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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My six month old transgender latinix child came up to me today and said "Birthing person why did they take away your right to murder me?" I hugged zem and cried as I whistled for Mr Pibbles to finish what Drumpfs Nazis took away from me.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

With norse accents its easy to confuse cumshot with gunshot.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

@Porker LeVance

 

[Table Country]

Harry Potter helped usher in a generation of women into fandoms, many of which were primarily male.

I know he means the fandoms are male but that isn't how it reads.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I think the idea of religious Chuck E Cheese is great. Other religions should start doing this. Churchs having animatronic Jesus give sermons. Animatronic troons for elementary school libraries.

sad clown bed death

Very Important Tranny Clown Journalist

Eating a bullet does not reload the baby, Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh boy, Pandemic 2: Electric Go Fuck Ourselves.

That's it, I'm out. I'm moving to the mountains.

 

[I am vomit]

it is completely legal in Virginia for your mom to give you a handy or for you to stick your toys from Adam and Eve into your mom.

You don't respect tomboys, you just like jerking off to tan anime girls.

I fully agree that wolf abortions should be illegal.

If babies didn't want to get coat hanger evictions they should stop being lazy and pay rent on time.

Raping men is gay, dude.

Gonna make bank on my Uber-for-abortions startup, just you wait.

When white women have sex with wolves or dogs or any other kind of canine, they should be forced to carry the doge to term.

I can’t wait to get my rape baby a concealed carry permit

Paid abortion mods for Skyrim when?

You motherfuckers better not start crying about fucking stickers, i sucked Nulls dick for a year to get the horrifying and islam stickers back into the thunderdome and you're not gonna make me loose them again

Dox Nulls dick pic or it didn't happen cocksucker.

Get back to jerking off to Olsen twin videos like Mr. Plinkett

calling gay people “genital fetishists” is supposed to be this incredible insult. Like, for a moment, let’s say it is a fetish. Why is that okay when the fetish is… shitting your diaper, and not when it’s attraction to pussy?

*BOSS NIGGER CLARENCE THOMAS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

With the way you described her, I wanna impregnate her too

Personally I'd try to see if i could rip the eyes out with my bare hands. Newborn skulls are mushy, I'm sure it can't be that hard to just physically rip them apart with your hands. Would probably feel so satisfying too, soft skull and brains and eyeballs in your fingers <3

“Can’t be accused of infanticide if I kill them quick enough”

the way this nigga seems to be a steps ahead of the police has convinced me that Ezra might actually be The Flash.

Noooo i need conservative family members to coom in me

If you're not posting with your pussy out you're not posting right!

Before they know it, they're dreaming of simultaneously having sex with Vladmir Putin and Donald Trump

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It's sex in a toilet, not a relationship. Put down the romance novels you absolute woman.

Had to get my asshole diddled by a sussy german physician that most likely was a member of the national socialist party.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Please don't that ban is the only proof I have that I'm not a pedophile.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

From chat

"BABIES could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this red state before. There could be BABIES anywhere." The cool wind felt good in her boyish hair. "I HATE BABIES" she thought. The Hamilton soundtrack reverberated her entire bus, making it pulsate even as the $14 box wine circulated through her dessicated dead eggs and washed away her (merited) fear of dying alone and unloved. "With an abortion, you can do anything you want" she said to herself, out loud.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Honestly that's kind of what broke me away from wanting to be a furry troon.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Somehow Amber Heard shitting the bed caused Hungary to have an election that upset a bunch of American libs who probably can't even find Hungary on a map.

Spend years telling your kids repeatedly that it's not polite to discuss body functions at the table, and along comes period cereal.

Just like my favorite fifties monster movie "The Brain that was also Titties"

He looks like a fat old Asian with downs. Lol

I liked Beiber better when he was a lesbian. He should have never started testosterone.

I was amazed she didn't run over and shriek "HOLY FUCK A TALKING NIGGER!"

Evidently there are now two subjects that can provoke intensive discussion on the internet:

Pornography and pissing in the sink.

Amazing. After almost two pages of piss talk now we've moved on to literal shit talking. What's next? Vomit?

Looking at pictures of penises isn't going to make you gay.

This is a website for lolcows, not sugar daddies.

 

[Blackhole]

lmao shut up nerd

Abstinence is a guaranteed contraceptive.

She looks like her Uterus has a higher kill count than Mao.

Why is it so hard for you to just not be a whore?

So tolerant. Much wow.

It’s really bizarre going on twitter and seeing people just saying nigger while openly fedposting.

 

[Nate Higgers]

@Blackhole

Wow that Nate guy is a real jerk

 

[Blackhole]

Two questions that unfortunately will never be answered: how and why?

Don't work movie theaters, kids.

when i was younger, i'd just just stand on my bed and piss behind it

I got to piss off of a pretty high cliff once, was pretty awesome

I used to piss in the trash can and this awful rotting smell would waft out of it. turns out it was the white castles I threw away, not the piss.

say it with me: there is no ethical urination under capitalism

We must piss on the means of production.

The thread of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the piss of patriots and try hards. It is it’s natural manure.

 

[I am vomit]

Someone getting a tattoo or dyeing their hair isn't the same as a diaper fetishist being in a room full of children

Skinny people can be useless lying sacks of shit too.

So, we're allowed to just give pills at bars? Cool! I'm going to drop pills in every woman's glass there and tell them it's vitamins.

Since you've pretty much openly admitted that you flick your bean to Mai-chan's Daily Life and would put your baby in a blender and use the resulting slush as lube for your masturbation sessions instead of just putting the poor thing up for adoption?

Marriage is for fags.

The biological imperative to smash puss is stronk indeed

It's crazy how educational a thread on a shitposting forum called "Tard Baby General" can be.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

thanks a fucking lot,now i cant get the image of klaus schwab vore out of my fucking head

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

I’ve proven the above content is illegitimate already

 

[Skitarii]

Why are gun shows so white?

Cuz black people already got gun shows as soon as they step outside their homes, amirite?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

30 mass shootings over 200 years with only 10 of those getting into double digits doesn't seem too bad.

My dick has grown an elbow.

Time to inform reddit.

getting your dick flayed results in the ultimate “post-nut clarity”.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What, you're telling the that the woman can have absolute choice over her own body, and just not become a cum dumpster?
I don't believe you.

Somewhere, somehow, an mpreg-fetishizing fujoshi's nipples just got hard, and she doesn't know why.

Excuse me, how much does she charge for this ass shot?

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

And no, I did not pay for this.

Nor should you have, that's a terrible picture. What kind of simp loser would willingly pay for this weak ass shit?

Not sure why the witches are mad. If they ever do put something in their ovens besides vegan chicken nuggets, they can just use this old abortion remedy:

• Light a candle
• Drink a gallon of home brewed parsley tea
• Swallow the wax and chant “FETUS DELETUS” at the moon until your mom comes knocking on your bedroom door