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[MediocreMilt]

Just out of curiosity, have you ever accomplished anything of note in your life? Or do you just shit on other people's hard work as a full time hobby?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Turns out the real nazis we met were the friends we made along the way

 

[0 0]

I’d just like to say I’m not an attention whore because I’m trans, I’m an attention whore because I’m a woman.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Also the skew to weapons in a fisting game is always a disappointing event when so little games give any proper fistings anymore.

 

[A Logging Company]

This probably sounds more glowniggerish but what is this site about is it just a wiki of shitheads ?

 

[Antipathy]

Next time you buy a refurbished tablet remember that it could have been previously coomed on by an agp.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I think they changed it now but remember when all the porn sites had the "like" buttons everywhere that would spam it over your facebook and shit. Because apparently gramma needed to know about the Brazilian Midget Fart porn you are into.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

I've had lots of vaccinations - I like them

 

[FuckedUp]

Don't worry about monkeys with typewriters. It's monkeys with machine guns that you should be afraid of.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This attacks my frozen peaches or some shit.

 

[verygayFrogs]

A large everything on. Extra onions. He looks like an extra onions guy.

never again will i see thomas the tank engine ranked alongside porn actors. beautiful...

Jesus christ, it looks like if someone let a hot dog in hot water for too long and it shriveled up.

Live free or die, nigger.

That is an insult to both mouths and vaginas.

That I'm reminded that a fucking freak like you that admitted to molesting her sister is still alive.

I'll live in the pod and eat the bugs and wear the dress if I can wear a fucking sword while shopping for soy.

 

[Antipathy]

Troons talking about vaginal depth like men comparing dick sizes "How deep is your vagina" said no woman ever.

How do you know someone's trans? They'll tell you.

(Ok that joke might not work with troons since zero of them pass)

You’re all a bunch of maladaptive sad sacks that were either hugged too little or too much as kids. Can’t wait to see what mass atrocities you commit on the news since this place is finna get Trumped.

41% yourself, you delusional circus monkey.

Sounds like you're just jealous that Kevin, Chris Chan, ADF, Tommy Tooter, and many other troons have their own threads on this site and you don't.

On Kiwifarms, even the women are sex-starved school-shooting cis white male incels!

 

[naught sock account 1]

His betrothed may have actually murdered him already.

 

[verygayFrogs]

No, if a woman writes a goddamn 340 page essay on her boyfriend's dick, then you should assume she's a nutjob.

I'm not going to read 342 pages, so let's cut to the chase: Just how much meat was this dude packing into his sweaty gym shorts?

Agree. I like to be a bad sissy girl, embarassing myself by wetting my sissy pants.

They want new kids and genders to molest

Impressive job of trooning out, I guess. She definitely passes as Danny DeVito.

they didn't mention all the tranny suicides

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'd like to see GRRM boobily boob around with his big pot belly. A sight to behold and savor.

 

[Antipathy]

We're reaching the endgame now boys

It was Ted Bundy and he was just trolling.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I think I should start an Untargeted Harassment campaign, by appearing on random peoples' YouTube accounts and accusing them of sabotaging the Maine.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I hope the cancer gets bad enough that he goes to kill himself with a firearm, and he fucks it up. Then he's sitting there in the ER with a destroyed mandible/skull, in much more pain. One of the RNs or the techs figures out who he is, and they're mocking his dogshit quality voice and how he's a little scared pussy in the background where he can hear them but is unable to voice any protest (cuz, you know, no more talking for Jim, that fucking faggot). Then Nick Rekieta pulls aside the curtain to stick his head through and says, "How embarrassing!"

I, watching from a corner unobtrusively, adjust one of the many fine fedoras I've been gifted in this thread, knowing my work here is done.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

You could easily sneak into my barn and fuck my stallion in the dead of night.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can't relate to a blimp with a 5 o'clock shadow.

And instead of taking some good advice that'll help her look better and feel better, she finds justification to wallow in her own fat in the form of a cartoon made by someone who used to doodle Ed Edd n Eddy porn.