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[Tablet County]

What is this retarded zoomer speak

Don’t crash out at it cuh

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If we're lucky, he'll exhaust himself into working on his new writing project.

His fucking suicide note.

this image made me a eunuch I will never cum again

Anakin's real mother is a strong, black lesbian witch who didn't need no man.
Darth Vader is just one more thing whites stole from african dispora.

HEY EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARK HAMILL, AND I'M A GLOWNIGGER BITCH WHO LOVES TO SUCK OLD DEMOCRAT GIRLCOCK AFTER DISNEY RIPPED MY BALLS OFF! MAY THE FAGGOTRY BE WITH YOU!

*EXPLODES INTO A CLOUD OF RAINBOW GLITTER SHAPED LIKE A DICK IN A CHILDS MOUTH.*

Has the power of the Yidsney cult fallen so much that the workers now realize how shit working for the mouse really is?

Why do I have a feeling a sarlacc's "second mouth" is its vagina?

Reminds me of sleeve, which reminds me of that American Idol washout who had a sex tape like 15 years ago because someone said her saggy vagina looked like a wizard's sleeve

Why is this in my quotes? Ain't wrong though.

This is bad post that makes me doubt your intelligence.

Shaking her ass and floppy titties and speaking into an autotuner accomplished nothing. Lol.

Schrodinger's Incels.

A small group of basement dwelling chuds that dont matter and no one listens to while also being a legion of trolls that can convince giant corporations to shit-can something incredibly beloved and profitable.

I know this thread has been 3070 pages of fuck disney, but man fuck disney. They ruined everything.

I was not aware of this, I am not pleased by this information. May you suffer for your crimes for the rest of your days.

B. Frank was a smooth pimp who loved the pussy.

A protocoomer, yes. But he had social skills (and a granny fetish)

Hamas had a children's show that taught Palestinian children all about the glories of martyrdom and the wickedness of the eternal jew.
This show had a Mickey-Mouse Donut Steel called Farfour.
Farfour was killed off in an episode because Disney's lawyers threatened Hamas - a real, active terrorist organization with a high body count and guys willing to die violent deaths for their cause - with legal action.
Hamas caved to Disney's Legal Team.

 

[Meiwaku]

I just love knowing there's moms and grandmas shitposting here. Makes me smile everytime, so fucking wholesome.

I don't know why I am surprised, but please take into account that the thread is called "US Politics General 2" not "let's debate the Holocaust for the 1000th time this week"

Have you ever noticed how the 45th and the 47th President are never in the same room?

you are blackpilling
Africa is literally gonna collapse due to nigger aids and you are blackpilling

Progressives and soys trying to convince me on immigration with price raising arguments greatly underestimate my bigotry.

I have no more semen for cumming.

If a white man has to pick a strawberry today, tomorrow he invents the strawberryfucker9000 or he decides fuck those berryjews and eats something else instead.

when you ask yourself "what what would jesus do?" it's important to remember that flipping tables and chasing people with a whip isn't out of the question

Possibly my favorite quote ever^

 

[CallmeCicada]

You say I'm federal property of white people? You're property of the Jews and your own cock proves it.

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/592877/

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

make it really late and really heavy like my ex's period

I can almost guarantee Stephen Hawking never got MATI over centaur tracing.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I swear, I’m not retarded. I’m just a zoomer.

 

[stupid frog]

I'm wating until the Cybertruck is released on at least a seventh-generation console. Or at least Xbox Graphics.

 

[Fruttasecca]

I hate that when I saw the WAB acronym itt I immediately thought "Wet Ass Bussy". Fitting for this anglo's thirst for chomos in slav rpgs tho.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Trannies tend to be either soldiers, prostitutes, prostitute soldiers, or, like, computer programmers.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Quote in text:

I had a sex worker once randomly cut ties with me because she said, "it's my job to f*** 'ugly people,'" in reference to me.

Courtesy of @Useful_Mistake in the Greer thread.

 

[DickMain]

Due to a request under Turkish local law, certain Kiwi Farms pages relating to "Turkish Chris Chan" Erdem Alsırt have been delisted from Google search results

I don't know why, but this sentence just makes me laugh.

 

[Tablet County]

"The game isn't woke! I can break into a granny's house and kill her!"

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

>"we don't want our Mexicans back in Mexico, Señor Donald!"
>"can I ask why?"
>"BECAUSE THEY ARE MEXICAN!"

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Whoroboros"

It's ok guys, I speak schitzo.

"well, write it yourself. Nobody owes you exactly what you want."

This is the wellspring from which all fanfiction and its related horrors spring.

you ever read something so absurd, so preposterous, that your only reaction is to say 'nigga what' out loud

So, now Russ is accusing tree surgeons of burning down whorehouses.

They also haven't tried using the arguments of "nuh uh" "no U" or "he who smelled it dealt it" either

If they were true neutral third parties they'd be settling the case by having the Jane Doe hooker suck him his penis.

congrats on getting noticed by senpai

Only fighting that faggot is going to do is trying to resist the receding of his hairline. He'll keep losing too.

Because I know he's reading the thread:
I'm not angry at you tranny, I'm just laughing my ass off at your dumbassery.

Sometimes you fedpost too close to the sun.

I'm going to hazard a guess him saying that you should literally and explicitly shoot the people he doesn't like because he genuinely wishes for them to die is the reason for his ban.

"Yes, I'm a helpless widdle hooker who needs a big strong man like you to protect my rights! Oh yes oh yes I'll let you represent me in court because you're so smart and studly, spank me daddy!"

He gives off so many red flags it's impressive. Even if you agree with him and his unhinged accusations and calls for death you probably don't want it blasted on main like he does.

I've been found out! I guess it's time to admit the truth, yes I'm trans-financial. I'm a multi-billionaire in the body of a broke man, and my bigoted banker won't provide the necessary funds to alleviate my financial dysphoria. TRANS-BILLIONAIRES ARE REAL BILLIONAIRES!

 

[The Spoils of War]

Too late, they're already punching their cocks.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I’m of the belief that we wouldn’t even have computers as we do today without the intervention of the Devil

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

dox[]ing

 

[neger psykolog]

It seems to me that when the judge is using italics for emphasis when describing your behavior, you're in the shit.

the same applies to me and i'm basically the chief justice of retard court

 

[reactionary]

Access to e-filing denied.
In Forma Pauperis recommended to be denied. Magi suggests pay costs ($400) or dismissal.

Based Black Magistrate coming through. The determination is particularly venomous and outlines the court's contempt for Stebbins.

the judge even corrected stabbys wrong spelling of "doxXXxXXing"
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"dox[]ing"
(late, I know, I just felt like it needed some context)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Sweden, Vermont, Maine, and Minnesota were tranquil places far away from Third World chaos, so they bought into the "blank slate" and "magic dirt" propaganda, and welcomed the diversity, only to see that Third World guests tend to bring Third World problems. They're like animals who lacked natural predators for so long they lost their defensive instincts and became easy prey.