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[doodoocaca]

I saw those pictures of Liz and had an Einstein level scientific epiphany. I've come up with a measurement and future use cases for determining the transness of any human being. I have called it the Stomp to Thwomp ratio.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

OK, I'll fess up, I'm into the whole sexy schoolgirl thing.

 

[Rotollo 2]

is it shitposting if you're dead serious all the time?

 

[vomitusdeux]

This niggas gonna eat someone.

I guess "consensual" doesn't apply to random people who just want to ride the F train without some degenerate trannies doing bondage and stinking up the damn car. I would take an F train stuffed full of 100 black showtime kids doing breakdancing while blasting drill beats before 5 gross trannies doing kink bullshit.

My god that looks like some kind of horrifying shipping porn between computing forever and woody allen

Bleeding heart "Give deers vasectomy" attitude doesn't work in reality.

Deer vasectomies are stupid. Clearly, we need a ragtag team of deer fuckers to cuckold the bucks and collapse their population that way. The does won't want to have sex with the bucks after the men have their way with them.

"Your enjoying this arent you!" Morgan Spurlock screams at Ronald Mcdonald. "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba...I'm lovin' it." Ronald Mcdonald says, and then fires his pistol once, shooting Morgan Spurlock once directly in the forehead, the shot killing him instantly. Morgan Spurlock died on May 23, 2024 in New York, United States of America.

"ANUS!" One of the Homosexual men Plumbers of Anus screams in the distance

"I think Ronald McDonald may be going insane!" a police officer suddenly screams during the odd interrogation at the jail.

Who knew that Sonichu was an avatar of Slannesh?

Ctrl + F: Anus
14 matches. Is this a new record?

As of right now, there are 15,839,250 messages on the Kiwi Farms
If there was a comprehensive and complete thread on instances of nigger behavior, merely recounting events from this year alone would exceed that amount

HOMOSEX STUFF IS SO FUCKING GROSS

*Smug chuckles* um, look here, chudderinos. The AI says Mewtwo is trans, it can't be wrong.

with demonchu theory growing in popularity I have a theory about the origin of the demon.

Tanit is also is one letter swap away from TAINT and guess where Chris stabbed himself to attempt to make a vagina.

> Null gets medallion
> Finally becomes un-mixed race
> 100% white British
> Tries to do next MATI stream
> Comes out with "Righto lads, it's only another bloody Cross At The Internet stream, in't it? Lovely jubbly."
> US state department updates statistics of US-citizen suicides in Serbia some time later

"Tanit" to "taint" is extremely autistic. Taint is a slang term, the area between scrotum and anus is called the perineum. Take it from an expert in all things related to an Un-Clit.

>”Never exercises”
No fucking shit.

I don't care about nuisance wildlife unless they have an easy to track username.

I don't see the problem, bulbasaur is in fact a plant-loving queer.

You shut your whore mouth before I worry-seed your ass

Pedophiles get off to having their victims thrash around and scream helplessly. Doing that only makes him hard and eager to pounce on your digital ass.

Gay men are so different from women, they might be another species.

EMILY IS A MONSTER FUCKER

how did they invert Birdo's corkscrew penis and fashion it into a mazegina?

Can I talk about how good I am at buying suits? Or my hygiene?

Emily sure wasn't gay when my dick was in her mouth.

I bet nobody is maintaining the infrastructure so the free Wifi at NogDonalds isn't working.

"Thankyou history's largest mega corporation for agreeing with my delusions, also I'm oppressed and nobody supports me"

A man screaming out rape like that ? Damn what an embarrassment

"They're turning the frickin' Bulbasaurs gay!"

People die when they are killed, yes.

"Honey it's 4 PM, time for your penis filler."

"Yes, dear."

 

[The Un-Clit]

"Tanit" to "taint" is extremely autistic. Taint is a slang term, the area between scrotum and anus is called the perineum. Take it from an expert in all things related to an Un-Clit.

You could at least have given the original post a like, you nigger.

 

[vomitusdeux]

You could at least have given the original post a like, you nigger.

I have righted my wrong. Please forgive my transgressions.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Feefee81093

Fact is, there's no shortage of retards

@Crocodylus Acutus

I always send it back to the restaurant, so it can breed bigger waffle fries

What's the market like for pics of an autistic lesbian covered in self-harm scars and cockroaches?

 

[Moths]

It's gotten so bad that I stopped watching porn with women in it.

 

[BirdUp]

we could handle the poo plate but none of us were ready for the shitwich

 

[Gentlebastard]

Never let your heroin addiction be an excuse for not eating good, kiwis.

Wait a second, isn't heroin bad for you?

Don't be lied to by Big DEA, heroin is extremely safe and healthy. Smoke some dope every day and you will live forever.

"a cozy evening at home boofing dope, coke and ketamine" is one of the funniest things i've read in a while

I just simply would not do that because I'm not a retard.

That's some sexy abscess fluid there

the cottage cheese really sells the dying tissue element to the horror

Always gatekeep your hobbies, even if it’s doing drugs

Good old fashioned jerking off feels good, but my dick keeps getting in the way.

Accessibility is for the handicapped.

The longer this goes on the less sense this makes.

Narcisism is one helluva drug.

So... what were you doing at a furry convention?

I'm 73% certain this didn't happen and the OP was jacking off while typing it

My mom used to call niggers "porch apes"

I find I have to pause a little between the words to say that clearly. "Porch monkeys" is better, the syllables flow into each other nicely.

Age 27, and talking about being "in trouble" with anyone other than cops/feds. Sharing a bedroom with an adult brother, and sniffs his bedding. Trooning out. It's a miracle this person doesn't have a thread here already

Bitterness, arrogance, twitter and pepperoni making really take a toll on a man.

 

[mrfresh]

scandinavian incel prudes

 

[Haffhart]

...Now I'm wondering if they ever made live-action Anne Frank porn. There was an uptick in Holocaust as well as Nazi pornos in Israel way back then until the authorities told them to cut that out because its getting out of hand.

 

[Tablet County]

He literally fought harder to reconnect with his fucking lawn chairs than his own daughter

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Another win for trans visibility

Maybe submit a Boeing whistleblower submission using every Haitians name and let things play out as they will?

At this point I wouldn't be opposed to just giving the place to Coca Cola and letting them sort it out using their traditional methods (hiring mercenaries)

Haiti is like the Sonichu medallion of colonial possessions, no one wants it.

> be a deity
> create rational beings
> put them on a planet with incredible resources
> give them free will
> they say, "Thanks, but we're just going to jerk ourselves off and go extinct"
> mfw

Of course that fat mong thought it was okay to fed a baby mountain dew fuck. I drink mostly mountain dew and I would never share it with a fucking baby. I wonder if she planned on feeding it via IV dew bags next. Why even mix it with baby food mixture everyone knows mountain dew has the daily requirements of 3 or 4 meals depending on what countries meals your basing it on. Hell it's probably equal to 10 North Korean meals

Worthless trivia seeing as it's 10 years defunct but the tripcode pass is #ilovetit

All I said was that I thought you should kill yourself. Now I am asserting that you should kill yourself.

We really, really, really, really, really do not need more belligerent, retarded, politically mindraped, angry-all-the-fucking-time, sperging-about-politics-is-my-only-hobby FAGGOTS.

I guess the apocalypse makes everyone a badass.

 

[Moral Decay]

As the journalists aged out and died they'd be cremated and their ashes vitrified and stored on site, in a manner very similar to nuclear waste.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

you got really excited at the thought of fags pooping in each others mouths, and the only turnoff was the realisation that it's not real?

$1,000 paypig button to give the exact coordinates of where it's being fil ex to the Russian army so they can drive a T-90M tank through the wall and run everyone over.

Pretty sure he's a nigger-toad hybrid. A gay nigger-toad hybrid. He’s also from outer space, thus making him a gay nigger-toad hybrid from outer space. But you can call him gay nigger from outer space to shorten it.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

I'm familiar with Asmongold from his clips channel. Does he hit himself?

YES to the constitution and founding fathers, NO to judge Fischer's alcoholic pussy juice

balldo of justice will not be lubed

Everything about this situation seems to have the involvement of God in it and riding a person of literal demons or banish them to hell seems like something God would do.

having one of them be the lawyer for both is a mess that nobody wants (except possibly the moronic coke head and his ceiling cats)

Very satisfying timing, and indeed, very much like a realtime smiting of a villain almost immediately after he earned it.

Archive everything.

He can pozload my neghole.

Deer are fucking majestic.

 

[Tablet County]

Aw fuck we're back on butter talk.

Is it really cucking if it’s mutual?

 

[Johnny Salami]

don't post porn (or even worse soyak porn).

 

[Gog & Magog]

I AM GOING TO PAINT A FAKE TUNNEL ON A WALL SO THE PRESIDENTS MOTORCADE THINKS ITS A REAL TUNNEL AND THEY CRASH
Now thats how you fedpost

@SandyHooker