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[PhoBingas]

Edit - thought the meth pipe in the tat was a dope spoon. Somehow it's even worse now.

 

[BluntyBitch]

I don't need to know the context: "So you'll sit with Rwandan guys, but not return random DMs." is a great Russism.

I don't make demeaning comments! I meet one of the baseline standards of socialised adult behaviour! Where's my reward, you whore?

 

[LateralusJambi]

Edit: sorry, I thought this is Post the random.txt currently on your screen thread

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[Useful_Mistake]

also founder wasnt jewish was a pharmacist

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Short update: We now have a clear suspect in the case of the mystery shitter responsible for the diarrheageddon in the ladies' toilet. The most likely culprit seems to be the female janitor. She will be fired anyway, since she doesn't actually clean anything. She usually empties trash cans by putting their contents in another trash can.

What in the blood-soaked heavy metal Christ did I just read.

My dad worked at a bank next door to a retirement community. I'm pretty sure they had pee/poo procedures in place ready to mobilize. I know they had "whoops he's dead" plans that got exercised pretty often.

I really liked it because the manager (the owner of the store) was a giant asshole who didn't care because his autistic skill at qualifying for every possible computer cert available had basically given him a monopoly on all these things, even though all he actually did at work was constantly try to score with chicks online which he did with remarkable success despite being a fat, socially inept, brazenly Jewish smelly guy who was like a Jewish version of Carl. I remember his face and you could fucking put this in one of those "This ugly fucking bastard is getting laid all the time" ads. He looked and acted like Watto. Don't get me wrong. I like the guy.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Learn to love your wounds so much you tweet pictures of it to random doctors

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"You have nice skin..I bet it feels nice to touch.."

 

[Kosher Dill]

183. 'My room smells like rotten yogurt" 'did you fuck an Irish woman lately?" 'Yeah" 'well you might want to call a ghost cleaner cause it sounds like the micks have infected you with their donkey blood"

- Matthew C. Harris

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/former...and-an-800-page-manifesto.111838/page-5#posts

 

[KiwiFuzz]

HAVING A FIELD DAY, CAT PARTY?!

You will never be a real wolf. You have no fur, you have no heightened senses, you have no survival instincts, you have no sense of social cues. You are a soulless sex-pest degenerate twisted by autism, anime, narcissism, and furfaggotry into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

When Americans start identifying as fucking leafs it is time to start the internment camps.

 

[Aunt Carol]

All credit for her recovery goes to her faith in God and the purifying onion.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

"Queer and Disabled". Isn't that redundant?

This sounds like the manifesto of a creepy sex pest.

I’d have a better time jacking off with sandpaper than banging you

I doubt that "the best sex of my life" will be with someone numb from the waist-down. Kind of defeats my one talent.

 

[Meat Target]

we need a HONK sticker
edit: we need a HONK HONK, MOTHERFUCKER, HONK HONK sticker

HONK HONK, MOTHERFUCKER, HONK HONK

 

[Law]

This could all be solved by not using reddit.

Seriously, DevOps attracts trannies the way Hennessy attracts hoodrats.

 

[X Prime]

- Matthew C. Harris

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/former...and-an-800-page-manifesto.111838/page-5#posts

No mention of this solid gold line?

Jesus was a shitty messiah. If he was so great the jews wouldn’t have been able to kill him. He didn’t even invade poland.

 

[Kosher Dill]

No mention of this solid gold line?

I'd be here all day if I mentioned them all. We should just put the entire contents of the manifesto into the "fortunes file". I mean, he already broke it down into numbered lines for us.

 

[Screw Danlon]

RED-MONGOLOIDS WILL NOT PRETEND TO BE COOL WHILE THEY GOT NO SOULS AND WISH THEY WERE WHITE.

EFRIKANS WILL NOT STEAL FROM NIGGER WHILE THEY CLEARLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND SHIT — RAP AIN’T FOR THEM EITHER — THEY LOST.

YOU ARE ALL MONGOLOIDS INCLUDING YOU SACAGUWEA THOTBLOODS.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"toxic masculinity" poured into jeans and a leather jacket.

It was black owned.

He doesn't proofread his law suits why would he proofread his thirst posts.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Don't they know redditors NEED to have their constant naps inbetween sissy hypno sessions.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"And is there a way to add a snap-flap at the front? Sort of at the crotch area?"