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[Instant_Pot_User]

Note: Jack would rotate his hat 180* and say "Toilet Mode."

 

[Gentlebastard]

We can end AIDS tomorrow. We just shoot those who have aids

I only recycle so I can loudly pour several dozens of cans into the bin in front of my neighbors every couple of weeks.

I recycle because I'm scared a Japanese gangster with an eyepatch will assault me. You recycle because you've been misled. We are not the same.

Makeup should also be banned except for clowns.

Is this a surruptitious way to make women dress up as sexy clowns? Maybe.

Do you do anything besides sit around all day trying to find degenerate articles on the internet? I'm not really even making fun of you, I'm am just curious as to how you find so many of these types of articles every day.

Step away from your darned pornography hubs and touch grass bush.

Autism attracts autism, simple as.

England, birthplace of the Magna Carta and modern liberalism, has finally recognized that tendies are a human right.

Paparazzi shots of Taylor Swift always look like a realdoll that came to life and just got caught trying to escape the basement.

Nominalism for me but not for thee.

Like the man in orthopaedic shoes, I stand corrected.

"Jurassic Bark" should be shown to all 18-year-olds and the ones who don't cry should be executed.

Welcome to the Farms, have a look around, stay a while and enjoy yourself.

Enter and behold horrors not seen since Unit 731

This can only be explained as being the actions of a retard, an autist, a troon or (in your case) all of the above.

The Amish don't deserve this. I'm just glad almost none of them are going to see it or they might renounce pacifism.

The only person I regularly discuss Jack with IRL rightfully hates my guts for it.

It's 5:00 am and my day is already ruined

Thanks

[Culture] Dutch trangender chicken commits suicide

Delicate female fingers wrote that longpost

 

[NoReturn]

please understand, it takes him an immense amount of time to exit the crystal prison wearing that burger suit.

 

[mobilefagging]

This cat litter does look yummy though....

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

 

[RollingRock2]

People who laugh at me are severely disturbed psychopathic overgrown schoolyard bullies.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tommy-tooter-thomas-wasserberg.18925/post-20567142

 

[CaddestSlown]

As a gay man, our representation is very validating to me especially because Christian historians so often whitewash LGBT history in the Middle Ages (Da Vinci? Hello?).

No surprise that the most profound characters are gay considering the link between homosexuality and high culture.

 

[Dr. Butt]

LMAO I am all for white trannies giving money to black trannies to spend on crack and wigs.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I have developed a specialty in handling cases brought by vexatious litigants who target Mr. Moon.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I don't see [Taylor Swift] busting down the door to [Diddy's] mansion, puffing WHERE'S THE UNDERAGE KIDS AT DIDDY, MOMMA WANTS TO FUCC.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I hate how there is so many cheeses.

 

[StudMccool]

I've heard that human meat taste he most like chicken, not that I have any experience with consuming human flesh, its just something I heard

 

[Hitman One]

You are just a retextured nigger that Yakub elevated to sentience.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I’m sick of this unelected African parading around his kid like a prop to show that he totally isn’t an absentee father with a communist son who chopped his dick off.

 

[Dr. Butt]

i am of jewish descent, i'm sorry to disappoint.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Carry on my wayward sperg
Claw back sheckles from Goldberg
Fight real hard and do your best
Don't you type no more
*Sick instrumental interlude*

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg said:

i'm a native Hebrew American Chicagoan, indigenous to the planet, from an ancient tribe that never claimed ownership of any land.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

If your game HAS to include child sodomy, at least do it in a way that doesn't glorify or romanticise it

it's not pedophillia, even if the lore says he is a child

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

This thread is a riot, although not the kind of riot that needs to be quelled by the state:

This is the most hilarious possible response. Thank you.

I mean it.

I know. That's what makes it so funny.

 

[Hamstirer]

99% of all news stories involving trannies can be summarized by: Tranny left shaken and fearful after hearing the word "No".