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[KiwiFuzz]

I think I've just stumbled my happy ass into Islamic Content.

sometimes you can just tell you're raising the antichrist and there's nothing you can do about it

 

[Blackhole]

Hooo boy, I can't wait to see this technology refined and then used on politicians and billionaires to artificially live past 100 as the rest of us toil and die by their hands.

The funniest thing is that no one will end up accountable. Hooray.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Meat Target]

What game?

 

[CatParty]

What game?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tablet...r-player-for-being-queer.110187/post-10903775

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

How is his face so smooth. What's his secret

"Hey, kids! Are you uncomfortable being touched there? Well, it's okay for grown-ups to touch you there, because I say so! Don't tell your parents, they're just bigots!"

Republicans could enjoy one-party rule if they campaigned solely on the message of "we won't fuck your kids!"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"WOULD YOU WAIT UNTIL YOUR CHILD IS 14 TO TEACH THEM 1+1=2? NO? WELL THEN SURELY YOU WOULDN'T WAIT UNTIL THEN TO TEACH YOUR CHILD TO SUCK DICK. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M OFF TO THE KOSHER DELI."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Alexa, fuck me up!

I have one of those Alexa things and it’s just sitting in its box. I’m not worried about it spying on me or anything. I just don’t know what to do with it.

This shit exists and people wonder why there's a chip shortage.

"Alexa, I need TP for my bunghole!"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

My black trans dick is the tip of the spear against bigots like you. You kulaks will soon be farmed, like goyim, and we will dilate and luxuriate like an effendi.

 

[NerdShamer]

it's not like anybody is going to track her down

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

I'm not sure about believing anyone, let alone a doctor, with the name Pampee, it evokes an image of Pamperchu which is a Do Not Want in my book.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

can't believe that despite my half-year long break from this god forsaken website, there is still way too much things can be said to this headache inducing shitshow.

I thought you guys were joking about being tracked by your toilet paper, then I kept reading back through the thread, and now I want to die.

 

[Big Nasty]

Never Underestimate a Committed Cuckold

Some people choose life. He chose toilet.

 

[Pissmaster]

I thought you guys were joking about being tracked by your toilet paper, then I kept reading back through the thread, and now I want to die.

 

[Itspinklava]

Please remove this from the thread, it's vile, offensive, irrelevant and idiotic.

 

[NoReturn]

ship tooth-rotting candy to those E-Gamer thots so they can pour them into cherry blossom dishes with Rilakkuma cups filled with soda and their long nails tapping everything.

 

[NoReturn]

I replied with lunacy because there isn't a "physical pain" reaction.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Does Alexa integrate with GPS? That could be helpful for people who have trouble finding the g-spot.

I believe in Capitalism, I really do, but sometimes there are just things you don't need.

Release the Spyce isn't really a magical girl show though; the main characters are ninja (or kunoichi, if you want to be technical), and use ninjutsu, not magic. Also, they are spies, not super heroes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I didn't realize that Hmong people were real, and not just a part of the Gran Torino cinematic universe.

It gives people an excuse to say "nigger" while boasting about how uncivilized a whole continent is and how much more advanced Europeans are from centuries ago.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Okay I get that they're being hysterical women (a redundancy, I know)