random_text.txt

[Blackhole]

san francisco is a melting pot of friendship and diversity. regardless of whether you're black or white, gay or straight, trans or normal, you will all check your back pocket and realize someone stole your money

Guys my country is falling into Authoritarianism right now could you hold off on the forum faggotry until after all of the protestors are dead?

"I've talked to people and I've become upset as a result"

imagine not only being morally abhorrent, but also looking like a microwaved plastic mold of Mr. Clean

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Yep, gay men loooove ugly arm/leg fleshtubes & horrifying empty labia-testicles.

 

[Cats]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This would make a pretty good commercial for treadmills.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

All I'm getting out of this is to nuke troons twice.

THAT BASTARD REPUBLICAN FDR!!!!!!!!!!! HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s not a journalist. It’s Jeb!

 

[UncleTusky]

(note: PNW = Pacific Northwest).

Edit: This response was pretty great too:

We sentence you to rural hell forever. You will live on a dairy farm in the middle of Kansas with a family of Trump voters and no internet access and be forced to touch grass and do manual labor every day for the rest of your life

 

[Aunt Carol]

A good example of the spectrum of tomgirls was captain beefheart and his magic band.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Party on! Rock out with your cock ou-- oh.

See I would think it would be easier to have sex with someone if they are more broken because you can bend them more and they are more flexible.

It's only base if the jogger was hot and the body was still warm.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I hope they don't learn and this keeps happening to them.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I sent her a message to stop being a cunt.

Hitler thought Twilight Sparkle was 20% cooler as we all know. He was also very into Pewdiepie.

 

[Decepticon Spy]

one girl becomes a sniper in Iran but in a realistic coming-of-age way.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

If I ever get dunked on by fucking Mundane Matt, please bring me to a firing squad.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Are there any other "random_text" quotes like Dyn's forum activity one?

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I'm confused why you're sharing this. Do you not participate in this ritual? Even with my near-total blindness, I am treated to this ritual performed simultaneously by every male on my street on a daily basis each and every morning, whether in Buffalo or Bushwick, London or Luanda, Monrovia or Manhattan.

 

[Meiwaku]

No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Troons don't use Bing.

 

[Dolomite]

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

 

[The Last Stand]

But God's "service pack" still has one last component.

 

[John McAfee]

I think I got the autoimmune disorder from eating ass. But the docs say that’s not possible. I still eat ass. I make sure it’s clean of course. But I love sticking my tounge up female buttholes so much that it’s worth the issues.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Foundational black" americans will be greatly replaced by their African betters.

He wants the atavistic freedom of being a sheboon

 

[Dolomite]

I'd grab the pussy that grabs pussy by hiring someone with a pussy to lure the pussy so I can molest the pussy. Pussy.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I low key wish the Putin would just annex Canada. He’s a terrible authoritarian, but at least he’s not gay

You have full permission to rebel and burgers will join in too. Let's live stream the biggest happening in leaf land since maple syrup.

Those damn whites, they ruined Hyperborea!