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[doodoocaca]

Theres plenty of faggots that want this shit for all of us, at the end of the day we're all in the same boat, and it seems the Band stopped playing.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Schools are for niggers.

 

[cherrysour]

It's just a fat rash when you fat past fat hundred lbs.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Makes me wonder if mtf's get phantom dick

What about phantom-boob in FTMs?

Was this generated by AI? I refuse to believe "Transgender Anne Frank Impersonator" is a thing.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I can't fit an entire desktop PC up my bumhole and it's pretty fucking disrespectful of you to imply that Caroline Farrow can fit one up hers. She's right here reading the thread, dude.

What do you do for a job? I beat on perps with a club. What perps do you beat with a club? Pedos!

No it's not, even retarded smackheads in jail put burner phones up their bumholes.

My brother in Christ, can we forego telling this poor woman to put things up her ass?

Sometimes I can't even wrap my head around just how widely disappointed I am in the human species.

>Can't sneed well due to Clearnet never coming back because of American troons.
>Can't simp for /ourgirl/ cause she's literally restricted by the Orwellian regime of UK(ek) for sneeding here.

Does all of West deserve a cleansing bros?

 

[Meat Target]

I'm tired of your shit threads. You are clearly less than 18 and it's more than apparent you need to watch less anime.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Reddit is the only company where the employees going on strike will make the product better.

a lot of ethots realize they've shared their asshole with the world for the price of a couple burgers from McDonald's and not all of them will be rich and famous off of it

They're not slaves if they're servile grovelers doing it for free who could be replaced by people equally as pathetic by tomorrow.

I've been in bumfuck, middle of nowhere, neighborhoods built with little old churches in the center, kind of southern towns that had sushi places. They weren't near the coast either.

Granted, they sucked. But they had them.

atleast thats what youtube has taught me

I would like to normalize launching these retards into the sun.

The phlegmy, wet rumble to his voice makes it almost unbearable to watch now.

If any mods wants to add a note to my posts above that I was dumb and wrong feel free!

i'm being a stupid baby child, I realized as I typed the above. The whole thing with cows is that they simply don't learn. It's an essential cow quality. I'm sorry I'm so stupid.

What in the nigger-loving faggot fuck is a "drag laureate"?

I wonder if there's more trannies named Luna than there are named Alice at this point.

They may have to create a new category to properly represent the disaster, a Superduperfund site.

I mean sure, you could have queer, yiddish plant based food for free, but why would you want to?

Hello fellow wetbacks!

You’re a selfish coomer so none of that even applies to you why are you whining about it?

I can't say I could have imagined a time when being selfish was considered a virtue, but here we are.

So many words of copium just to say she loves being a whore.

Thanks for sharing this. It's great to see something nice in these Clown World days.

dang
and I thought that Anne Frank Drag Killer was the single post multihit combo

Now this is a total retard war I love to see.

You just need to shove his head in the toilet and keep flushing. It will take a while, but eventually heart failure and exhaustion would do the job.

 

[keytar]

What rules over you guys now? Jews? Niggers? Sandniggers?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It's about time to reveal this. I am Caroline Farrow's alt and I will blow out the faggot brains of every nigger cop who enters my premises. You have been warned. Heil Hitler

 

[Meat Target]

I refuse to believe that is a real person and instead will insist you forgot the "(horribly evil) AI generated image" note.

Fuck me, who shaved a yeti and let it loose?

 

[Fannyscum]

Null vindicated by a California judge:

"It's hard to explain, but she's used internet memes in order to try and troll me by dressing my son basically in anti-me regalia. I would ask that be disallowed by the Court."

THE COURT: "I'm not sure what's wrong with corn"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I was so looking forward to enjoying prison

Imagine being felted by a brain damaged drunk.

Its coming. He had a hearing this week

If you've managed to get a site like 4chan on your side through sheer niceness, then I'd say you've become the very antithesis of what a lolcow is.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

He looks like such a sad little twitching goblin. Any timestamps for turkey gobbling?

Tetanus and Gas Gangrene, here I come!

 

[Anne Hyroe]

How did I never notice this interaction before?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

you nitpicking Talmudic cocksucker

Rick woke up from his meatloaf coma to continue the fight

They are protecting their main export, ladyboys.

What a wonderful way to start a Friday. Thanks shit lips

 

[Meat Target]

You get a similar effect by teaching a Furby to say enjoy prison and no child at random points during the day but it's less fat and gross and doesn't build shitty furniture.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Tranny who lives in multi-million dollar home stabs Jew daddy dentist in a fight a few days ago. Apparently also a drag queen who went by "Menorah Horowitz". I wish I was making this up.

I want those motherfuckers to know that they are paying for porn on the internet and not just typing in boobs into google images

if you've ever been to 4chan, you can sometimes tell whats real, and whats just a FBI agent on K talking about glock switches and trying to honeypot someone

you can be a fulfilled person without having a higher body count than the Clintons

I was so looking forward to enjoying prison and I'm not there yet!

Turns out it's some 1942 gmod Rping Patriot Front member (no I'm not saying the gmod part for comedic effect I am being dead serious.)

Troon me once, shame on you. Troon me thrice... couldn't think of anything clever (coffee hasn't kicked in)

"Never thought I'd die fighting next to a Average Redditor"

"What about side by side with a shitposter?"

Nothing is more painful to a redditor than a bit of truth and reality.

The universe offers very few reliable constants you can always rely on. Death and taxes are the two best-known ones. But the stupidity and scumminess of porn whores is another.

no joke, when tito fucking ortiz is the sane one you know you are a fuck up

Those toilets deserve the Medal of Honor for what they went through.

Can it even be considered a small southern town if there's not a sketchy Chinese restaurant?

Edit: sorry, I rarely visit this thread but jesus fucking christ

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This site is an autism melting pot of obsessive freaks. Do you expect people to not act autistic and obsessive here?

 

[RACISM]

Would anyone have a copy of the video where Lord Bung is talking about his broken ass?

My brother in christ I just saw a man rape and jizz 69 people to a catchy 60's tune,

 

[Pissmaster]

you can remember juneteenth is the nineteenth of june because Nine starts with N just like Nigger

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