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[The Line]

[2022-11-14 07:10:06 UTC] keffals: so I have PTSD now and one of my triggers is literally doing political commentary on twitch.

 

[Pissmaster]

If you insert foreign objects into your anus, you will eventually destroy your sphincters and thereby lose the ability to control bowel movements.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I vividly remember a user with nickname SWASTIKA and Hitler pfp who told me how to better socialize and make friends in the new school.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't like the internet anymore.

My surgeon said, and I quote, "some people just have two buttholes"

Bet those fingerless gloves reek of semen and fromunda cheese...

I'm not saying that people should understand the perks of cannibalism. But I am saying you should probably get all your online research done before the frost settles in if you don't want to be as obvious a suspect as some of your neighbours when it comes to that.

Prion tentacles typed this post.

The most malicious explanation is the most likely.

California isn't part of the country except in a strict technical sense.

And this is why dolls should have serial numbers, like guns.

This is the cancer that is killing the Internet. I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SICK FUCKS WHO ARE KILLING SAFE SPACES FOR SHITPOSTERS AND MEMELORDS

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Satanism is just neckbeard atheism with extra steps.

I am interested in the nose lengths of the organizers.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

babby's first korean basket weaving cartoon

my best option is peeing in a bottle and dumping it to minimize risk

I wonder what happened with the necrotic neogyna suicidal dude

Also banging Jewish chicks is no big deal either tbh, although I assume this is a controversial statement

I was thinking about phalloplasties in relation to male urethras.

I suppose if you are not a specialized medical professional who regularly sews women's armskin to their crotches, you could be forgiven for not really contemplating these issues

avoid bullet mouthwash

That is just foul in so many ways. Just absolute carnage and half the pics have lighting that really show how pale and sickly the skin tone is too. It’s like a blobfish brought to the surface rapidly and then just bludgeoned aggressively and left to rot in the sun for 2 weeks.

this looks like lukewarm asshole.

shot-gun amhole

the oft fabled and far renowned but rarely seen Ball Sack Pussy Lips in the flesh, as it were.

the kid can't sit still for three hours straight in Holocaust class

MY KIDS NEED TO BE FOCUSED IN HOLOCAUST CLASS DAMN IT

What? No, I want someone to lick my crotch. Tf is this shit.

It’s like being the fastest runner at the Special Olympics.

...why is her ballsack stuck out a full inch from her body though

Once they destroy your human curiosity, once they make you feel guilty for your natural human hunger for the truth, you are no longer human.

My boss asking me to do my job is rape.

YWNBAB (you will never be a bratwurst)

"omg lil Jeffy D" costume.

too stupid to kermit.

made another pumping mistake and blown a hole in her clit again.

Self preservation wilted, and I looked up sounding.

synthetic hormones and tumblr fanfics are a helluva drug

This is like an old man complaining he has better stamina than an asthmatic cancer patient. It's a low bar.

the pro-looting book

(which just tells me she's been shitting herself)

Is she wearing a panda costume to talk about her PANDAS?

I can't find one in the stinkditch.

if your ghost husbands won’t take responsibility for their ghost mental health and instead dump their ghost depression on you, that’s not healthy for anyone. Ghost husbands need to see a ghost therapist and learn some ghost coping skills.

This is one of the few things that stops many people from hating on abortion, the fact that it generally keeps us from being overrun by ferals and joggers.

even if you drank a magic tonic to turn into a man, you are just a girl who drank a magic tonic that looks different, not a real man.

Human sacrifice ritual dumb cunts can't wait to perform.

Guerilla* it's not gorilla warfare unless the guerillas are black.

rashy meat puppet.

some women have penises, some men have uteruses and some retards just have 2 buttholes <3 she is so valid btw

it's a sunk cost fallacy (Phallusy?) at this point.

Oh it's hidios... hidios, what is that? the greek god of genital mutilation? you feel mutilated because you are mutilated.

Trix yogurt compels you to conform, while homemade kefir liberates us from the chains of the gender binary and capitalism with its inherent queerness or something.

Renting body parts of poor women because you can't stop sucking cock for 5 minutes is perfectly progressive you shitlord.

mouth-breathing butt-whistlers

(those chipped nails traumatize me)

"Front hole."

The right has all the best trannies when you consider all the Keffalupagus and bitter Contracells that Sniffy Joe has on his side.

Did she have a bucket of week old fried chicken just sitting in her car?
I have several questions, all variations on how and why.

posting in "talk to staff" about her permanent yeast infection

BITCH buy a strap-on and shut the fuck up, there are people homeless and dying right now no one needs to hear about how you're suffering over not having a penis and vagina.

That's some shit a 10 year old would say after his brother blows up his minecraft house

a hecking mentally illerino depresserino

free dilation visits or whatever the fuck they do.

way too early to judge, but the colour of the bottom right ballsack pussylips

Please get that "clit" tattooed into a bugle (the snack food not the instrument)

I can smell the stink of the ditch

Porn is a Jewish subversion of God’s gift.

 

[Pissmaster]

Her "It was nice." tweet likely refers to Twitter and not the rape.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

i rarely drink and i am far from retarded.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It'll be a cold day in Hell when I stop stigmatizing mental health in dance

 

[Dr. Butt]

It'll be a cold day in Hell when I stop stigmatizing mental health in dance

 

[Dr. Butt]

It'll be a cold day in Hell when I stop stigmatizing mental health in dance

 

[KiwiFuzz]

JonBenet did 9/11.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Ah, you think autism is your ally? You merely adopted the ‘tism. I was born in it, molded by it.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Ah, you think autism is your ally? You merely adopted the ‘tism. I was born in it, molded by it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

TRUCK STOPS HAVE BEEN OFFERING THAT SERVICE TO TRUCK STOP WHORES FOR DECADES YOU TRUCK STOP WHORE. STOP STEALING BUSINESS IDEAS FROM SEEDY TRUCK STOPS, YOU TRUCK STOP WHORE. NOW YOUR'E BANKRUPT AND YOU HAVE TO BE A TRUCK STOP WHORE AGAIN, YOU TRUCK STOP WHORE. SUCK MY DICK AND LICK MY ASS, GELMAN YOU DIRTY WHORE.

Did you forget about the male pregnancy?

The dumber and more forced a story is, the more likely it's someone's fetish.

Maybe I'm not channeling the mind of the parent of a Redditor, but in real life if you walked in to find your wife on the ground with a broken ankle screaming in pain with your son's ejaculate all over her foot, there's a nonzero chance that kid would be getting sent to boarding school.

At this point if you fall for this sort of shit you deserve it. Who considers investing in something, sees the CEO is Jewish with Democrat ties & decides there's no risk?

He's the asshole just for being fat. He's lucky to have a girlfriend at all while being a gigantic huge fat fucking fattypants fatso.

P.s. chilled chaos tweet was also added just cause he was right under meg “whore” turney and not for any malicious reason

Am I taking crazy pills? Why are so many people mourning the loss of fucking Twitter? It's an unmitigated shit hole not worth saving

I thought wizard fights would be a lot cooler than telling people to kill themselves over Discord

How do these fucking lunatics have girlfriends and I don't

There are way too many people in this thread that are boasting they have reddit accounts.

Ew. Just ew. Y'all need to find Jesus.

r/WitchesvsPatriarchy is going to have a seizure when they see the inside of a cantaloupe.

Imagine getting so fat that you look like you got Down's syndrome.

They don't have Down's syndrome, but they do have Down syndrome. Because of gravity.

 

[NerdShamer]

I swear it makes more sense in context, the context being that I saw a post on the FANDOM thread that showed someone sending someone else Sonic porn. This had me wondering if Sonic counts as a furry

 

[gurutu]

> My nipples are pierced. I have a magnet in my left ring finger, and an NFC chip in my left hand. I haven't mutilated my body. The nipples are for aesthetics. The implants are functional.

 

[Haffhart]

Norse mythology is worthwhile because it taught us all that marrying a man in a dress will get you murdered.

 

[JethroTullamore]

"that nigga shittin out his mothafuckin tail!"

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Nothing says Christmas like a confederate flag cowboy hat hanging next to the tree.