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[Gentlebastard]

I quit reading this when I got the overwhelming urge to find the author and give them a swirlie.

This is the end game of niggers. High trust societies will no longer exist.

Niggers have ruined the basic foundations of how the consumer economy operates. It's kind of amazing when you think about it.

So, good job at actually literally setting us back a century?

Are internet users illiterate now?? Do they need all their preachings in video form with sassy little edits? I am absolutely an old man yelling at clouds with this nonsense.

Total pajeet death, now.

Is Elmo gonna cut his muppet dick off now?

Hahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Fat Shaming Real Hahahaha Fat Nigger Just Walk Away From The McDonalds Like Fat Nigger Just Close Your Mouth Haha

Non-psychos don't threaten to murder their wives and unborn children

>The knobs on your stove are unmelted

Bigot.

he's incapable of understanding that we think he's a clown and are here for a laugh. the total absence of humor in his personality might be one of the more pathetic things about him tbqh.

Oh look. Autogynephilia and a fetish collar. Shocking.

Seriously, how can any reasonable person look at this and not immediately realize how severely autistic this person is?

It's just like a boycott only even more virtuous and less impactful.

 

[NoReturn]

I have no affiliation with Argos or niggers in general

 

[SiccDicc]

@Big Ed's Oxycodone Stash 8:31:11 PM:
Got some stinky Ed balls for you guys to smell
@JoshPlz 8:31:18 PM:
served on used disposable plastic plates that were washed in the local chemical poop river

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Society A.) Buttsex is banned, but in return children go unmolested.

Society B.) Buttsex is legal, but a lot of children get molested.

Yeah its a real tough choice there pal.

Not sure if A makes sense, the Dar al-Islam is pretty legendary for its number of chomos.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I've recently become too autistic after observing the dark side of Japan. I must counteract this before I've become a hopeless incomprehensible husk of insanity

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

Who would take that fat bitch's advice on anything other than how to be a big fat bitch?

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

I never knew our cyberpunk future and corporate lockdowns would be hasten by a race so dumb they wash chicken in lukewarm water before cooking.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage."

(This post was not spondored by Argos, I have no affiliation with Argos or niggers in general).

As an autistic side note unrelated to either post I am quoting,

-"I'm the beauty standard, I'm body goals, I'm a strong independent bla--"
-"lol u fat"
-[3 hours of fat screeching]

Bitch, that shit you make isn't music. You can't quit what you don't do.

By Odin's hairy asshole, I am not going to buy a fresh pineapple or an avocado unmolested. I am going to go all Biden on those things, touching them all very inappropriately, squeezing and fondling them shamelessly until I find the one that is just the right ripeness for my perverse desires. I will not be cucked by a "Shopping Assistant", only able to get their sloppy produce-seconds.

Be the lulz you want to see in the world.

Our Great Filter is going to be Niggers.

The platypus is also a freak even by marsupial standards. Even the multidicked echidna is less weird.

NOOOO I CAN'T CUSTOMIZE MUH REDDITERINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i could keep sperging about this one story, but I think I'm more MATI at the fact some degen would even make up some story like this for reddit karma. fuck you

Circumstantial evidence and observation from the best pig scientists in the world infer that the Pig is no longer welcome at Hooligan's Super Bar.

You have been instructed many hundreds of times to cease posting on Kiwi Farms. Continuing to do so counts as felonious fed posting. Enjoy prison.

No mentally healthy person would consider a troll imitating his toilet to be a serious threat to their reputation, much less CoRrecT thE ReCoRd on every tweet.

Regardless of who wins, we win.

We do however have evidence that he's just really, really fucking stupid so I'll stick with that for now.

he's so fat he outweighs the needs of the many

 

[doodoocaca]

I'm amazed theres anyone at Dilation Done Quick that isnt a fucking troon tbh.

 

[Spud]

To think, that the guy stealing and drinking some poor mothers breast milk is the same guy calling us all Nazi's and demanding that Kiwi Farms get taken off the internet.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

>be girl
>decide to become tranny
>time to pick a new name
>choose russell greer

 

[Gentlebastard]

If you need to brag about having seen bestiality porn, you should probably kill yourself.

It's like you newfags are getting cloned but each clone is faultier and more retarded than the last generation

I'm far from perfect, but I think I can say pretty conclusively that I'm morally superior to someone who goes to jail for fucking a dog on video.

If I were this weak minded I would kill myself for the betterment of society.

If anybody asks "how does someone coping and seething look like?", you just link this article.

If null could somehow make money out of retardation then with this userbase he'd be able to build a space laser to deal with the consent accident enjoyer.

The good thing about another four years of Trump is that people will be strapping M80's to their TV sets in a desperate bid to get away from the "news".

A daily reminder journos deserve the gallows.
In minecraft.

Uh-oh. Nazis wore clothes and breathed air, fam a lam. Better cut that shit right out.

I'm still bitter about the media completely misunderstanding/misrepresenting "troll" and "trolling" as it pertains to online interactions.

our biggest error in Vietnam was not war criming the entire Viet Cong

Imagine being such a failed male you have to take over lesbian knitting circles.

You are cleaning up the virtual shit-stained bathrooms of the Internet in your own time for the sole benefit of an enormous corporation and YOU DO IT FOR FREE.

He's a fat attention whore who is fat and has bitch tits.

The absolute seething of jannies keeps me going man. I love that shit.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Why are you speculating on gorilla penis

 

[ForTheHoard]

Remember:

All those priests who raped altar boys were homosexuals.

The Catholic Church hid the crimes of LGBTQ members.

 

[Flexo]

You know, the more I hear about this Adolf Hitler fella, the more I don't care for him.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Josh just denounced Hitler, how long until everything returns to normal?

oops ninja'ed by the monke

I just watched the stream and it was interesting to see all the Cozy people talk about pedophilia

You spoil us, Mein Geber.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Thousands of years from now, some archeologist will uncover the alpacagrave and be terribly terribly confused. They might think the tranch was a mass sacrifice of some kind.

He opens with his classic bit, "What's the deal with threatening to murder your pregnant ex-wife with a brick?"

I actually agree with them but because it's Reddit they're annoying.

LMAO this nigga is still using the Kermit sipping tea meme template in the year of our lord 2023, how embarrassing.

Truthfully, even though he was a spergy little Jew, I agreed with much of what he stood for when it came to open access and railing against the increasing corporatization and consolidation of the internet.

I only know French and I checked the Francafrique subs to see if anything was going on and it seems normal. Weird amount of fat white women asking /r/Cameroon about things they can do for their boyfriend, like usual.

Remember CHAZ? That's what happens when these types try keeping a plant alive.

he could squash this whole debt issue once and for all by simply filming a sex tape.

Not by releasing it, obviously, but setting up a GoFundMe to guarantee its destruction.

I realized the reason he looks like an ugly girl is because he is a male high school nerd, with a textbook punchable high school nerd face.

"Tehee Skye, of course I see you as a real and valid anime girl just like me, totally! I just uhhh... I'm ace honey, that's it " [goes back to watch hentai and hornypost on their iamsohorny.cafe Mastodon instance]

Please don't insult trashmen, who do legitimate (and often well-paid work) for society, unlike man of pig who has been a drain (or clogging the drain you see, because he's fat) on society his entire fucking life.

Demon Baby No.1 is being raised by a BPD whore and some random Mexican, and Demon Baby No.2 is being raised by a literal pedophile and whatever lunatic allows her into their paddock next.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Oh fuck all the way off to the far side of fuck then fuck off some more

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

*grabs ur nuts*
what now big guy