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[verygayFrogs]

This faggot gives Alaska a bad name.

I hope Baked gets raped and coofed on in jail.

Spoilers: Pokemon blowjob (not the 'mon you're probably thinking)

I'm surprised no ones mentioned the toilet fetish autists yet.

Also, is hot tard cum a word filter or just something I don't know?

Seriously PL is one of those few lolcows I can’t even bring myself to laugh at. He is way too depressing.

I HAVE NO OPINIONS. ONLY FACTS RESIDE INSIDE THIS MIND! - The Lord of Penis Debate

I saw someone say it’s racist to hate Hop, and that if you hate him but like Marnie you are a racist pedo.

"Nigger cattle" would've been too perfect.

The burger king nigger guy, rambling incoherently for ten minutes.

Humanity 101 for Autists.

 

[Stardust]

I'd be curious to see how many people on Chris Hanson were in trouble for ephebophilia vs hebephilia vs pedophilia. I don't think the majority of his cases were pedophilia.

In hindsight I don't think most of these people are "predators." I think they're sleezy/degenerate for trying to have casual sex with pre-teens, and that should be a crime, seduction, but that's not the same as being an actual predator and hunting children (i.e. under 12).

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I mean I showed you 2 sources showing you that criticism is abuse and then you still sit there and gaslight in deny and you people wonder WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Imagine chopping your own tits off for 11 likes on Twitter lmao

 

[verygayFrogs]

the ideal cock size on a woman... hmm, well, i think about nine feet is a good size for dicks on girls tbh

 

[Antipathy]

And then one day, for no reason at all, Baseless Conspiracy Theories about elites being pedophiles started circulating online.

Being farmed by trannies makes it more valuable.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

I fucking liked you guys. I feel a literal fucking knife in my back

@Robot Teapot i felt that

Sorry for a brief lapse, you cunts aint getting rid of me that easy *drinks glass wine bottles*

 

[AMHOLIO]

Fucking goddammit. I thought nobody has a fucking tapeworm fursona. Well guess what?

 

[Enoby Way]

QUOTE="Karl der Grosse, post: 7929801, member: 14188"]
It's never worth having sex, that's how women steal your essence and use it to read your secret thoughts. If you never have sex, your pineal gland will also never calcify, allowing you to reach into other dimensions to impose your will on your lessers.
[/QUOTE]

"Im gonna block government spending and potentially cuck hundreds of thousands of government workers out of their wages because of a slapfight I had on twitter with it's CEO."

Can we dispense with the bullshit that he’s some kind of alpha male? This is the most bitch-made and effeminate thing to do ever, like something a misogynist strawman of a female president would do in a dystopian novel written by Matt Forney.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Yeah, the influx of right-wing trash (no idea when that exactly started) is heavy to bear for this site. A tranny-doxing website is fun, thats why I am here.

 

[MediocreMilt]

4 years ago, a white supremacist Trump fan attacked me because he didnt like my reporting, using a strobe to intentionally induce a convulsion. My physical damage continues to this day.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I didn't read the article, I just wanted to express my distaste for word "cottagecore". Gay.

It protects her from COVID-19 but it gave me hyper-cancer.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Christmas trauma" to her likely means she didn't get the Clay Aiken t-shirt she wanted.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

African-Americans and troons go watch the sunset - you might have an epiphany and finally shut the fuck up.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Bruh, if keeping in your nut made you stronger, I would be the most frail, skeletal husk of a man on Earth.

"youve been owned! youve been owned!!", i continue to insist as my gunt grows and i transform into a meth head

Anal is only fun if it's optional

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Please give us a list of your credible sources so we can make fun of you

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

There are much more efficient and interesting ways to ruin someone's day using 50 bucks than gifting a spherical vag.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Jehovah's Witnesses are the reason why condoms exist.

The answer is obviously niggers.

Jesus this is gay. Fuck your gay ass question you fucking faggot. God get a life.

The feds don't allow you to fuck babies. Extraterrestial or otherwise.

 

[гape]

OneTriz said:

some Sketchy dude said:
What about farts turns you on sexually? And why are farts sexier than your sister?

The sound but mostly the bad smell. Sometimes I jerk off to the idea of literally being sucked up through a guys ass and having him crunch me up into a fart and carry me around.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

And i'd rather not be either, hating gays is natural because of their gay behavior which is unnatural. Jews themselves try to perverse nature and before you start the cope about how some animals display homosexual behavior, if you like it so much go join them you fucking orangutan, besides if you want to act like an animal and not understand that these deviant vices are wrong and are making you less off a human and that they are an abomination unto god, then i am going to treat you like one.