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[Aljam]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A morbidly obese woman eat an entire table of cheese. I watched a man lick feces off his anally penetrated finger. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain.

 

[Meat Target]

You gotta go with the laughing because the crying will kill you.

 

[Justtocheck]

Link / Archive

I just would like to see the most common way of archiving, using insert link in random text. A good reminder to archive everything.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

If having sex with trannies involves giving them a firm knee to the crotch, I might have to rethink my interest.

 

[Seychelle Pennyfeather]

Duct tape would work better than what she did, the wound edges aren't even touching.

Getting the duct tape off later, though, that would be a challenge. Might peel the whole thing open like a hellish fruit roll-up.

 

[Johnny Salami]

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Thanks AI lmao

People are talking about a video of Nick Fuentes getting stepped on by a woman in a fishnet outfit. They are calling him a simp and a gooner.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

They are saying that it is a terrible song, but they are also saying that it is a banger.

 

[Bloitzhole]

a ravenous lesbian tried to steal the body of Christ from his hands

 

[Aunt Carol]

The only consistent thing in common I would say about kiwifarmers is that they all like to laugh at retards.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

"I just slide myself into my myself and it's a perfect tuck, even with just basic panties. I'm basically fucking myself and I call it the "forbidden tuck". "

giant gloved man-hand pulling webs of mozzarella cheese out of his own vagina

as you know it's completely and definitly prohibbited by islam to be trans, and if you don't go back to reason, your fate is death, and not normal death, we must throw the trans guy from the tallest building in the region, and if he didn't die from the first throw, we climb back and throw him again, until DEATH

 

[Tablet County]

The battle for the soul of Minnesota: Jim the laughin’ dying Irishman vs Rekieta, the drunken dying Pole. Stay tuned.

One day I was in church and the pastor said "God created everything" and I smiled, for I believed.

Then I thought "If God created everything... then he created niggers, too!"
So now I'm an atheist.

 

[frozen_runner]

As far as this film goes, I propose casting Morgan Freeman as Derek Chauvin.

Petition to rename the Green Berets to Green Beets

There's no such thing as masculine Asian men all Asian men just want big strong white men to put them in their place this guy probably has a closeted Sissy fetish like all people who might seething articles about white men.

I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!
I HATE PROTESTANTS!!

No, no! You put the botulism in your BUTTHOLE! You put the PLUMBING SEALENT in your penis.

I regret reading this thread.

Also the teacher is hot and not fat and I would have sex with her except she is Christian and married so I cannot have sex with her for moral reasons.

Imagine having a brave transwoman die in a far more gothic manner than you.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The conspiracy runs deep, even to the Farms it seems. You won't stop me from having fun on the Internet, reptilian.

 

[vomitusdeux]

You know there isn't a time limit on posts before you actually post them? There was no rush for you to get these three sentences out.

I'm glad I contributed to that profile pic. I have the honour of being the only person in history to draw John Cena in Sonichu style.

Oh no, the Kiwis know about the Ageplay.

I'd love a timeline where being a whigger was a fatal mistake.

You do have to admire how good even the Japanese Mob is at Packaging.

I feel like Nips would like Fatrick. He hits that niche area of being an Urban Legend because of how he grinds black children into Pepperoni and the nationalists can call him a whittu piggu and no one could disagree.

Curses! I've been mass debated again!

Bitch collects still born photos like trading cards. Is this a practice you really want to defend?

her obsession seems to be the church potentially diddling kids and not grinding babies into pepperoni.

When you jack off right after you wake up and before you went to sleep and your mind is just grabbing at shit through the fog cause you jacked off alot.

Cockatiel with white face privilege

Absolutely sick that Rekieta wants to have sex with this.

Are you questioning someone who enjoys watching incredibly gorey death videos?

neko... shota... vore erp??>?>:???
what the fuck did i just read

This thread is only for the real Neko Shota bros. If you ain't into fucking Shota catboys or the British, get the hell out!

If you think about it Keffals and Chris Chan have gotten more action than Null has.

Do you think fried Pajeet improves the smell or does it make it worse?

Imagine getting killed by a drone in Ukraine and then video of your death ends up being critiqued on a forum dedicated to discussing an autistic webcomic artist.

Am I a nigger

@Dyn , @Johnny Salami asked me to tell you that he thinks you are a jerk

It was me, I harass trannies.

>Complains about people derailing her fap thread
>Constantly derails other threads

no you're thinking of Emo, which is 100% different from Goth. Let me list the differences:

1)

The only proper way to celebrate that is to commit suicide.

you can have the microplastics or the soapy meat

Even a pussy as big as Shinji can punch that deviancy out of you, you are simply that pathetic

Guys, I think, I figured it out. You know what he will be able to do as a therapist? That's right, ban people from magnet therapy.

Just call them niggers. Quit being faggot redditors about what euphemism to use.

It's so neat and tidy for a medieval torture method.

Big fan of the 'Passingwind' moniker.

I decided we should celebrate half birthdays. I baked him half a cake and sang half of the “Happy Birthday” song (every other syllable, because complicating things is one of my gifts).

cut off your son's mulatto perm, he'll get better

It seems mental illness runs in the family.

Discount torture what a world

"Hap birth, hap birth, you, hap birth, hap birth you" Man that's retarded.

Only 175 bucks for the 1 hour torpedo anal penetration. What a steal

This is the most jewish thing I have read all weekend.

Can someone pet the kiwi for me, thanks.

I suppose I'm overthinking this.

But after looking at the evidence photo of the inverted cellphone camera setup, my first thought was this involves a lot of risk and effort for a half-second blurry clip of some child's butt.

Oh STFU about being "unbiased", bitch. Like you people have been the platonic ideal of unbiased, what with the way you rubbed your stinkditches in our faces the moment it was revealed that NoA kowtowed to you fucks.

Bitch be catty asf if they take umbrage for a user who just wants to show their appreciation towards Vivian by naming themselves vivittyd

Rarely have I regretted clicking a link on this site as much as when I went here and was greeted by a gif of a room full of Ukrainian men painted black shoving dildos glued onto their heads into each others mouths.

I'm not superstitious, but I am becoming more convinced that medallion is actually cursed.

Guys guys everyone calm down, I'm here to confirm that they didn't censor Hooktail's line about making you sniff her feet

From hard science and autistic data analysis to a serious debate about magic and amulets, all under the guidance of a medieval God. The most diverse place on the Internet indeed.

Get a life all of you, I am a grown ass woman not a child, if I wanna be a damn dirty pig I am going to be. You aren't my keepers, this site is for ADULTS not a child, last I checked, how would YOU ALL like being told what to do as an adult? I'm resorting to reporting a lot of you for harassment on this site. I AM NOT A CHILD . just because I may be a little immature for my age doesn't mean YOU have the rights to actually treat me like I'm not an adult.

if I wanna be stinky and dirty I am going to be. it's not YOUR CHOICE. I appreciate your advice but leave me alone. stop stalking me.

If you've read about Thelema and shit like that they give cum, libido an sex in general ton of energetic power that they use in incantations and stuff.

Just imagine the years of Cwc gooning that have powered up this cursed talisman, its turbocharged to the point of being a magical chernobyl.

Don't care. my body. my choice. and for the record, I DO shower and bathe. I'll gladly show the empty bodywashes next time?

You can be stinky if you want but I can call you gross for being stinky if I want! Opinions are fun!

My body is not yours to choose what weight I will be. if I wanna be a fat oger sized bear, I am going to be.

Fuck off kindly.

So when is Rekieta gonna rape his own mom?

I've sent this particular message directly to the admins.

Tommy also has some injections of Botox into his anus (“Holetox”)

"My son got committed directly before my 40th birthday and I went and had the party anyway but I felt guilty about it" is not an article that needed to be written.

No, no! You put the botulism in your BUTTHOLE! You put the PLUMBING SEALENT in your penis.

Since she has the brain of a 10 year old, do you think she continued to play with period blood?

He’s going to do to your dick what he did to his own face

with all this butter who needs lotion

I LOVE drugs! I do them EVERY DAY! Ask me about any DRUG, bet I've done it!

Then I thought "If God created everything... then he created niggers, too!"
So now I'm an atheist.

This is how discord autists mate. Mazel tov to the happy couple.

Why is a "top" getting anal fissures?

 

[Al from Dadeville]

someone named Josiah Munoz has requested the bodycam footage of the arrest

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

There is no Nick now, there is only the Balldo.

 

[Drip Torch]

Clearly, we need a ragtag team of deer fuckers to cuckold the bucks and collapse their population that way. The does won't want to have sex with the bucks after the men have their way with them.

We can recruit from 4chan's /k/ board.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You're worse than any faith healer or televangelist. You're literally nostalgic for (supposed) past times when you fantasize that you would have been a faith healer or televangelist, duping the dumb rubes into doing your bidding (and giving you some 800 AD superchats!) in the name of Thor.

If white people worshipped Thor, then white men would all be WOLF DRAGON KILLER WARRIOR VIKING DEATH DEMON SAVAGES!

whites don't worship these absurds characters (who, again, are almost all made up in modern times).

you lack the charisma, competence, and leadership to win over white people unless they're retards who are going to pretend to worship Thor.

You're weaklings constantly in need of escaping nature. But you lack the balls to just be a heroin junkie

White Christians are my enemies, not Jews.

You're fat old fedoras, and we'd rather just go back to the days of the Obama years when you were upfront about your neckbeard bullshit instead of your new age "pagan" hustle or whatever other dumb historical bullshit you're trying now

Just jam the banana up your ass and go back to screeching about how your grandpa is a sucker for donating money to his church

This goes hard

 

[Gentlebastard]

The only thing men can do differently than women is ruin lives specifically with their penis.

These are right here are some of my favorite posts on kiwifarms, this is what keeps me coming back. It's the pure, unadulterated insanity of the kind of people who think men should be in jail with women and then try to shame you for thinking that's horrible. It's so bright and powerful, it's like looking into the sun.

He has no concept of calories, of course he's not going to know wtf bioaccumulation is.

Yeah cock and ball torture is pretty hard. Glad you got through it though.

There's so much going on here and it's all retarded.

From what i've read over the years you need at least one dead, melanated family member to have a slight chance for getting a good-sized ghetto lottery payout.

this "intersex" pooner (who is also trans and non-binary depending on the sentence) points to her packer while saying "IT'S SIR!"

He is actively unemployed.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I'm basically circumcised.