their body on the internet.

From one learned gentleKiwi to another, allow me to increase your facility with word economy with this two syllable substitution I employ to great effect: crackhead.

It makes me sound like I'm part of some badass resistance movement and not just wasting my hours away laughing at weirdos on the internet.

Oh no, independent thought.

Nobody wants to admit they have a negro problem.

if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, how quickly will the American mainstream media accuse Russia of felling it?

I hope that it will be published or leaked soon, because I really want to see a documentary about a non-existent far-right militia

the Detroit of Hell, wherever the suffering is worst.

Lie all you like, the number of Uhaul rents tell the truth.

So I really don't know who to hate more, basically, is what I'm saying.

King James I is the Lord of Vape Nation and the Phat Cloudz Club. Vape is Love, Vape is Life.

My brother in Christ, why the fuck would I continue reading when this is what they choose to open with

He’s gay. But he knows if he exits the closet he becomes that unicorn that impossible case that shouldn’t exist, the unfuckable faggot. And faggots will fuck anything with an asshole and some things without.

I think, in a godless universe we cannot expect something that funny to happen.

Every time one of the stalkers contact him he probably feels a little rush of girlish excitement, like someone getting attention from their crush.

George Washington would have been raping slave boys just like anyone else and still would call you a nigger faggot.

Reminds me of the fact that Rosechu has a pointed tail like male Raichu does (and yes Rosechu does have a pickle and double yes Chris loves it)

You want to kill yourself, just go ahead and do it. Don't make everyone else suffer.

People keep telling me about the banana. I had no need or wish to know about the banana.

But no matter how many times you put the plastic sauropod's neck into the plastic T-Rex's mouth you just can't match the dopamine hit of a few likes.

I haven't seen those clips in ages and I still feel lingering second-hand embarrassment.

I think I glimpsed bitch tits as well but some of you Kiwi investigators may have the technology to enhance the image and determine that for sure.

God damn that’s one of the worst pictures I’ve ever seen of him. He shared this. On purpose. He looked at it and thought “Yup, looking good, handsome!”

I am on Kiwi Farms. I wish to know about the banana.

I'm starting to feel inadequate with the measly number of sinks i own.

What a nauseating thought. I wish I hadn't had it.

she was living in a fantasy world and that bathroom brought her big, wide-hipped ass down to earth

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"If you all stopped being bigots at the same time, you could all goon to girl dick as one. It's okay."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Dicks with faces is the new arm dick tattoo.

I regret ever coming on this part of the site but I somehow always end up here.

Shoving midgets where they don’t belong is a time honored Irish-Catholic tradition!

I feel like I'm being trolled by God.

Fuck it. I'm a transexual Nazi Eskimo with headmates. Where's my check?

Soldiers say there are no atheists in a foxhole. No God either by the look of that. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

You so want to reply to many of these screeds, "Have you tried having sex?"

I'm glad this guy is now a woman because I love him, and this stops it from being gay.

I like to imagine her walking round with her whole forearm sewn on to her pubic triangle, fist clenched, threatening anyone who looks at it.

We're all just brainwashed by the patriarchy and surely I, after experiencing some kind of sapphic yoni worship ritual in a Portland bungalow, would see how great carpet munching is.

If you listen closely you can hear the sound of a few hundred internet faggots shuffling to the edge of their seats and leaning forward with interest.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Having sex with a shark is not normal behaviour.

 

[Meat Target]

Riddle me this
you foul kiwi dudes
who calls you a pedo
but seeks a childs nudes.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Technically speaking, you aren't a hobo unless you've ridden the rails in search of work. These are just bums.

And this is why you're fucking homeless, you uncultured swine.

The only way to deal with the modern homeless problem is quite simple: gas them all to death.

Wondering if they are using one of those very specific YT playlist like "classical songs for when you wanna murder your enemies". I hope to soon see "classical playlist to kick your hobbo out of your garden".

I am a biological female that likes dick faggot. Not a damn troon.

so when my cellphone rings the nigger alarm is it gonna start blasting "ME HARDIES!! THERE'S A NIGGER ON THE PORT BOW! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE NIGGER!!! YARRGH THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR CUTLASSES! FEED 'EM TO THE FUCKIN' SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!!"?

See this is why I think he's hetero. If he were gay he couldn't pass up the opportunity to grift and collect updoots and become an official part of the rainbow flag and "no, child" people on Grindr and never shut up about it.

ouch oof ow i got bumped on the noggin please apply my tourniquet to my neck

Uranium in the lungs is good for you. Thinking otherwise is Russian propaganda.

Just what I always wanted; a 1911 that was probably used as a butt plug at a Church of Satan gay orgy.

I know you're black but stop acting like a stupid nigger.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

he is possibly humanity's 1st ever basement-made dictator.

Sauce

 

[Seafarer]

The most hilarious thing about Americans is how they will drone strike your village, rain artillery on it, then make films and plays about how it made them have the sads.