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[Skitarii]

she's obsessed with my husband like an autistic boy with trains.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

You are owed nothing until you draw Garfield.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Everything comes back to being seen as attractive to blacks. @Kittenwaffen

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The fact that you can play as Daisy was almost enough to tempt me into making an expensive and thoroughly autistic decision.

 

[One Quick Post]

I say this with all sincerity and kindness I can muster. Please, please stop posting your nudes.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I was once tasked with collecting a coffee for Noel Edmonds - I spat in it and watched him drink it, whilst he was being an objectionable cunt to everyone around him.

 

[Oliver Onions]

*Narrated by David Attenborough as Werner Herzog

 

[Seafarer]

Faggot’s hanging out with Orion, Soda, Jean, and Chris Tyson like they’re some sort of shitty A-Team version of pedophiles

 

[polyester]

Not to say everyone who says kike or sandnigger is a screeching retard, but all the screeching retards say kike/sandnigger.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

As a proud member of Generation Z, I aim to challenge the status quo within organization's HR teams to create a more engaging and inclusive workplace. I've grown to 50K followers across platforms in less than a year, and that's because this message resonates with today's workforce.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

sorry babe the dishwasher broke and im retarded please fuck me

 

[Gentlebastard]

Just fire him into a blast furnace and be done with it.

I'm just wondering why there's a nintendo at school. Aren't kids retarded and gay enough?

This like catching HIV when trying to avoid getting HPV.

lesbians have drained the sperm banks of Denmark dry

nigger fatigue is real and sometimes you just have to have it stomped into you

Shave his head, glue on a yarmulke, and airdrop him into the Gaza strip.

It won't solve anything but the drone footage will be fucking amazing.

Tard strength doesn't care how big its target is. You're still at risk of brain damage the second the downie with a greasy bowlcut gets mad about tendies.

Having lunatics be free range is so much better for them! Lots of exercise, fresh air and all the dumpster scraps they can eat!

Stop letting your mentally fragile 14-year old dick around online unsupervised.

"Quick Jerry, take a picture of me kissing our dead daughter son, I need to post it on twitter because I'm an attention-seeking cunt to teach those bigots a lesson"

Rest in peace, may the afterlife be better than the hoarders den you had to grow up in.

Bitch I don't have time to follow you around! I have to carefully divide my attention between politisperging, work and Skyrim.

Don't reach across me. The dairy case is where I lose my will to live when grocery shopping, and I'll move within 40 seconds when my brain reboots.

" Insert Penis Here ."

Those eyes and that mouth are infuriating. He might as well have a forehead tat that reads
" Insert Penis Here ."

He's going to be buried in a T-shirt with one of his bitmoji's, a final "fuck you" to their licensing requirement.

But then we all know how Jagoff wants to go. Being smoked at 225 degrees like his beloved pulpork.

The "8 year old playing with mommy's lipstick" look is very fashionable this time of year

I don't what point he was trying to make but he had his dick in his hand while writing this.

No idea what TERF flags and symbols look like, must have missed that memo.

Whenever I see pooners IRL I just get this urge to push them over. Not like a shove, just gently exerting pressure on their shoulders until they fold. They wouldn’t do anything to stop me.

Back in this thread after a long, long time. Good Lord this shit has only gotten worse, hasn't it?

 

[Poonocchio]

How do they go from 'make grotesquely enlarged clit more like micropenis' to 'indistinguishable flesh colored cauliflower'?

Any pooner who wants to keep their vag while reshaping their labia should hold their cunt open for a week with tape and see how they come to enjoy everything drying out and becoming irritated

 

[PhoBingas]

YO Lil bibi, I took a fat dump in the bathroom of Hamas HQ this morning and I DID NOT flush it!! After I wiped my ass by squeegeeing it all off the edge of sink countertops. How do you like them skid marks lil bibi? TURN THE WATER BACK ON!! OR IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Yeah the more "normal" community here is nice. You guys play video games and shit. People that are regulars at a death enthusiast forum...

wew

 

[Dr. Butt]

What reckless faggotry lurks in the heart of man.

 

[BMO_]

Doxxxxxxing isn't a felony. Your shit is public posted by you

 

[Extreme Crusader]

How do you people fall for this shit. Embarrassing.

If there's actually an update, make a TTS thread. Stop pushing Twitter gay ops on the forum.

 

[Finger Pistols]

no, but i tip my mommy some yummy tummy cummies when she brings me my tendies.

No further comment.

 

[Pedophobe]

Please, please stop posting your nudes.