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[Meat Target]

stop worrying so much about your cholesterol and worry more about burning your face off in a fire.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

Pee Cola said:
I could take a steaming dump onto my laptop, smear it into the keyboard so deeply that half the keys gum up and stop working, yet that still wouldn't be the shittiest thing I'd be seeing on my laptop rn.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

*I* had a "consent accident."
*He* committed sexual harassment.
*You* are a fucking *RAPIST*.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Would you consent accident me? I'd consent accident me. I'd consent accident me hard.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Fuck this gay world it's worse than I thought- they trooned the bird out.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I remember when an English person called me Yoghurt because they didn't know how to pronounce my old name. Yogurt.

(It was miles off)

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

My opinion of redditors is so consistently low that I really thought /r/fuckcars was people having sex with cars or car parts for a while

There is a self-selective psyop sterilization method for males, its called anime.

I hate reddit so fucking much. I used to date a girl who worked as a care aid at a group home for retarded kids/teenagers. Every time I picked her up from work there was his constant screaming reeeeeeeeeee of retards in the background.

That's what I hear in my head every time I read reddit, it's fucking identical.

Can you source a study about faggots and their gaping axe wounds?

Why did I click on that, I should know better.

So yeah I got off work and decided to smoke crack

The grossest part is not the cum jar. Not secretly feeding it to his wife. It's keeping it at room temperature under the sink. That's gotta be fucking rank.

If you're covering your head to protect yourself from psychic bad vibes, you should at least use proper aluminum foil for the job.

My dick grew a second dick after I volunteered to fight nazis in Ukraine. Putin fears my massive glow-in-the-dark CIA penises.

Funnily enough, I ended up blocking reddit on my company's internet because the sales guy wouldn't stop looking at porn on there

Frankly, I'm shocked that Mr.rapemachine3000 would stoop so low.

This is their divine punishment for being smug. Smug is the biggest sin of all. Both of them will die alone, inshallah.

Women lack the part of the brain that allows for the harnessing and control of ethereal energies or magicks. I love watching them pretend to be wizards. Spellcraft is a mans game.

 

[Meat Target]

nor did i reference tranny on polack violence ( which im sure is a very real thing )

 

[MrJokerRager]

Rest in peace Mr. Krzyszkiebzevzikviçzec and Mr. Szyzvgkčregkzskiviczkysky

 

[KiwiFuzz]

One of these girls is not like the others
One of these girls just might have a schlong

I guess they think a fat furry pedophile with a diaper fetish is a good representation of LGBTQ community.

If shop teachers of the calibre of Kayla Lemieux had participated in the assault at Omaha Beach, the opening scenes of Saving Private Ryan would be very different. It could well be one of those rare occasions where the inclusion of giant tits works to the detriment of a film.

t/r/a/n/n/y

homophobic I ll have you know the mother of my children is a man

Whereas if Tank Man in the next Tiananmen Square suddenly drops to his knees and whips out his hot rocket of love?

That's what happens when you don't have an ergonomic keyboard, kids...you become a joyless fuck

More like everyone and their mother just up and forgot Eisenhower's MIC speech.

It will only bother headstone carvers, and the name will be buried in the graveyard where both spelling and black people go to die.

Homie, that squirrel IS the wrong crowd.

There is literally infinity genders. Were talking genitals humanity hasn't even comprehended yet. All sorts of configurations of dicks and balls and pussies but also some without any of that. Technically speaking the sun is a variant of genital.

lol @ you fucking lowlife degenerate, but if you're an adult and the horse is willing

The only foreseeable problem is you need an extraction plan in place before you run out of marshmallows.

On your right, there's a straight ticket Republican. On your left, there's a straight ticket Democrat. Who's this sleeping in the middle of the road? A drug addict. Now let's check Wal-Mart out.

 

[Positron]

 

[Jack Awful]

You know, I completely understand why people dox and fuck with you. You are such a stupid cunt.

 

[ASeabear8952]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/steve...serverseptember-sveach94.132480/post-13357797


“Oh, and go ahead and send your impotent little twerps after me. Keffals dominated you so completely that you might as well be wearing a collar that says, “Keffals’ Bitch”

 

[Meat Target]

1- I'm an American.
2- big black dicks
3- prison rape

Thank you for your time.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

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[Aunt Carol]

I'm too old to translate teenage rape fantasies in exchange for stickers.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

How fucking withered is your imagination that a non-rotating microwave feels as otherworldly as a race of dark fairies?

 

[Meat Target]

I would say shes based by website standards but also theres the pesky issue of her being a biological woman.

but the fucking judge has been talking and doing a fucking performance for over a fucking hour complete with fake crying and tears and I can't FUCKING STAND IT ANYMORE

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Normally i'd say the whole thing is fake and gay but the story has that ultra-naive, autistic feel to it that convinces me that this actually happened.

"I wrote a story about you being raped by cartoon characters, honey, what's the problem"

 

[Ophelia]

No, stalker. Thems not the rules.