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[Dig20]

What we have accomplished in such a short time has never been done before in the entire history of the Internet. The countless victims of Kiwi Farms can sleep soundly knowing that the site is doomed, will never regain it’s former momentum, and will continue to bleed followers and become more and more irrelevant with each passing week.

dropkiwifarms.net (archive)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The exchange rate for dicks to cocks is surprisingly fair.

See when you fight up the minority tree, the bosses use your earlier attacks against you. So a level 9 boss has the ability to use all the slurs you used to defeat the earlier bosses.

They don't know the faggot deep lore. And the faggot deep lore is deeply rewarding.

Cock is simply the very best reason for which one should suck dick.

such a great cow, trained in the classical tradition

 

[JohnWick]

"yeah, looks real. the pisshole is there right in the middle of the clit, like it should be on a normal woman".

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm not sure I'm better off, but at least I can say I've watched a Japanese girl use an oil funnel to take several small, living eels up the ass. Thanks Gundam Seed!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

DICKS OUT FOR COCKS
COCKS OUT FOR DICKS

Excuse me, I have to go clean my gun room.

 

[Meat Target]

The internet really is turning into a virtual Great Britain.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It's okay, we're all retarded here.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

And so I prayed, oh lord make my enemies dickless. And god granted it.

 

[Table Country]

the second i made an account here my eyes turned blue and my hair turned into the most perfect shade of blonde overnight. thanks kiwi farms!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You can ban his youtube channel, but you can't unwrite those bar complaints that include your full names.

im glad the freikorps killed her

Import the third world, become the third world

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I cannot poop in peace anymore. the toilet was my refuge, i enjoyed my poops. now i have to cradle my scrotum because i’m terrified putting strain on anything in that area will cause my entire genital area to rip open

here

 

[Meat Target]

Way, way, way down the list of things that are wrong with you, is an entry about your face.

That and fuck Canada. You moose fucking igloo dwelling mouth breathing communist faggots. You were a shitty hat.

 

[Stormer_1]

Huff that copium, Avery. Huff it deep.

 

[Baraadmirer]

"If you don't wanna be ridiculed, then don't be ridiculous".

 

[Saturnine]

Make sure when you mint them, you don't put a guy on there who will rape his mother six months later...

 

[Aunt Carol]

i don't think i'm femmeinfernal hellsexual ace enough to understand adam driver's appeal, but that's just me.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We don't allow bigoted Alt-right supporters on this forum.

We can't legislate and make moral statements based on your guts, man.

How do I know you didn't have Taco Bell prior to this exchange?

You wanted segregation from the gender binary, and you damn sure got it.
Now choke on it, you fucking enby.

I like my racism to be grounded in reality as much as possible.

Someone’s ball pit privileges got revoked after that assault

Can troons ever win?

 

[Manat]

If I had to label his sexuality I think I would call it 'desperation'.

 

[Sprate Header]

"You tried to murder a child by doxing them on a nazi site that kills people and posts child porn. Shut up you Nazi terrorist pedophile"

 

[Saturnine]

surely the juggalos aren't down with this type of clowning around, right?