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[Meat Target]

You must be new here. Fat, Stupid, and Narcissistic is our house specialty.

 

[Sprate Header]

User is Turkish and underage. He's banned.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You know, he's right. We should stop being faggots, stop being weak, pathetic people, and we should share pictures of our significant others with the Internet, because that's freedom and/or fun. Don't forget to shove bottles up your ass while you do this, too.

 

[Vott]

 

[Table Country]

Come to think of it, there some distinct similiarities between Hitler and Lowtax

 

[Cats]

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have no dick and I still know putting it in her would be a terrible idea.

As someone who is stupid, I also think his pubes look weird, and I don't know why.

 

[Where's Waldo?]

It's like if Andy Warhol and Jean-Michel Basquiat got an MRA transman pregnant and the kid was raised in a bubble on display in a San Francisco art gallery with nothing but the soundtrack to the video game Road Rage pumped in through the speakers for 18 years.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

if null has replied to your post does that mean you're 4 degrees separated from trump?

This whole alpha/beta/sigma/whatever thing is just astrology for men.

I'm very disappointed the new registrations don't have a gigantic spinning star of david with glowing rainbow text spelling "NEWFAG" attached to each of their posts.

People give him a wide berth in public, though that his partly because of his large girth.

I think the real moral is stop playing roblox as an adult.

Hey NZ police, I think Brenton Tarrant is a piece of shit who killed little kids. That’s a quote.

Oh boy…I’ve been in the lolcow community for awhile actually and I have been doing that…the autism thing is just an observation I’ve made while in this niche little community.

Of course the Zoofaggot is taken in by the Episcopal Church.

Do not defame us with the blood libel of being "journalists," who are a cabal of filth.

I tend to think of myself as a student of the human condition, but I'm just a tard drama connoiseur.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

It’s a bit like those people who have stopped using soap or shampoo who tell you that they don’t smell, and they know this because everyone tells them they don’t. They do, of course but people just don’t want the drama of saying ‘Brian, please just have a bath, you smell like a wet dog.’

elective cosmetic tracheostomy

vent diagram.

Have you considered that the reason you hate your body is because you're so fucking fat not even anesthesia works properly?

Nigga look like hobgoblin

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RIP to the boobs slaughtered in this thread.

rip skinny legend wiv da angles now.

Has he really not showered since surgery?

How ladylike.

Some cis vaginas are situated at a 45 degree mediolateral angle, AMIRITE ladies?

Come to think of it how the fuck do you get that fat eating squirrels? I wonder if she fishes them out of tree nests like a spastic hungry possum

boost me daddy

I'm going to start using 'More soul retrievals need to be done first' as an excuse to get out of anything.

You will never be a women, please get sepsis and die.

I guess the pickle is chunky because it's constantly swollen from surgical complications.

I genuinely enjoy looking at pictures of people's kids

Anything is possible if you lie

an extramarital ghost affair with alleged ghost rape

noodle armed diabetic ass

You want to lose me as a customer? Start parading fatties, troons, and enbythings across your website.

what the fuck is this uneducated bro trying to say in his first sentence? I've read it five times over, and I cannot parse it. Do I need to get high and try again?

her little genetic abomination.

Having fantasies of ripping someone apart with your succubus demon claws is not the same as real homicidal urges.

her balls seem to be healing a bit

she looks like Jacksepticeye on meth.

Less insta baddie more nursing home.

I'm saying this as someone who's been threadbanned from every discussion on ugly children on this site

Y'all better calm down and sip mommy's sizzurp.

she usually looks like a psycho eyed hammerhead shark circling behind a little fish.

The kid can use cutlery, get him off your tit.

down syndrome knockoff of the illuminati.

Snappy pins and Tweets are more their reading level.

congrats on your inescapable otherworldly horror bro

Women use strap-ons. Real men dance at the urinal milking their flatworms and sing them lullabies.

"My GP is abusing me and refuses to give me more Percocets because I'm FAT!" saga.

"Did you know there are no disabled, obese, albino Joggers in the videogames cis White men like to play? Does that make you feel bad about yourself, you fat, ugly, autistic nigger?"

Harry is (allegedly) a closet homosexual who fucked his fellow soldiers and possibly even Obama himself.

They have more leeway because right now the prevailing stereotype is that gay men are all inoffensive queens with good taste in fashion (the last one is easily disproven).

This made me want to shoot myself, I love it.

clitoral burial

 

[Gentlebastard]

"He called me a man," says Nazi, before being shot in self-defense, after viciously assuming Door Dash driver's pronouns when he identified as "it."

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Stabmaster Arson II

Israel and hell being the prime locations for them.

 

[Shush]

Big deal, I literally just joined a few days ago and am already much more respected than you are lol

 

[Cats]

 

[Cats]

 

[demicolon]

The only possible way Christian could even come close to redeeming himself for ruining American shemale porn for ever, is to douse himself in paraffin, set himself alight and dance the Watusi for five minutes screaming while the camera focuses solely on him.

 

[WolfeTone]

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You could finger complete strangers.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I'm against it. Only time it's fine is when there's no reproduction. So you can have friends, acquaintances etc. of a different race. But mating with other races is bad. It disconnects us from our ancestors, the places on earth we evolved and ultimately nature itself. I'm Pagan so I guess that colors my view a bit.
I don't believe in race realism or racial supremacy. There are no superior or inferior races. They are all beautiful in their own way. I believe racial supremacy is actual racism, but terms get so abused these days.
I'm also literally not sexually attracted to non-whites. I think that preference should be as unquestionable and acceptable as being gay, bi etc.

I'm only talking about humans here. If monster girls were real and mixing with a human diluted their species, I'd be against that too.

 

[Blackhole]

Jut stop being faggots and jannies won't have to clean up the spedghetti you threw all over the walls.

If people could stop being faggots there probably wouldn't be like, packs of people in the streets right now hollering about people being faggots.

“The hallmark of freedom is a recognition of the sacred personality of man, and its acceptance decries discrimination on the basis of race, or creed or colour. Canadians have a message to give to the world. We are composed of many racial groups, each of which must realize that only by forbearance and mutual respect, only by denial of antagonism or prejudice based on race, or creed, or even surname, can breaches in unity be avoided in our country. National unity in Canada is not only an ideal — it is a necessity — based on ordinary common sense." - John Diefenbaker

"It became my abiding purpose to see every Canadian not only secure in his liberty, but secure in the knowledge of his fundamental rights and freedoms. It distressed me that those who were neither British nor French in origin were not treated with the regard that non-discrimination demands. I was even more distressed that many contended they would never become Canadians. My determination to see the Bill of Rights a reality was increased by experiences during and after the Second World War. Even now, I am still somewhat amazed at the opposition I encountered in trying to forward a Canadian Bill of Rights." - John Diefenbaker

It's the crematorium where this morning six million brave trannies and BIPOCs were genocided in the Honkocaust. We must never forget.

If you still trust the institution of law enforcement after the past two years, you may be retarded.

This thread is like a beehive except all the bees have autism

"It's "trans women", there's a space between the adjective and noun"
Yeah it's a rather large space between the trans and the woman.
Insurmountable, even.