random_text.txt

[Jonah Hill poster]

...if I wanted to see a retard wandering around aimlessly in nothing but it's underwear I'd volunteer at the local shelter.

Well, I don't want to get caught wearing retarded underpants, so I guess I'm completely done with this shitshow. I'm gonna go clean out my closet and set some stuff on fire.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

But you gotta pretend to look good in front of your zoomers. Otherwise, they'll bring up that time you said faggot ten years ago.

He won't be smug for much longer. Pain meds only last for so long, the poor bastard.

 

[Cats]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's amazing how few people niggers that plenty of non blacks go through the same sort of shitty upbringings and difficulties they do without immediately resorting to crime.

 

[Hitman One]

I can sense the devil in her through my computer screen

I enjoy violence against women as much as the next guy but this is getting to a level where it's disturbing even to me

 

[Cats]

Noroi is apparently a fan of the rapist known as the Nightstalker.

 

[Meat Target]

Attention, members of the Canadian Security Intelligence Service. I fart in your general direction.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

@Meat Target Don't forget to include the french translation below - it's the law.

 

[Meat Target]

Attention, employés du Service Canadien du Renseignement de Sécurité, je pète dans votre direction.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

That's gotta be the third weirdest picture I've seen of his penis.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I was glad to get Josh's email this morning. Got my coins a while back, enjoy them. Looking forward to the spring merch run. Yeah, I sure could go for a KF hat this time.

Josh did an honorable thing in sending his email. Not everyone acts in this manner, especially these days. Sadly, you are far more likely to encounter dishonorable behavior. Seeing Josh's honorable action made me very happy.

As always, appreciate being one of Josh's guests on the site.

 

[Dolomite]

Its sad, asymmetrical, saggy breasts shift to point at 4 and 11 o'clock,

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I've never thought about it before but trannies should be banned from all forests and you can quote me on that.

I can see past the guy's shitty mullet. I can see his true face.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Let's be real: she's still trying to get piped up by this guy.

...and maybe even wifed up.

 

[Meat Target]

So would many great white men like Winston Churchill and Ben Franklin and Mark Twain and your mom

 

[Kenya Jones]

@Me? I'm Tight As Fuck raging about no longer being a pureblood, despite being Canadian and therefore genetically defective to begin with

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The more time passes the more I'm convinced magical fantasy schools are literary poison for any good stories. Just like real life public schools.

 

[Meat Target]

Holy shit, if I had a dick I would be hard right now (assuming it's true).

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

For everyone's reference, the evacuator bulb is 100mL. Juicy!

 

[kazuhiro]

"Calling police on a trans person should be taken as a death threat."

Captured by @Humbert Humbert here.