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[Jonah Hill poster]

If society had the balls to remove pedophiles via woodchipper, we would have no need for autistic e-drama like this.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Methinks its a desperate fujo's (that looks closer to a soft butch lesbian rather than a girly gay guy even with T) fantasy fulfilment of some hawt bishie wanting to play put the pickle in the poop pipe with her just like in them yaoiz she read as a gawky nerdy 12 year old in her cartoon which is nothing but wish fulfilment.

God I love /x/. Crazy or larp, they're fun.

Killed a man mid-ejaculation and the demon seed ends up making posts on 4chan. The power of autism can overcome even the strongest of LARPs.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to jerk off to my picture book of Le Corbusier's summer cottage.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Dyn you're a nigger? I'm so sorry for you. Is there a cure?

 

[Law]

It probably also helps that you have hobbies other than video games and masturbating.

 

[Bec]

If I had a nickel for every fat black furry artist that turned out to be a dramawhoring weirdo, I'd have like, five nickels. Which isn't a lot, but that's odd that it happened that many times.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Why in the holy fuck did the "are you getting a vaccine" thread turn into an argument about raping teenagers?

Because that whole thread's full of people who just want to inject suspicious things into children

"Why in the holy fuck did the *fill in the blank* thread turn into an argument about raping teenagers?" is kind of the way Kiwi Farms operates.

Counterpoint: the people with good genes (big smart, like me) didn't get the vaccine, and the people with bad genes (big stupid, you) who got the vaccine will get killed by some kind of dead-space esque flesh virus mutated from the vaxx tumors and we will enter a golden age of peace and prosperity like Hitler said we would

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Also having vast experience of penises, the one's that are au naturel are far superior, both in looks and functionality. Circumcised dicks be NASTY...

 

[tehpope]

From Lindsay Ellis' goodbye post

while I was shitting blood for weeks on end

 

[Aunt Carol]

God, in his infinite benevolence, already gave you a length of colon that you can stick a dick into.

 

[Screed]

the feds wanna see me jerk it to big titty milfs getting dp'ed? - Like, whatever. I would admit that shit to my employer so who cares.

If your 10 year old is stupid enough to electrocute themselves, they deserve it

Let me get this straight. Some tranny kike played a money grubbing cat with a coin on his head?

 

[Meat Target]

Since women don’t have brains, how can they pee?

 

[Tard Police]

Asexual is the nigger of sexuals.

 

[Law]

As long as he has a quiet place to jerk off while wearing a dress, he’ll think that he’s fine.

 

[PhoBingas]

Say what you will about Chloe Sagal, but you gotta give respect. There is a right way to self immolate and Lindsay ain't doing it.

 

[Dick Justice]

https://kiwifarms.st/members/dysnomia.14560/#profile-post-353084

Big Bore Butthole Destruction would be a great debut album.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's not like there's an lot that he can do in the bedroom but cry about the taste or the pain after he lost his virginity. And even if he was still intact I doubt if he'll enjoy it growing, considering how he was picking at it as an toddler.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

When wanting to grill makes you a fascist

Can we just get to the part where they kill themselves and shut up already?

To be fair, I love playing jeopardy and checking the weather. And the feds wanna see me jerk it to big titty milfs getting dp'ed? - Like, whatever. I would admit that shit to my employer so who cares.

 

[JambledUpWords]

America is the best country in the world because even the men are D-cups.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

*hickory smoked horse buttholes