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[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Dee Price: No i am a True Kiwi. Tom is the lolcow.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The more I think about this operation the more I wonder if I can move to Brazil and find a Chemist and see if we can do an international hormone smuggling ring like this fucking troon except we mix Amphetamines in the HRT and call it 'speedpussy'.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Just to start, I want to say I have no problem with gays. I mean, I've sucked a few dicks in my life. It happens.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Dee Price: No i am a True Kiwi. Tom is the lolcow.

I see no lies.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Is using the wrong pronouns like--- wearing something red in a Crips hood?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You need to make the ambulance go “JUUULAAY!! JUUULAAY!! JUUULAAY!!”.

Does GRETA have an onlyfans???

 

[Antipathy]

Imagine if your job was having sex on cam and you couldn't even be bothered keeping your pussy clean.

My fucking god guys, I get we're all a bunch of fucking autistic idiots for being here, but jesus christ, by responding to HHH as much as you did, to the point of fucking BOTHERING NULL about it; I figured you would have learned to SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIM!? You fucking people are idiots, seriously. Rate me mad all you want, but jesus christ, those memes about the users on this site being the real lolcows aren't exactly far off when you guys keep pulling this shit.

You call it "eugenics", I call it "fixing a mistake."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

every thing can be a penis if your feminist enough

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I'm Autistic and even i know fucking animals is a huge crime against nature.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

They're performing fear like they perform gender: with no effort at all.

There are no atheists in Am-Holes.

War is hell.

 

[Crazedking]

Super straight means you think that men who date trans women are less straight, meaning that trans women are men, and therefore not real women. Which is not only transphobic, but scientifically inaccurate.

 

[Monolith]

Please mention that that was from a bigoted article I reposted, I don't want to sound superphobic.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> which is not only transphobic, but scientifically inaccurate.

Funny way of spelling based.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

in all my research as a prawnhub PHD professor I have never seen a willy with a knuckle.

 

[Crazedking]

I will build a booty empire. Where ALL BOOTY IS FOR THE PEOPLE, RAPED BY THE PEOPLE.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Even unintelligent mammals wouldn't put it in a male's taint that's been blown open, unless they're a particularly degenerate species like dolphins.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

That's ok, it's not like you were penis shamed by a pedophile porn star on twitter and your wife liked the post.

 

[Antipathy]

As though the ineffectual little faggot could actually pin her whale blubber ass down and roll her around in flour fast enough to rape her.

She looks like she should be a member of the world's fattest and most incompetent Nascar pit crew.

I really doubt that they are cooking meth. But, it really says something that their appearance and behaviors are indistinguishable from that of meth heads.

Aside from the fact that these people can barely cook breakfast let alone meth I can't imagine them interacting with criminals in a way that doesn't end with them being buried in a shallow grave.

>tfw they fell for my distraction
Nice job retards, I was able to scope out the property while you weren't paying attention.

 

[Antichrist Complex]

"Idk... I see myself in too many lolcows to find a place like that enjoyable."

- A mutual, with 100% seriousness, in regards to the farms. I'm losing it.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

This is just insane.