random_text.txt

[NigKid]

WHAT IS SHE EVEN SAYING??? MOSHI MOSHI FRIED RICE HIROSHIMA DESU!!??

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I don’t simp for Null and haven’t for months.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Dude I'm mad at high school. I'm leaving the US..

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They've been trying to tentacle rape that particular school girl for years now, and they've got more than enough debased shekels to throw at the problem.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The goverment is giving aborted babies AR-15's.

You act like they aren't going to open up a coat-hanger depot in the building right beside Goku's Chalupas.

Someone has to make that slut. Someone has to cum in a woman.

If you ban the gays, we're all gunna have to buy our drugs from angry minorities and paranoid white guys. And the quality will be very questionable. If there's anything you can rely on the gays for, it's the quality of their drugs, fair prices and reluctance to shoot you.

Anyone else tired of the comparisons to Handmaid's Tale?

I don't think the baby is going to testify, especially if it's dead.

and seriously, mai-chan's daily life? people are getting upset about that shit? shit's a fucking classic, i'm surprised that there are people who are still shocked by it.

Burnie's Law: Every woman affiliated or tangentially affiliated with RoosterTeeth will, at some point, whore themselves out on OnlyFans for money, become a broken Danger Hair, or both.

Not sure what I expected from a She Ra profile pic.

Cool, I'd still watch it on a pirate site.

 

[Coelacanth]

Legit or not he's probably perma tarred for daring to interact with confirmed evil bastard Christopher O'LGBTkiller

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

One of my favourite things about the Farms is the amount I learn simply from lolcows getting owned by people who know what they’re talking about.

 

[Table Country]

Can we know the horsepower of the Dark Side?

That mike makes her look like Hitler in a fat suit.

@Android raptor why are you so obsessed with babies? What did they do to you?

Stewie and Angelica Pickles steal her mail.

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

I’ve bought a dog called “Syndrome”. Down Syndrome, down….

 

[Meat Target]

Post-Birth Abortion sounds like a death metal song, not a viable policy that should be taken seriously.

 

[Aunt Carol]

All these gender munchkins think they have gotten their hands on Cute Anime Boy serum when they are really injecting Wallace Shawn juice.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Humidity and sweating makes me feel alive, makes me want to fuck.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Your insolence, your Neo-Liberal vulgar atomised disdain for life has aroused me.

 

[I am vomit]

Evil white women like you need to be tamed by black dicks.

Clown with titties got me actin a bit unwise

I love that despite there being someone with actual down syndrome in the picture the troon is clearly the retarded one.

The tranch is a true role model and inspiration. This post inspired me to book a dentist appointment

Someone explain why when I search twitter for ‘trans genocide’ the results are mainly porn?

Is genocide horny now??

Black folx like me are beyond 'shame', sweetie. All of you will submit to us.

Never forget the dark days of the 1990s, when homosexuals used to gather in secret basements to watch "Will and Grace" and trade contraband Melissa Etheridge CDs.

Oh boy, I’ve never gotten an autograph from a sex offender before!

I love fujoshis. There is something so utterly Cronenbergian about it; all these gender munchkins think they have gotten their hands on Cute Anime Boy serum when they are really injecting Wallace Shawn juice.

Alright big girl Raptor, for most animals it's fight or flight, for rabbits it's flight or fuck, how scalely is the pussy? Let's do this, clearly you need some proper lovin.

She is a virus, our black dicks finna be the cure.

Stop larping as a nigger online.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

I don't really vibe with spontaneous anal unfortunately

Here is a cup of cope for your Sunday morning:

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"I always thought being able to penetrate was super duper important to me, then I got the frankencock and realised its not so important after all. Not because it is just a limp piece of flesh and doesn't actually function like a penis, no siree. Definitely thats not the case. It turns out im just not really into sex"

Sure thing dude bro.

"I don't really vibe with spontaneous anal unfortunately" it's in the image.

 

[Ken Barlow]

deal with it I guess, fag.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He looks nothing like a woman but would probably get girls if he joined an indie band. He could be the third most attractive member, after the singer and lead guitarist. Bass player material.

 

[Snekposter]

why are jews so insufferably annoying about the holocaust and shit? like we got it. your grandpa was baked or something idk. fuck off.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's all fun and games until someone's feelings get hurt.

It is interesting and appalling to me that these retards look at the miracle of fermentation and conclude yet again a form of gnosis or transhumanism or whatever, rather than being humbled by this evidence that there is a mysterious force outside of themselves that animates the material world, and can transform one thing into another, life out of death.

See Uncle Ted for more details on what’s wrong with you.

Gives new meaning to that old song We Are The World.

A neovag is like a bootleg action figure. The design is wonky and it's going to fall apart five minutes after you start playing with it.

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I could straight up murder The Rock if he consented.

Some guys fuck couch cushions, shampoo bottles, sheep and goats, the list goes on. If a penis can fit in it, best believe a penis will go in it.

Yarrr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares.

Tldr the world of sandwich making is a lawless wasteland, eat fresh motherfuckers

If a woman can't crank one out in a rape victim's group therapy session then it's basically the Handmaid's Tale.

 

[Skitarii]

Most people are related to someone who is mentally retarded, most people are NOT related to a wanted transexual criminal rapist who also happens to be the Fastest Transwoman Alive.