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[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

In order to fuck a cat, you have to restrain it in potentially damaging ways to the cat. They can wriggle out of many restraints. There was one video I saw of a man fucking a cat. The cat's upper half was stuck inside a dresser drawer. It was closed as tight as it could to keep the cat trapped in order for a man to rape it. Considering how wriggly cats are, to keep it trapped in that dresser with half its body hanging out would be painful for the cat due to the pressure and sharp edges of the drawer jammed into both its stomach and its back. The cat was in obvious pain, screaming when he stuck his penis in. There's a reason zoophiles only fuck sedated or dead cats. Even without claws, they will try to maul you if you try to rape them. A zoophile who has claimed to fuck a cat has committed a very painful rape on said animal. A person who can rape a cat--an animal that will fight back if you try to penetrate it--might potentially be a psychopath. A dog may not tell you 'no'; a horse may not tell you 'no'; a goat may not tell you 'no'; a cat will always tell you 'no'. The lack of retaliation to sex may be treated as consent to zoophiles, but if even a non-sapient domesticated animal says no, and tries to defend itself against your sexual assault, it's rape. I would believe it's a sign of psychopathy to go through such lengths to rape a living cat. Every story you see of a cat having been raped involves intense trauma to the cat's genitalia that requires stitching at the very least but more commonly major external and internal surgery combined.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

'I want Kyle to cum in my daughter', is an angle I didn't expect

JFC can you faggot doomers just attempt to not spill your Spaghetti once when something happens that makes the sand in your manginas rub you the wrong way?

Sure, maybe Aisha was only six when they got married, but Muhammad waited until she was nine to fuck her. Because he was a gentleman like that.

FUCK YOU LÜGENPRESSE. Call this a "Nazi word" all you like, it describes what you do every single day.

 

[Meat Target]

I have an orgasm every time this dude copes and seethes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There is no number of boneless chicken wings that will bring you back your privacy, your dignity, or your future.

Random.txt isn't enough; this should be carved on a monument.

Clearly she is fat and few people, if any, are having sex with her.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Make owning pitbulls a capital offense, and make listening to Pitbull a felony.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Counterpoint: Dragons are cool

Rated for multilateral dicks.

 

[Hitman One]

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bisexual, she/they, cat/catself

 

[KiwiFuzz]

(In Minecraft Wisconsin)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I doxxed their soil

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Nah, I’m going all the way to rich people neighborhoods to hit up their goodwills. I gotta treat myself.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'm autistic, so I'm going to clean this up.

To a riot in Kenosha/Rode a child one fine day
Never threatened those around him/Didn't have too much to say
He was there to save a business/And to bandage those who slipped
But young Kyle there among them/Had an AR in his grip
AR in his grip

It was early in the evening/When he set off to the town
He came up across the border/Wiping all graffiti down
There were commies loose and running/Burning all in childish fit
And they were there to torch a business/With their still unshattered hip
Still unshattered hip

In the riot was a creeper/by the name of Rosenbaum
Said that if he cornered Kyle/then young Kyle'd soon be gone
He was deranged and a pedo/yet a manlet five-foot-four
And his victims of his evil/Numbered five and soon one more
Five and soon one more

Now young Kyle started walking/Putting flames out all around
He was there to stop the burning/Couldn't let them torch the town
He was basically a boy scout/Prepared not to leave there dead
But the danger didn't matter/For Kenoshans were his friends
Kenoshans were his friends

Wasn't long before the Rosenbaum/Started making deadly threats
But young Kyle didn't worry/The manlet had a big bald head
Twenty commies had said they'd take him/Twenty commies had limp wrists
Twenty-one would be the manlet/With his still unshattered hip
Still unshattered hip

The night had passed so quickly/It was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven/When he chased Kyle through the street
Folks were watching from the drone feed/Everybody held their breath
They knew this short bald pedo/Was about to meet his death
About to meet his death

There was just one foot between them/When Rosenbaum made his play
And the swiftness of young Kyle/Is still talked about today
Pedobaum had grabbed the barrel/'Fore a bullet struck his hip
And our hero's aim was deadly/With the AR in his grip
AR in his grip

It was over in a moment/And the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body/Of a pedo on the ground
Oh he might have went on living/But he made one fatal slip
When he he tried to touch a minor/With an AR in his grip
AR in his grip


Ayyyyyy Arrrrrr/Ayyyyyy Arrrrrr
When he tried to touch a minor/With an AR in his grip
AR in his grip

This had me rolling with laughter

 

[Penis Drager]

More autistic PM chain shit:

When I went to that strip club it was noon and the strippers were playing their own music off their phones connected to the club PA
They were all just playing pandora stations and these sluts were too cheap to pay for premium so a bunch of men with erections and bad steaks were watching them shake their assholes around as pandora commercials blasted through the club
I was there
I seent it

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Even Garfield thinks you’re guilty. No Lasagna for you.

 

[Law]

I went to a friendsgiving dinner yesterday, and some how we came up on the topic of Chris Chan and Jonathan Yaniv.

 

[Randall Fragg]

@Null

"Even Garfield thinks you're guilty. No lasagna for you..."

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I don't care if I got the hiccups, I'm tellin it like it is!

From King Cobra JFS

 

[Blackhole]

MEN, GRAB YOUR GEAR THERE IS A SALT HARVEST TONIGHT!

I’m glad “hocus pocus, out of focus” is the 21st century’s “if the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit”

GLORY TO SNEED!

Niggers are vultures, they will nog and they will nig

>your OSHA vaccine mandate got overturned
>you falsely labeled a 17 year old kid as a white supremacist
and on top of all of that this week, you're getting finger fucked

great week for biden

The jury, for once, wasn't braindead starfish Karens high on glue.

HAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHA This is the gayest thing I've seen on here, and I've been on KiwiFarms for at least a year

What anti-virus can I download to protect myself from these STDs you fuckers are posting

Oh, is it time for the sneeding to come from the resident Farms libby-libs? Adorable.

I read through that entire “sexecution” story, and I feel like I’ve lost part of myself.

"I'm so angry about a kid killing a pedo across the other side of the USA!! I'm going to break shit in my hometown! Reeeeeeeee!!" -Portland, land of faggots and the mentally ill.

You'll learn that culture flows downstream from race by the time you're being raped and murdered by niggers

i have no idea what sneed means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

RIOT! RIOT! RIOT!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Especially if you're a woman and/or a federally paid lesbian farmer.

What the fuck I have to eat pussy to become a full glowie with a payroll here on the farms? And here I was, doing it for free.

120 coins, the largest order. Sent by email.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

"I support trans rights BUUUUUUT..."
-KingCobraJFS
He's said this daily for like a year now.