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[KiwiFuzz]

Who's more sick: the sicko, or the sicko who follows him? The sicko who follows the sicko is the sicker of any sick pairing.

Don’t worry, it’s not bad. The night after your first dox you’ll be woken up by a mysterious man who will greet you with the words, “You sleep rather soundly for a transphobic chud,” and give you the location of the secret Kiwifarms sanctuary in the Balkans.

You ever get ant lion funnels in the yard?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Dude I want a red banner too. Give me one that calls me a faggot.

I will not eat the bugs, I will not consult the bottom menu

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Remember that Family Guy episode where Meg got hot? Now imagine David Cronenberg directing it.

 

[Skitarii]

State-run dating apps. Then what, state mandated girlfriends?
Chris-Chan was a fucking visionary when he created the concept of dating-ed in schools.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

>not enjoying these pairs of human tits
Are you even straight?

 

[Skitarii]

The carnival of cringe never ends, does it?

 

[SCSI]

>chair smells like shit what do
>clean ass dont wipe asshole on chair
>wow thats very judgemental of you

This shit is way too reddit even for reddit.

@Where's Waldo? shares science facts in chat:

An adult human's skull is a lot harder to fit through the vagina, than a baby's skull.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

How many times must I say 'troon' and '41%' before I win teh Kiwi Farms??

if you see any one these predators in your neighborhood, notify your local constabulary or RCMP post IMMEDIATELY. They are to be considered Amholed and extremely dangerous (if you are under the age of 12). Known collectively on 4chan as the “41%ers, the groom troupe, the ITSMAAM squad, and the communist coomers” these men are all sex offenders and have been known to lure their victims using trains.

Did you just dox a pair of fake tits?

We would never repost titty pics without providing the utmost high-quality commentary. Not my Kiwifarms.

I don't even remember this Chibi/Aquana image or its context, but I found it on my computer and liked it:

".... so unless you're secretly a Kiwifarms spy then I have nothing to worry about."

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

However, it is found on this forum page which uses this picture to show that, while he claims to he a professional athlete, he is fat and has tits.

 

[Cilleystring]

Another great one from the onlyfans DMCA emails

I believe that your aggressive replies to some of the notices are due to the lack of response from our side so we will let those one pass.

Thread '2022-06-10 - DMCAForce finally responds after years of sending OnlyFans related complaints' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2022-...f-sending-onlyfans-related-complaints.121272/

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Footage of Kim Petras hitting the wall.

Am I not a normie anymore when I look at this thread but my nightmares are still only about my town being the subject of a musical?

Every straight man's dream is to date a fat eunuch with destroyed penis & balls.

That's one way to look at it. Personally I'd be okay with my uterus being used for transplant. I wouldn't want it to go to an abused kid like Jazz Jennings or Kim Petras and the like, but it'd be pretty cool to maim some creepy old AGP from beyond the grave.

The Army?! They have bullets now?!

Whew, I'm getting the sense that the world might not be as nice as we all thought..

Man...HRT is ravaging subversive movements the way crack destroyed the hood back in the 80s.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Im Hate Speech machine i never sleep until i fuck whats broken(Niggers)."

 

[CatParty]

"It's going to be so kek when we take away all your rights”

 

[I am vomit]

I'll be sure my shrivled cucked cocks commentary is so descriptive, a photo won't be necessary... but will be posted regardless.

If he made the right choice or not ultimately comes down to how Fionussy measures up to Barbussy. Which is a hypothetical only the bravest of weens could answer.

Onlyfans is what happens when easily obtained women cater to hopeless fucks who think 4/10s with BPD are both unobtainable and worth paying for.
And with a hole-in-the-wall DMCA squad, they can fuck all the way off with that smug attitude. They wanted to make themselves into public spectacles, they got what they wanted, now we are spectating; we just aren't shilling.

Well there's nothing physically wrong with autistic vagina. That said, any girl who enthusiastically wants to fuck Chris chan for they're disgusting man fetish has a hole Id recommend condemned for health and safety osha violations.

Power Twink Mickey Mouse is more horrifying than any racial stereotype. It reminds me of that buff Smurf on the cover of that one Wii game.

How can a robot be autistic? Better question, how does one kill a robot? They're not really alive in the first place.

Imagine being such a coomer that you start jerking it to primary colors and geometric shapes because your brain is so fried that humanoids don't even do it anymore.

Wow! It took Jade nearly 5 hours to find Fatty's split basketball of a pussy. When she eventually did, the bad news was Jade was that exhausted she needed a rest and a packet of cigs to calm her genuine anxiety. The good news was, that once she moved that final layer of fat, the unfiltered stank from Big AL's cooch made Jade semi-comatose for the rest of the day.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I've always just assumed you were a faggot

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I will not eat the bugs, I will not consult the bottom menu

This much Schadenfreude can't be legal wherever Null hosts this place.

Looking at the still from the body cam, his clothes had come off by this point. It's hard to call a guy "ma'am" when his manhood is right there looking at you.

Sometimes i wonder if the CIA has a secret base full of addicted black men they can just let loose with a lethal dose of drugs and watch them die in police custody whenever protests are needed.

The fact that he calls himself a robot sounds like a pathetic attempt to dissociate with the realization he gave himself a piercing which looks like the world's tiniest hitlerstache.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

 

[Skitarii]

He would spam random posts on social medias with stuff like "Contact Dr. Nickiki Uwewe Fuentes for love spells, evil spells, friend spells, big dick energy spells, trial spells. Call whatsapp +15486416152."

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

One day, there won't be a rainbow left on the rainbow flag. It'll just be a picture of an obese black trans man with the top surgery and sausage roll penis fucking a nonbinary Filipino child while a cavalcade of children's cartoon characters stand around applauding.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is an internet gossip forum. We're here to gossip.