random_text.txt

[Mannibal]

You're too lazy to do your damn dishes, let alone beat up the shrubbery.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

the head looks like an old man, but that body has big-titty-anime-lawyer energy. My penis is confused.

OT, but I was making a dish with pâte feuilletée yesterday for a family thing, and although I did not get a picture, I will use a few stock images to show why I kept getting horrific flashbacks to pictures of fleshtubes as I prepared it:
The cold, clammy, squishy feeling and the pale color did not help.
(Still delicious when cooked, though. I assume the same cannot be said for a frankendick)

I'm all for this. Once enough men start shitting out their organs and dying in the middle of the street because their body actively rejects this new foreign, very much incompatible body implanted in them, people might start to wonder if biology does, in fact, real.

When I was promised mad scientist shit as a kid it was cool robots and dinosaurs. Not convincing young women to chop their tits off and young men to glue them on.

i dont know what ispoiler is and why this isn't a normal spoiler, whatever it is it doesnt work on mobile and i am gagging.

 

[SCSI]

I am a bit afraid of letting jews edit my DNA. This is purely driven by my loved racism.

This is like the Mona Lisa of stupidity. Just gaze upon it.

LOOK, AT THE PICTURE.
SEE, THE SKULL.
THE PART OF BONE REMOVED ->
THE MASTER RACE FRANKENSTEIN RADIO CONTROLS!
THE BRAIN-THOUGHTS BROADCASTING RADIO, THE EYESIGHT TELEVISION, THE FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO!

*shared* I’ve done it. I’ve beaten Satan.

That pussy haunted

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

He should be beaten with pillowcases full of oranges

 

[Clovis]

Your face looks like you have been living and breathing in an atmosphere made entirely of soy since your birth.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"And then one day, for no reason at all, people started making mean comments on YouTube"

So, they can make fun of Christmas, but we can't make fun of the Holocaust, which is like Jewish Christmas?

Looks like a double standard to me...

We must secure the existence of Christmas and a future for children on the nice list.

 

[Mal0]

I'd beat the shit out of women for free. I don't condone men hitting women

If I wanted to watch sex on screen, I'd go for hentai, thankyouverymuch.

How is there so much ass and no spine?!

 

[Blackhole]

Fuck this bullshit where I can't rate Islamic Content, fuck you nool you fucking pussy, why did you cave in to these faggots?

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I'm losing my fucking mind

^^ include the attachment in the .txt pls thx

Authoritarianism in Germany? We did Nazi that one coming...

 

[Meat Target]

There's still time to switch to Strange Women Lying in Ponds Distributing Swords as a form of gov't.

May a thousand times your toaster refuse to work!

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

I'm a new fag with a pink jew star join date

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

why were you in Yemen?

 

[Meat Target]

How many of these suggestions make it to random text?

Basically none. It's just funny to see quotes out of context.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's just funny to see quotes out of context.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

It's not a LARP. I'm a legit muscle fuck tornado and will naked choke slam any cripple ass.

Nigga, you for real? I'll be a cop and show you how to suplex a crippled. I don't even care if that nigga has a knife, I would seriously WWF elbow slam that nigga and use him like a puppet with his dangly legs being hoving as I went full fisto mode. If you are a cop and scared of an old white dude in a wheelchair who isn't armed and is back turned to you, I dunno what to say except that chances are you are gay and mentally retarded.

 

[Brussels Sprout]

The AI is racist because it said I had nigger bones!

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

The future isn't just female, it might also have a penis, and that's something to celebrate.

 

[Yuri_]

Sorry, Kat

when i was very young, i drinked some of my piss. it was awful.

 

[Blackhole]

WE ARE NOT MUSLIMS WE WERE HOME TO DEAGLE NATION

I mean there is a definite Venn diagram of obscene wealth and open degeneracy. And this is right in the middle.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

@Kermit Jizz your goddamn avatar makes almost every post better.

 

[Hitman One]

You know there's nothing you can do about KF, right? That must suck for you.

Bitch you posted a video of you pulling a 2 foot dildo out of your ass. Get the fuck out of here with this “invasive questions” bullshit.

... whether there's even a market for hairy, emaciated, horse-faced, frog-voiced zombie women with a gigantic clitoris and every mental illness imaginable who identify as anything but female.