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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Why do I know all this? Because my ex-wife is a failed ebeggar and my son is a zoomer cunt. Gay as hell too. My bloodline dies with that autistic shit.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

the what

I just love it w/o context. Going to the source is an interesting story I dare you to click…

 

[Anne Hyroe]

REMOVE BOILED HAMBURGER!

"Were now at the stage, where the curtains match the drapes. My fupa looks like this"

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Not my screen shot. But I guess in Sammieland, Clarence got shotkilled. Even though he's currently in jail. And even though the only shooting deaths in central LR last night weren't Clarence. I wonder how she's going to spin this when she starts fucking him again in a few months?

"No, child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina"
- Actual quote from Patrick S Tomlinson

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The thing about alcohol is that it is easy to make, and once upon a time it would fuel your car, your furnace, your stove, and grandma. A very useful substance.

To be fair you need a high IQ to understand anime lesbians.

It's really irritating to look for good writing and get slapped in the face with a dick.

Thanks, I want to fucking die.

 

[Mannibal]

Chantal could never be as good of a pig as Sullivan.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

15 minutes in and he is talking about apple juice vs orange juice what the fuck I'm too drunk to get this

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Bananatee is an amazing name though.

 

[Mr Bunny]

It happened with the Florida Herpes Monkeys, it could always happen again.

 

[Local Fed]

There's one female trait that just about all troons have in common. They can't put up fucking shelves.

Chapter 1: My Childhood

“And then she took me to Disneyland and ate all my ice cream and left me in the care of a Justin Bieber tranny while she went to England to meet her johns with a squishing fetish.

“Please let me in, the US has become so anti-Semitic for some reason in 2024. I may not believe in God except in a literary sense and I hate everything that you stand for, but please look past my #FreePalestine retweets because my mother’s mother knew of people that survived the holocaust.”

Israel: “No.”

I tell you, if you go to any Denny's in Middle-earth around 2AM, you're pretty much guaranteed to see a couple of Orcs getting in a fight over typical Orc bullshit. Screeching, clawing, pulling out each other's weaves.

"She will never divorce you if she earnestly believes you are a schizophrenic and violent madman that has nothing to lose." - Confucian Proverb

While I hate the banking system, I hate being stabbed and raped randomly for no reason more.

 

[Shroom King]

slimes will do buttsecks

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point

 

[Aunt Carol]

Dildo logistics sound kind of difficult.

 

[JustSomeDong]

did you expect someone who designs captchas not to be autistic? Just be glad it isn't cartoon hedgehogs or ponies.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Kiwis I'm retarded

Some days we all are. It's the human condition.

 

[Law]

He's built his tolerance now, who knows how many eggs he can truly handle.

 

[MediocreMilt]

ephebophile shit, which is basically a pedophile with a thesaurus.

 

[Meat Target]

Nope, but I can identify as vaccine and "jab" you in the ass UwU

 

[Autistic Joe]

why have consistent lore when you can have big boobies

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Reminder that you eat your vegetables. Not elect them president.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I may not have been DTF but I was certainly DTQuiche for them any time

The "theme" of the wedding is "John and Sue are getting married." It's got a theme already. No need to get ridiculous. The Dr. Who wedding looks like some bad middle school plays I've been to.

I like minority ethnic weddings because they're more likely to have lots of food and open bars.

Bridezillas is such a good trashy reality tv show. I miss it.

Have you ever seen a middle eastern wedding? they sling bullets like they're throwing rice.

So basically what you're saying is that we've solved the Ship of Theseus paradox, at least when it comes to group internet video content.