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[TurdEthics]

"Dump-taking is one of the sexiest activities female humanoids can engage in. If my wife defecates I will ejaculate in my panties constantly."

 

[Frail Snail]

I have a regular dumpster I go to as part of my weekly shopping. I can always find those long Turkish breads in there, they will last a week in the fridge before mold comes.

 

[Cat Attack]

...actually if someone is handling my sack/doing a prostate exam on me I'd prefer it was my dad.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

If you left your dick there overnight, would it get digested?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Excited for the "First Troll to Molest Chris's Dead Body" thread after one ween takes it too far and tries to heal him back to life.

 

[Socrates]

Nice terrorist propoganda!

Gonna add that to your resumé?

Mixed Media Artist - May 2022, made Sexy Dog Advertisement for Neo-Nazi Cell in USA

 

[Happy Fish]

I've been called a faggot by black women more than I've been called a nigger on this forum.

 

[Skitarii]

Dylan Hafertepen - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

 

[Meat Target]

Thanks, TikTok! You made headmates cool, when even Tumblr couldn't!

 

[SCSI]

Damn, good thing I am fat. While you're all starving, I'll just live off the energy stored in my fat.

I don't know if you can actually feed babies protein shakes, so probably don't do that

A gimp costume, whether it is referencing a famous gimp from a film or not, does not magically un-gimpify the gimp suit.

0/10 would not vote or have sex with.

See, this is precisely the kind of stellar applied autism I come here for.

From this article, courtesy of @Constellationzero :

“the defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result.”

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

 

[Open Window Maniac]

How the hell do you have your vagina removed? Are you fucking Patrick star?

 

[Autistic Joe]

You are confusing tentacle dick with elephant dick

What a time to be alive.

 

[Meat Target]

“for the good of all of you, we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault.”

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

So I was at the container store on someone else's behalf and since I was there I thought I'd look for a shoe rack that the fucking cat won't be able to piss in god dammit.

"Losers are always whining about their besht."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Your wife gets to keep all your guns in the divorce.

that's sexist

Alright, the state gets them now. Hope you're happy.

i'm always happy

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And is there a single recorded instance of anyone taking a boat to Indochina, buying a hold of kathooey, then taking them to pick cotton in the Deep South?

Earl is everywhere and nowhere, the alpha and omega, the deepest black at the heart of every shadow, the extra footstep you could have sworn you heard behind you on a late night walk home. He arose as the first lifeforms became aware enough to know fear, and he will be there to count out the grains of sand for the last human alive. When the universe falls to utter entropy and heat death, the only recognisable signal will be his laughter at the futility of man and troon alike.

 

[Big Nasty]

We're too retarded to live (but too autistic to die) and are subhuman mongoloids to the queer ubersmench

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Fraudulent and profoundly homosexual

I've said it before, and i'll say it again; you motherfuckers terrify me sometimes.

Maybe he can find a 40 year old tart from bristol to run over his kneecaps with her honda civic

It's just a little thing called journalism.

Australia lost a war against emu's, what hope do they have against Kiwis?

 

[Skitarii]

TFW no blonde tomboy GF

Duke what if she just had the same flat top as you