random_text.txt

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You and the guy who lectured me on sports bras in the anime thread should troon out and grow horror cones, that's the best chance for either of you to touch a boob.

There was nothing hotter than that Marine chick lawyer defending the Military Industrial Complex.

 

[Blackhole]

I had some sort of nuanced perspective and then I downed a fifth of whiskey

he's a irredeemable faggot. He's such a lispy faggot, many such cases, so many unrecognized cases, so many dumb fucks

"JIMMY AND JOSHUA LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH. MUAH."

 

[Meat Target]

How fucking fat do you have to be for your knuckles to be sunk below the rest of the flesh of your hand?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I think this thread is the only thing ive ever had in my life that's surpassed 1M views, great job to me I guess

 

[Pee Cola]

if you're going to facedox, have the dignity to do it with a good picture at least. not one where you look like an amish sex offender in a basement.

Money likes silence.

Edit: Bonus random_text.txt from Russell Greer's latest legal filing.

 

[Limp Bizkit Stan Account]

We need more people that don't live in New Fagland to troll every Kiwi they see on the internet. Especially women

Cope and seethe when you realize your hurt feelings police have no power abroad.

So what you're saying is...doxx them.

Congrats, you just brought more of it on yourself you stupid over sensitive retard.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

ElephantDick got a response from TentacleDick.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

"If you are feeling down just know that nothing feels better than knowing that you are not Ethan Ralph" -Paraphrasing Jim from tonight's stream.

 

[soggy london]

CORRECTION: there was one and only one dog who got her vagina heavy petted by me.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He came across as genuinely autistic in that video. Which isn't much of a surprise, but still.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Nobody says, "Hey, Susan. You are tall. You are a transsexual." They say, "Hey, Susan. You have a cock and balls. You are a man."

My support for public transportation is now off the charts.

 

[EyeGuy]

From the Motor City Fur Con management:

We understand that wearing diapers is part of being in the ABDL community, but we are asking you to not leave these items in public spaces and to return to your rooms to deal with them.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If you don't care about that risk, that's a personal choice and it won't impact anyone else, while your choice to not huff an oven continues to make the world a darker place.

you're trying to genocide lolcows. oy vey, its anudduh shoah.

No one should be forced to birth an amogus

 

[Blackhole]

This dude is (or was, rather, before he got splattered by the Montclair-Boonton 9:05) a walking stereotype of your average Montclair resident.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

That's your future dude. You will end up on HRT soon one day when Dear Feeder needs a new tranny janny slave to broom the doublepost mines. And worst of all, he'll make you do it for free.

What wondrous toilet seat could contain such an ass?

 

[Pee Cola]

he's 4'11" of narcissism in a pre-schooler's best attempt to draw the shape of a man.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

i don't think she's flexible enough to lick her own fingers XD.

Re: Chantal/Foodie Beauty, courtesy of xiaoambkaedou @bp Chat.

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xiaoambkaedou
3 minutes ago
i don't think she's flexible enough to lick her own fingers XD

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Microtransactions are evil capitalism, micro trans actions are wholesome socialism.

 

[SCSI]

its.....its a fucking locomotive with a giant piston dildo on it nigga....

You really think its possible that this is something they would have built in antebellum dixie?

Like you think that a bunch of good old boys would leap on one of these things and take it offroading through the swamp to chase down a runaway buck and lance him through the fucking anus with its piston-dick like a fucking medieval lancer?

Stranger things have happened, steam powered machines did exist to some degree. The dude probably jerks off to the thought of a bunch of hillbillies taking turns playing out that scene from Deliverance on him. Probably still outrage bait though.

 

[Meat Target]

he's 4'11" of narcissism in a pre-schooler's best attempt to draw the shape of a man.

Harry Potter and the Artist of Austria

In extreme cases, they end up at the Tard Cage only to face death by a thousand shitposts.