random_text.txt

[Burrito]

You don't want to know how many people want to pelt you with bullets. You have twenty thousand posts in Kiwifarms, the world is genuinely better off if somebody shoots you, based off of that alone.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If six words in ebonics is all it takes to be a viral meme sensation in the black community, I’m glad I stay away.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Bix Nood * Purple drank^2 + arctan(muh dick) - wypipo = Joan Crawford

Therefore it was terrorism.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The first amendment is the reason why you're not risking your life to say "nigger" in a tin can on a string.

god i hope you all die of carbon monoxide poisoning and the alpacas eat your eyes

I ain't spellchecking MSPaint. Just go with it.

 

[SCSI]

>Not taking long relaxing shits and having a poop stool
>Not actually shitposting while you shit
>Not making truly abhorrent posts by crossing the border to Canada to shit in a bathroom that's heated by a natural hot spring

ishygddt. It's how you end up with hemroids. Get a poop stool if you literally can't drive across the border to a secret poop shed, poop stools will change how you shit.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Wow, it burned the black right out of them!

 

[stupid frog]

Tangerine Dreams 6 minutes ago
LOL YOU COULDN'T STARVE IF YOU WANTED TO BECAUSE YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL

 

[Meat Target]

This is entirely too many words for "He was too retаrded to live"

 

[The Cunting Death]

Holy fucking shit this motherfucker's dick is absurdly small, she sucks at sucking dick, I could wreck her in a half if I could, not only that but even I can suck and fuck better than her and I'm male

 

[Autistic Joe]

Perhaps the Austrians can ask the Germans for advice on camp building, I mean, it's not like they aren't experts or whatever.

 

[SevenEightNine]

Chat:

Sargon taught me how to think. Coach taught me how to fuck. Null taught me how to seethe. Jim taught me how to die.

 

[Tard Police]

Hate crimes: a problem so widespread in American society, people need to fake being a victim of one.

 

[Meat Target]

I think she was confusing the Torah with the Guide on How to be a Hillbilly

None of it made any sense after translating it from deadbeat manlet to English but I am impressed nonetheless

You do realize you give off big Buffalo Bill vibes, right?

 

[Ken Barlow]

...You're slurping up fed disinfo. Proceed to kill yourself. Thanks.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Just adapt by commenting and telling the creator directly that you think their video is shit, they are shit and they are a mistake as a human being

The more streams you piss, the manlier you are.

Troonfucius

You went to a weird school.

I bet her diet is fulllll of cultural enrichment and doritos.

Oh, I like this one, it looks like two pelicans kissing!

It's almost the twitter equivilent of screaming "DO YOU LOVE ME NOW MOMMY?!?!?!?"

If I come across an Indian skull in the wild, I'm using it as a fire water goblet while I stuff my face with turkey and carbs.

A boy once claimed that as a baby, he didn't understand boobs and tried to milk his dad. (Babies are dumb ok). He said that his parents told him he was so upset when nothing came out. Being a dumb baby he probably thought that he'd never get milk again and starve.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I'm never going to forget that this silly fat bitch fell through her ceiling.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

We were playing Warhammer 40,000. Strippers would have been cheaper.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I gave birth to a dodgeball once.

 

[Hitman One]

Jesus christ GET A JOB.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Ancient sapphic ritual: take a shower
Ancient sapphic ritual: brush your teeth
Ancient sapphic ritual: shave
Ancient sapphic ritual: be a normal fucking person