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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't like japanimation but I like movies with war and people dying and spaceships so I think it might be halfway ok.

I for one welcome our new big nosed but not Jew overlords

 

[SCSI]

you sure about that? Chris-chan listened to that small voice and it told him to fuck his mother.

Anyone who spends their fucking life on an internet forum is not sailing yachts around the world and getting their dick sucked by Russian whores from poor villages. I mean, as if...

Sure, to state that Chris-chan exists, can be another way of saying "There is no God." But... shit, dude - as a kiwi, what more evidence do you need of God's beneficence [and truly awesome sense of humour]? That the Chris-chan saga has just kept rolling along, in ever more fucked up directions, is further proof - as if any more were needed - that God answers every prayer, even those from despicable internet speds.

Chris-chan fucked his mum: fucking Christmas every day.

 

[Meat Target]

Null makes shiny new sticker, expects tards not to want.
Am tard.
want

 

[NigKid]

I just feel bad for Null, imagine being a tard wrangler for a whole school of retards and your only payment is the occasoinal death threat and whatever pocket change said speds can find on the floor.

 

[Meat Target]

You ever think of fat middle aged men dressing up as women and just think wow, fuck everything, just fuck everything, it's all fucked?

The Notorious F.A.G (Fat Ass Gunt) wins by dumping the kid on welfare to own tax paying kiwis.

Having nice tits as a male is trad.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Tiktok was the most effective weapon the Chinese ever conceived

 

[Tard Police]

It's not the blind leading the blind it's the unhinged retard leading the macaroni art retards

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Now I'm wondering if I should do a PSA to tell people that Kars for Kids is used to put Jews in camps.

 

[PhoBingas]

I still hate that I can perfectly picture Buffalo Cube in my mind

 

[Bionicle of War]

star trek is neo-liberal propaganda
the borg and the federation are exactly the same, both assimilate other races. They're a simile for open borders neo-liberalism.

He wants an army of undead child sex slaves to reconquer the 'West'.

I hope my state-issued GF is better quality than my state-issued everything else.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why would you want to lower Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?

 

[Local Fed]

You know that meme where the guy says "I don't even have to check Early Life anymore"? I have just achieved that.

I fear my own power.

I don't think anything highlights the state of online politics more than a video of a heated argument with a communist dressed as corn.

Right, sorry, I'll try to educate myself so I can be more nuanced in my bigotry in the future.

How the hell do you even explain Earl to small children? "Yeah, that's just Uncle Earl, who spends most of his time hiding in the attic and dressing in women's clothing. Occasionally he comes down with a video camera and mutters to himself"

I can't hear you over the piles of Africans that keep showing up.

We’re just waiting for the Charlie Kirk redemption arc where he becomes Dr. Mengele

We're all one bad haircut away from being called sir/ma'am.

 

[Hitman One]

Who fucking knows. No amount of context can make sense out these faggots.

 

[Meat Target]

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[SCSI]

I eagerly await the nuclear holocaust. Humanity has become too retarded to continue.

BOOTS BOOTS MARCHING UP AND DOWN AGAIN
THERE'S NO DILATING IN THE WAR

happy at the internet

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

At least Barbie sales have plummeted. This is how you measure social progress.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She realizes that she's being ableist by implying that her cat is meowtarded.

 

[Meat Target]

Everyone knows girls pee from their butt.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Because nobody wants to stop playing Minecraft.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I feel dysphoria because people perceive me as a woman and because I can't actually be a succubus" -Stephanie Cianfriglia