random_text.txt

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

 

[DickMain]

"WOW DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION?"

 

[Dr. Butt]

You underestimate how many people out there would plow a shark.

OMG KANYE IS JUST LIKE IN HARRY POTTER WHEN WALTER WHITE BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR! OH MY SCIENCE!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lmao my guy just admit you're too lazy to brush your teeth (not referring to you OP)

 

[Rotollo 2]

I guess I could have one KF profile for TND and another for non-TND stuff.

 

[CaddestSlown]

man, I thought I was racist, but you are so mad at blacks existing on this continent you can't even type straight.

I'm going to write a fanfic about you and fatpacks discovering your love for each other by jorking your peanits to pictures of Drumpf

Always post, and always archive. Leave your fate up to the sticker gods.

Have you MAGA retards even considered that if WE don't fund the Bulgarian transexual operas, then CHINA will?

OUR SOFT POWER IS IN SHAMBLES. We have a tranny gap!

I'm a single digit IQ Nazi simp and I think we should nuke israel

 

[Asian tech support]

child man, one day you may realize just how pathetic your entire reality, building social credit by ridiculing people, but probably not. you'll likely die broken brained and stupid.
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[World Famous Quasi Payer]

"And, in over 60 cases that I've recorded, about 5% of them won't be from India."

 

[Windy Moors]

Kiwis like fresh carrion, and Ralph is possibly on the menu.

The worst thing for Ralph, if he's kidnapped by the cartel, is he won't get the chance to use his slimming filters on his hostage video

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

There you are, you corn nigger.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"there is what do when you encounter caribou/wolves/polar bears/wendigos/are stranged on an ice floe and are visted by the intuit pissshark god"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

What goddamn retards are accusing Weird Al of this, they need to be hunted down and killed!

 

[Desu Mountain]

This post is absolutely and utterly disgusting and I have reported it to modernation.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Do you do anything besides sit around all day trying to find degenerate articles on the internet? I'm not really even making fun of you, I'm am just curious as to how you find so many of these types of articles every day.

And to think they said the perfect Mother's Day gift doesn't exist.

the next time a guy cries about how he jerked off so much to porn that he no longer feels attracted to a real life labia and therefore a woman needs to get a labiaplasty, she needs to mock him.

Bitch, this is gross. You try and twerk against a bee hive?

We made the ethics teacher rage out one day because nobody would just go along with what she wanted us to say and we kept arguing with her to the point where she started shrieking and told us all to shut the fuck up.

I came here to rate OP Islamic and I have done so.

“Relax,” I say. “You’re ruining this for me.”

have you tried eating corn? It's tasty, sure, but it goes right through your guts and studs your turds with indigestable kernals. Corn flakes are yummy though.

Came for "Orange man bad!" Stayed for the autistic slap fight about the dietary value and digestion of Corn.

 

[neger psykolog]

Kiwifarms showing shareholders how it's using AI to transform its business and provide new opportunities in Lolcow-based entertainment.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

And, in over 60 cases that I've recorded, about 5% of them won't be from India

 

[Crex Crex]

We have had a crack fueled rap battle

He's on fucking crack we're so not fucking ok we have to be ok but were so not ok its so over its not ok why is it not ok

he can conceal firearms up his rot pocket, that would be the funniest and most symbolic way to 41% imo

 

[Oliver Onions]

Also the main character has a double-barrelled surname which isn't exactly her fault but I don't have to like it.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Chris is not real. Sonichu is not real. 14BC is just some abandoned house that people dump their shit or go in to shoot up horse or smoke ice. We all are on a forum talking about someone who is not there.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Came for "Orange man bad!" Stayed for the autistic slap fight about the dietary value and digestion of Corn.