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[Hamplanet Fitness]

A fedora would actually be an improvement over the button-festooned bucket hat she wears.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

You mean "kys" as in NyKYSnottrans, Nyk?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Can you groom people over Microsoft Teams?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

That's why I pick my nose and eat the dried mucus. LGBTQ. The B stands for boogers. Why are you so transphobic?

 

[Shard]

First time I saw this term I read it as Scholastic Terrorism and was wondering if people were threatening to bomb book fairs or something.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's a blessing that we can have literally every game made in the 20th century on a memory card small enough to fit in your urethra.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I'm just happy canadian tax dollars are wasted on reading my shitty posts.

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen a cow on here sexualize Jar Jar or another member of his species

Please Venmo me 50000 potato’s

WE MUST DELIST KIWIFARMS FROM ASKJEEVES.COM

Null may be a transgender woman but at least she didn't try to fuck a dog

GOD THIS THREAD HAS GOT ME FEELING SO ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL HNNNNNNG LET US MISGENDER MORE INNOCENT TRANSWOMXYN F.R.E.N.S YES YES

Lolcowpalooza

The best part is we don't have to do anything. All we need to do is just exist and people will scream at us and lose their fucking minds.

Bro, your name is literally Prolapse lmao

We're the Injuns of the internet. Once we roamed the web, shitposting as we pleased in harmony with the internet, but then the troons colonized our spaces and pushed us onto the reservation, and now they want to take even that away from us. Chief Null has bravely led the resistance against these settlers so we might shitpost in peace as he tries negotiating with the government agents for a better treaty.

Imagine being the janny who had to count how many times a dude's balls were mentioned.

Edit: Okay, I found the problem. The problem was that I'm still a fucking retard,

To summarize:

1) you're fat

Everything on my computer, from the OS, to this browser, all of it, is 100% pirated. All the trannie porn on my computer is also pirated cos fuck all you sex worker trannies.

I mean, clearly the next step after trying to destroy the Internet is to become an e-thot

 

[S.C.U.D.]

There are so many layers of irony in combining video of Hitler with a fucking Katy Perry song I don't even know where to begin lol.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

yes, i find an assword manager quite useful for storing my asswords such as buttocks, butt, asshole, anus, behind, shitter, etc..

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Ex-homeless, dying, obese schizo-effective bipolar mental case on the government dole who haunted the streets of some small Washington city hunting for young girls has now merchandised his internet persona, of which he had no control over or even want to exist, in order to fleece a couple shekels from people globally who gawk at watching the car crash of his life, and of which he believes are his “fans”, so he can buy some sushi a couple times a month.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Reddit is where the weekest, lowest form of self-righteous pussies go to feel strong.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Give me a fucking break, nutn. No "normie" is going to sit through your long-ass rambles. I only make it through because I'm borderline autistic and watch semi-ironically.

There needs to be research done on the unique-name-to-tranny pipeline

Nothing says progressive quite like finding whatever cripple you hired by mistake and forcing them to podcast about being crippled while avoiding saying anything negative about the company

Best side hustle is selling drugs, these people are clueless.

Damn the right answers are already the most obvious

 

[Blackhole]

So what do we call the inevitable and predictable response? Kvetchlash? Oy-Veyled threats? Those good old Shoah-tunes?

Joe has been stricken with a sudden case of rigger mortis.

Well, yes, People Are Fucking Retards™.

distributed denial of sex

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

If Hitler was alive today he'd have a KF thread (if not an entire subforum like Gunt and Fuentes).

I reckon Rudolf Hess would secretly shitpost here and Himmler would unironically fedpost.

Goebbels would have a lengthy thread of his own, a good chunk of which is devoted to his adventures banging catboys.

The reason he and Rohm hate each other would probably be related to Rohm stealing all the catboys and cucking him.

Meanwhile Hitler himself would just be a groomer (as he was IRL).

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

>Big Black Bioluminescent Cock

 

[PhoBingas]

HE'S STILL KOREAN. BIGOTS

 

[Return of the Freaker]

My wanting to bang Hillary friend of sorts, you know the jews do shit on the downlow.

Just remember blacks are weak to water-type, jews weak to fire-type, and that trannies are weak to psychic type and you're set for any outing.

Will they be sent to re-education camps and have a "Kiwi of Null" tattoo'd on them to identify them?

 

[The Line]

" i struggle to sleep at night having nightmares that i'm doxxing myself on twitter, i wake up a lot during the night because of it "

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Regardless of whether it's fiction or not, I could have really done without reading any of that.

I've noticed the more redditors attempt to show off how much they know about a subject, the more typos they make

Hey, was it this thread that had a screenshot of a lesbian whining she can't seduce a girl, and, if you paid attention to text, it was kinda obvious the girl in question is her sister/relative?

Some retard wrote their own little fanfic in the comments about an autist being bullied and then euthanized in Nazi Germany.

I want to call this a troll, but he's stupid enough that I can see him actually being a person who exists.

"I support trans people and will call them by their pronouns but I'm just not interested in any penis unless it's my father's"

Redditors all think that they have something insightful or touching to say, but really they're all boring little people with meaningless lives just like everyone else.

I always rate anything calling Boogie fat informative.

Null should adopt this business model and charge $1 whenever someone wants to use the autistic rating.

Man, imagine going to the Kiwi fucking Farms and not only doxing yourself, but doxing yourself while you have scat fanfiction out there.

Here some ABDL diaper cringe.

>Their persona name is Pissy Missy.
>They draw themself as a girl.

Calling it now this is a troon.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

When you're a transvestite Halloween is everyday bro.