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[KiwiFuzz]

Fuck off marxists, I love mashed potatos.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How many of these suggestions make it to random text?

Honestly I mostly use this thread to find new threads.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Honestly I mostly use this thread to find new threads.

Honestly I mostly use this thread to deposit exceptional lels.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

How many of these suggestions make it to random text?

 

[thismanlies]

“Even Garfield thinks you’re guilty, no Lasanga for you”

How will Kyle recover from this?

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[Autistic Joe]

Yeah, it's a great picture. I always thought the "obese Jimmy Savile in a dress" look did him wonders. It's classic JY.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In clown world, the glownigger runs over you with his car

 

[Open Window Maniac]

David has killed Goliath, and what we're seeing is the Philistines sneed about it.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It looks like an alien radish bent on world domination.

I instinctively distrust any man wearing a V-neck shirt.

1. Find tall women to mommy you, and pay them for it with Marvel money.
2. Take horrifying cocktails of drugs and growth hormones and become 8 feet tall.
3. Whole body transplant.

I may be tard, but not to that level you bow tie wearing manlet

Listen Ladies, if you want to have the penis experience I am available anytime.

This isn't Burger King, motherfuckers, you do NOT always get it your way.

I wish them nothing but death

Killing yourself because of a tranny is pretty retarded considering you can just wait a few months and they'll kill themselves first.

The media isn't satisfied until everything is covered in ADIS.

India has officially declared streets, apartment floors, and the mouths of the untouchable caste to be legally toilets so they are now light orange on this map due to this technicality

There may be a light at the end of the am hole.

Damn, he plowed right through those dancing old ladies. That really cold

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer some Joggers

The story is 3 baboons killed a group of dancing grannies and kids. The spice is a flamethrower to their inhuman faces.

If these past few weeks have taught me anything, It's that Wisconsin is cursed and I should never set foot there.

In clown world, the glownigger runs over you with his car

 

[JustSomeDong]

If you do shout at the screen, record yourself, Germans shouting are like whale songs to me.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Socio economic factors

 

[KiwiFuzz]

there's a serious correlation between being bad at rap and criminality.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"Jews run the gangbang porn industry to feed off incels"

"I want to pay Kevin two dollaridoos to show me his amhole"

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Just make sure you breed some retardation into the gene pool so you don't have the ethical problem.

 

[Meat Target]

yes, go up to a random person and tell them "you deserve to die because of the actions of others"
you'll look sane

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

So, I guess the thought that they might have been unwittingly sitting/touching places in the office where he jizzed is gross, but all these fuckers have certainly rode public transit before, and a subway seat probably has had more hobo jizz spilled on it than a sperm bank.

Speech therapy will clearly solve inner city crime

Yeah, I wanted to be the next tenapenny ghetto rapper who ruins people's holidays. He got me beat.

You are ascribing a substantial degree of intelligence to a sub-80 IQ nigger

 

[Meat Target]

...The Sam Hyde joke is going to kick off the race war, isn't it?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Bitch could make that in a few days giving blowies behind a Wendy's.

For these two quarters you can help a person of pee-pee touching experience in need.

Black to the Future!

Did this faggot just say "fire no hat red monkey"? I feel like I'm interpreting for Koko the Gorilla here

I don't need an excuse to eat two whole pecan pies in one day.

They die right fast when you drop them into boiling water.

Yes the correct response to that is "Shut the fuck up" followed by an optional slur or insult

Some dude takes a wrong turn, 5 dancing grandmas are murdered and 40+ injured.

Mr Friedman gave you that F because he told you three times “the race war is almost here” isn’t a good excuse for not turning in your project.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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I’m sorry grandma. What was that you just said? “He”? THIS is exactly why I want nothing to do with you. I knew it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's just sauce.