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[Open Window Maniac]

"Why Free Elections are the Enemy of Democracy".

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Fuk u shima melted down and worst case scenario didn't happen. Turd status? Fondled.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

What happened to the great American right to call people niggers?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

No dicks are hard, photos of fellatio are taken which resemble someone taking on a fear factor challenge and absolutely nobody cums. The entire thing looks like captured enemy soldiers being humiliated at gunpoint in flagrant violation of the geneva convention.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You dare question My Little Pony?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Truuump Cuuuurse~

All I see is a gaping hole and a very sad penis.

I’m pretty sure with that going on underneath your penis, the only way you’re ever gonna be mentally okay again is if you’re dead. Physically I have no fucking idea what you could do even if you detransitioned. Fill it with putty?

Remorse is a very bourgeois emotion.

Someone was a victim of too many rounds of smear the queer.

 

[Blackhole]

You know,at some point collecting furry porn to "troll" you stop being a troll and start just being a guy with a huge furry porn collection.

"sharkhate1.bravejournal.net - so this is all about hate"

"I see a flag from Germany here, another Nazi pigtard, doing bullshit"

"I'm gonna post this to the United Nations"

 

[Two Dollars]

Guys, we did it. Another retarded fatass successfully bullied on the internet. First round is on me.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

This is SO good. Please hide it forever so Yarbles stays in business and continues to steadily produce our milk.

I only have this lovely place to discuss news and events because of the selfless dedication to the N-word, troon-mockery and casual fat-shaming of everyone else here. It creates a little bubble in which I can live unmolested by the Progressives.

Will there be *fingers cooter* BLACK PEOPLE there?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“I know how nuclear reactors work, thank you.” @Mr Moonface

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Why the fuck are you asking the lunatic tranny stalking you what shows she is watching
You're really just shitting up the thread at this point

Stop derailing the thread with your gay ass story you nigger.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[IKOL]

Okay, here
ИІСЕЯ
Is this what you wanted? You wanted to make me say this? Don't you think about poor И people who are killed by ШНІТЕ everyday? Remeber СЕОЯСЕ ФЛОЙД. Remember. He died for your ШНІТЕ sins.

I can't even. I'm shaking rn. *Sigh* You are... I can't even. You ШНІТЕ ИАЗІ made me say the И word. Shame on you. Wait until my bois, girls and non-binary folx on reddit hear this! I will get so much reddit gold. Ugh. I can't even. I think I'm having a PTSD attack.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Imagine 3 perverted men, doped up on morphine, showing off their ""vaginas"" to each other. It's like that American Psycho scene with AmHoles instead of business cards.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

This makes me want to go down to the state DMV and ride up and down in their elevator all day farting.

 

[Meat Target]

All it will take is one more viral tweet and he will be known as the Tolkien of trans crabs whose name will echo throughout the ages. Just you wait and see!

My penis is confused"

 

[NoReturn]

war is the like the ultimate lolcow

War as most Americans experience it is exactly like lolcows.

TLDR troons are a threat to world peace.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This is why you never go public with your company, as you'll lose control and be made to suck BBC on the BBC.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I hate when my personal mockery gets discounted as a soviet conspiracy

Are you preparing for a break-dance battle?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The dude in that picture with the flat cap looks like a 50 year old London Cabbie.

You can grift maybe $1000 a day from a family of 6, and they are going be be price conscious (and thus low margin) about fucking everything, OR you can sell weird outlandish larp shit to non reproductive DINK couples for $6000 a day and as long as they can stuff their faces and get shitfaced while experiencing something novel, they are legitimately happy.

It's the easiest business decision anyone has ever made.

The Wiccans aren't doing a good job, they're hurting me spiritually through the astral plane by being so dumb.

They've since been cleared as "Not a cult, just very Asian"

Bro it's clearly a different gym to the one that the redditor posted. I can't believe no one bothered to check before they started spouting this shit.

But the image of some wholesome 100 trooper trying to bribe Russians with their funko pop collection does seem very plausable.

"Redditor unintentionally gives us the real reason why nobody wants to procreate with them."

If you're over the age of 12 and paying even $5.00 for all-you-can-drink blue and green milk then you're legitimately retarded.

Proof, you say? "There were a lot of meat and veggies." Go figure.

 

[Ken Barlow]

Pathetic lol.