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[Oliver Onions]

I wouldn't even call him a tranny chaser at that point, he's just gay.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I won’t say “love yourself” because that’s gay. But what I will say is that getting a hair transplant makes you no better than a tranny getting their bottom surgery. And that’s the gayest thing of all.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I am working with the infamous occultist, Styhexenhammer666, to put another curse upon those who step foot in Louisiana.

 

[Gregis]

From the thread on Ziz currently in PG, first a quote from the horse's mouth (source):

it seemed pretty obvious to me that trying to pull a Mulan was what I wanted to do. There were tears in my eyes and I felt filled with terrible resolve.

From a news report on the cult (source):

They've also been described as being "vegan sith" and all practice veganism.

From an account by an associate (source):

(Ziz helpfully suggested I use a gun with a potato as a makeshift suppressor, and that I might destroy the body with lye)

And here's our own OrangeJuliusEvola winning the thread:

The Transon Family Murders

 

[Gentlebastard]

Money can be exchanged for goods or services‽‽

I'm pretty impressed at how retarded this flex is

As you no doubt have learned from reading the various lawsuit threads on this site, you can sue anyone for anything.

If you look at the founding fathers and their beliefs, their desire for free speech regardless of offended parties, their demand for all citizens to have the right to be armed, the explicit defense of property rights and religious rights; it becomes clear.

We are not a nation of immigrants.

We are a nation of chuds.

When AGI arrives, it will be an autistic retard that is obsessed with cataloging WWII military hardware based on inscrutable metrics.

The fact that he's made this typo at least 6 times brings me great joy for some reason

I love that in an era of browsers that underline misspellings and an infinite amount of information a single click away, this fat faggot believes he knows everything and has no need to check anything.

Edited to Add: Wow! This thread moves  fast! I was catching up, the post was yesterday morning, so I didn't realize/check that there were a dozen or so pages after it! So, sorry if I'm repeating someone else's idea, I'll catch up before posting from now on, honest!
Narrator: No, she won't. She means to, but will forget the next time she's catching up and a thought strikes her...

The man has breasts that flap in the wind like the American flag and a gut that could easily hold all of the oil the country wants due to its insatiable need for cheap fuel.

As much as politicians love having their dick sucked, they love sucking dick.

Didn’t you used to be a terminal doompiller?

Shitposter, not doomer.

 

[Tablet County]

once a yeti, always a faggot.

Capitalism is bad, but not because it leads to Mussolini.

Capitalism leads inevitably to something way worse....

Funko pops worth 30000 dollars.

 

[Meat Target]

You know it's a great thread when over half of the involved individuals are identified via mug shots.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I guess our children really wasn't learning after all.

 

[Tablet County]

The mythos of modern times used to be that we learned what happens when economies fail with no safety net? You get Nazi Germany.

So, conventional wisdom? The "how to run a country 101" course? Was "don't drive your economy into the ground or you get Nazis" .

And that's when the furryporn visual novel developers took over and formed their furry reich. The games industry was never the same.

I don't speak taco restaurant so I'm just going to assume OP did a good job because some of those images of his haircut are hilarious.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

The absurd claim that European states commit censorship must be retracted

 

[Tablet County]

It is incredibly important, nay it is IMPERATIVE to the JEWISH WORLD ORDER that the USA possesses Greenland. The zogbots will die in DROVES while engaged in freezing cold TRENCH WARFARE with the ELITE DANISH SUPERSOLDIERS so that the CHOSEN can put the ancestral home of the WHITE GODS i.e HISTORICAL HYPERBOREA into the hands of their most powerful GOLEMS.

I realize this sentiment is wasted here on the farms, but I hope that one day you find some meaning and reason to get your shit together and quit acting like this.

 

[Procopius]

AND she used “he” for my daughter, who was wearing a blue shirt.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I don't think the Jews in Nazi Germany thought that Hitler just wanted to fuck them, nor do I don't think black people thought the KKK were hanging them from trees because they were just enthusiastically into gay interracial BDSM.

 

[Potato Burrito]

And then they go suck off a teenage lad, he posts video online (the tranny in question probably knew this was happening) which makes him embarrassed, angry and gay.

 

[Brain Power]

you can just TELL a computer to find a specific phrase,
and it'll just FIND it without having to look through hours of footage manually?
this isn't just stalker child activity, it's Advanced Stalker Child Technology.

 

[Meat Target]

That explains my dick then, I guess. I had been wondering about that.

 

[Chongqing]

To quote Dave Muscato, or Danielle Tatiana Muscato. This is from xir reddit post.

This is rightfully traumatizing. There is some research that shows that if you play Tetris immediately after a trauma like this, it can help in terms of not developing PTSD.

Happy 41st Birthday Dave!
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[Dr. Butt]

It’s a Brazilian butt lift not a Mississippi garbage bag of cottage cheese

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

That's the Quebecois. A group of Frenchmen so unequivocally French that not even France can stand them.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

German comedy is no laughing matter. They take it very seriously.