random_text.txt

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

you are SO MAD rn. why?

 

[Piss Bear]

If I die please someone delete my "poop vaginas" folder.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Calling two groups of autists with different opinions on how Transformers are made "philosophical factions" lends a degree of prestige to the debate that it very much does not deserve.

 

[Blackhole]

Dear diary, today kiwifarms taught that traps are in fact vintage gay.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Once they get that beard they gotta use the men's restrooms. Then they're uncomfortable again.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

Two websites where Jews are always relevant:
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/
https://dailystormer.cn/

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

Even then hell itself has to bulldoze like 2 evil forests to make space for him to fit

How do you fail at being cringe? Thats like trying to throw a rock at the ground and missing.

He's lucky he lives in yee yee ass Arkansas lol

fat

 

[Skitarii]

he frequently draws anime girls based on cars who molest his self insert

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

You know, if the USA collapses in the near future and is remembered as a Rome like empire, they'll point to this shit as an example of how the country became too decadent and degenerate. So we'll all be remembered as some weird druggie homo raping another weird druggie retard in an RV after a weird druggie thot sucked off that retard.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The day the government tells a cop that he can't whip his dick out during an investigation is the day I don't want to live to see.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Your boner is not an oppressed minority.

 

[Sneeds]

“do you think jersh would give me a pass for being
part Native American if i tell him he can colonize me”

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

You are confusing tentacle dick with elephant dick

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Molestation is one of the origins of gay people, it's not *the* origin of gays.

Help someone brushed against my wiener while I was asleep and now I’m gay.

 

[Blackhole]

I'm totally fine with video game developers making homemade molotov cocktails and either blowing their hands off or--if they manage to succeed in crafting and throwing one properly--burning down some small black-owned business during a riot

Trannies love using public bathrooms. It’s their number one hobby after cumming to violent porn and killing themselves

I thank God every day that I belong to a message board where people with a dispute can just openly call each other faggots and then go on with their lives.

The Chum Chalice has been proposed.

 

[Sprate Header]

Where are the armpit farter retards?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

From left to right:
- who?
- Jack that probably was informed that his wife's pussy condition is curable
- James that is probably possessed by some evil spirit to still work at Funhaus
- Barbara's boyfriend?

Oh boy, I look forward to watching this piece of shit, and doing a running commentary of every cheap looking set piece item and autistically searching for cheaper, better looking variants, like I did the newspaper for her previous movie.

Can someone more intelligent than me, please explain to me. Why the fuck does mica 2 have to go all the way to France just to film a dyke on a horse? I know people with performing arts degrees all think that France is some magical place of love and beauty when its just niggers with a French accent. Why doesn't she just fly the French to her if she is so desperate to have them?
Also what's with the bragging about having a horse in the film? She lives in fucking Texas, just get a horse there. But that would drive costs down if she did it locally wouldn't it.

Wait it's not even going to be in French, what the fuck is the point in flying everyone over there for '3 to 4 shoot days' apart from going on a holiday paid by her retarded paypigs. How are they not only accepting this, but paying for it. Fuck being a sheboon dyke really is easy mode in life where the fuck is my free $95,000 to go on holiday from my job that isn't even fucking work which I only got because I'm a sheboon dyke and tick all the boxes.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm sure the legality of roleplaying as underaged animals varies, but most normal people are deeply unsettled by it. It's like regaining consciousness after a medical procedure only to have your surgeon tell you that most humans can ingest up to a gallon of cum without suffering any ill effects. It might not be illegal in its own right, but the implications are alarming.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Chief gets a dollar
Officer gets a dime
That’s why he jerks off
on company time