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[Tablet County]

I did end up drawing furry Hitler.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Oh and if anyone is interested in buying some of my 100% legal NFTs, I am now offering them on digital canvass. Venmo me your PayPal for more information.

I = One.
II = Two.
III = Three.
IIII = Four.
V= Five
VI= Six
VII= Seven
VIII= Eight
IX= Nine
X= is ten.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Mari is flat as hell, she might be the better of the 3 children in waifu terms (though she's competing with a traumatized BPD girl and an abused autist) but she only really exists to fulfill Anno's 4 movie shitpost theme that can be summarized as "go touch grass".

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Null doesn't care who actually is on there, but I hope my words start making people leave in drones.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Just one more reply, dude. You've almost made your detractors look like total fools. Just one more reply.

no. stop causing fucking problems.

 

[AIDShaver69]

"Are you really going to commit bc you leaked a fnf mod and drew animal crossing fart incest ??"

 

[Lords Greatsword]

This is a gossip forum where you have someone who poured liquid nitrogen onto themselves. If you're expecting high intellectuals here, you're sorely mistaken.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

and I remember thinking at the time it might be a tranny.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I ran out of milk for my coffee, I suspect Styx's chaos magic is responsible.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Oh, and there's no videos of Nixon sucking cock.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

All these effortposts about Satanism have convinced me more than ever that it's just a LARP for mentally stunted misfits and not a serious religion.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sarah Mclaughlin playing in the background, Russ crying with a voice over saying "Just for 10 cents a day, you can give a gimp faced bitch an ounce of pussy for a month. Will you donate today?"

Its also very irksome that they spell it ya'll. If you're gonna culturally appropriate do it right at least!

My phone keyboard is sometimes suggesting words ima and finna please make it stop.

My hobby is drinking all day and fighting with people on the internet.

he's scared to release any new music because people leave bad reviews and email him pictures of Hitler

She made her own hell and constructed her own flesh prison one chicken tendie at a time.

I’d take Libertarians with Asian wives annd fat white women with baby daddies over anyone who marries a Canadian.

Anyone who's had a special ed friend can relate. Nobody but us. If you fuck with the retard, the gang beats you.

Can someone put this in fortnite terms?

All women want flowers all the time. Hell if I know why, but they absolutely do.

Every time I see this it cracks me up. They look like a real life Dick Tracy rogues gallery.

Nothing he's ever done has made an ounce of sense but in his twisted misshapen head it does and that's all that matters to him.

Cast iron is definitely something you should bring with you when camping. It can take the heat and if necessary use it against bears as a weapon.

If I'm having to use cast iron against a bear instead of my big iron, I've officially fucked up as a 'murican.

Windows XP is a guilty pleasure of mine. When I boot it up, my penis gets a little erect.

 

[Nervou$Cracker]

one time i did a goonsesh so long and so vile god zapped me with lightning in my own home

 

[Tablet County]

I have seen Chinese men and women do the hands behind their back thing. And the only person I’ve ever seen do that was Morpheus in The Matrix when he was in his “ideal” outfit in the matrix, being all confident and shit

 

[I'm a Silly]

In the middle of the night and fat as fuck.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't give a damn about 'fatphobia' your pedophilia is a problem.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Autism, Cancer, HIV, and the Detroit Lions are punishments for the Industrial Revolution.

The Detroit Lions are a perfect example of the Punishments of the Industrial Age, because it is Cancer, Aids, and Autism.

The opposite of autism (high IQ / low EQ), or the woman version (high EQ / low IQ), is called Williams syndrome, and it's basically like being a human golden retriever: super friendly and excited to see everyone even if it's been like 5 minutes. Litrully a Tard Wife.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We'll be safe from organized crime, and Dragon Ball Z will be mandatory in schools, but unfortunately the furry scandal means we won't be getting a second term.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

I should’ve known something was suspicious when he said “shout out to the girls with the big ass dicks” verse …

 

[JustSomeDong]

This thread is a great place for my pictures of dead rats.