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[Positron]

"I have a diagnosed savant syndrome meaning I'm basically Mewtwo."

 

[Pedophobe]

This ain't the Samaritans.

I got my hopes up for almost nothing

 

[Staffy]

 

[Gentlebastard]

Bear in mind that in SJ circles "almost raped" can mean anything from "I was held down and had to physically fight off a throbbing penis" to "someone called me by my morning pronouns at 12:15."

Good luck to you and gtfo.

Don't worry, little nigga.

You can have your own thread.

Obviously the dudes retarded and doesn't have an understanding of religion beyond what a 9th grader could learn from the early sex pest atheist youtubers

at one point he looks at the camera and pulls his t shirt down in a classic fat guy move

I HATE FLOWCHARTPOSTING I HATE FLOWCHARTPOSTING I HATE FLOWCHARTPOSTING

Pooner gets more feminine after three months of T. Chef's kiss.

Suicide bait somewhere else and fuck off.

Indians unironically believe that witches inhabit bathrooms.

This is so fucking stupid. Just shoot the niggers. Dead niggers can't steal. It's cheaper as well. Dead niggers can't steal or get welfare.

Perhaps I can interest you with a brick to hit people in the face with when they start saying trannies should be able to compete in female sports?

"I wasn't good enough because I am a girl."

That's what I'm always telling women, finally this girl gets it.

Was it not written in the Constitution? "Thou shalt not trouble the most sacred nigger in any way"

does this nigger really have a heart shaved on to his fade

The next time I see a tranny I'm going to high five him for giving payback for all the Male Spaces being infiltrated and ruined over the past decades.

Shit, let's go back to the Globe Theater days, when they'd throw rotten tomatoes. Treat entertainers like they have been historically: lower than hookers.

I can't hear you over [your character here] screaming my name as I ravage them.

Must be a cold day in hell if a jew refused money.

I would not put it past a dude in India to wait in the women shitter to try to rape them.

What if getting raped and murdered by a wacko online stranger gives me gender euphoria, though?

I know the retard thunderbowl doesn't like kikes, but I'm kind of fond of them. They have cool hats and very efficient candleholders, and people with credit card debt get mad at them and try to carve their hearts out.

If you kill someone who was going to commit suicide anyway, is it really murder?

Flabbergasted is really the only word I know that fits my reaction to this.

This is not something an adult with at least a 70 IQ would believe, even if they are in India.

Either stop posting entirely or embrace your autism here and try to fit in. We're all autists here, so really the bar to fitting in is not that high.

Fool, don't you know that every pest carries all their official documentation and conspiracy plans with them at all times? All it takes is one leak, and all the trolls are outed!

He also has subscriptions to Disney+ instead of pirating his content like us real Americans

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.

Seriously, someone more transphobic than I am deserves the honor.

You missed the lesson where in modern alpha male society, every single discussion immediately devolves into a discussion of either circumcision, Nazism, veganism, or involuntary celibacy. Are you some kind of female? Have you been circumcised?

The fact that the phrase ‘her penis’ isn’t treated with the same derision as ‘high-functioning blackout drunk’ is a real triumph of social engineering.

(Thanks Apple for designing an OS usable by any ape with even minimal frontal lobe development)

So what I have learned is that with great slurs comes great responsibility on the farms

I'm not sure I would classify this guy as a tranny (more of a non-binary type) but he's an absolute goldmine of cringe and I've been keeping him to myself for years.

"Queer Encounters With Race and Gender While Package Handling for FedEx"

I felt like I couldn't keep this lolcow to myself any longer and had to share his existence with you lovely people.

white trash nigger faggot.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@nippleonbonerfart

It's a good thing the farms are merely an open air TORlet full of low IQ savages

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I only have about 2 seconds before I start to get limp again when I look at the numbers. Plus I'm using one of those shitty bendy school rulers because I don't have a proper dick ruler.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

FUCKYOU AMELICAN HAMBUGUR FLENCH FLY MCDONARD. FAT MANOBESE FAT MAN IN RORRY WHEECHAIR. GO WARMART GO SAM CRUB EAT POTATO CHIP. CHINA GIVE U BOMB, CHINA GIVE U SWINE FRU YOU DIE ME RAFF

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

"someone called me by my morning pronouns at 12:15."

 

[clipartfan92]

I never knew so many fields were similar to jacking off pigs.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Originator of the Trans Reddit thread that turned into the Tranny Sideshow thread is a troon himself and has been autistically rambling everywhere he goes, like so:

i have a zero depth frankenpussy and i think its kinda cool.

 

[Shard]

I don't feel bad for fags getting chemical burns around their ass

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

They have to cram his turntable sound effect e/eir pronouns into their callouts.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Osterperosis is gender euphoric.

The "dick shrine" with crucifix dicks, candles, and a fleshlight just screams "mental illness".

Nothing wrong with spiting on people if they consent to it (Deuteronomy 25:9)

How the fuck are cheetos gay, they're fucking cheetos.

Baby is being held in place by Shein spandex and a prayer.

sure is a cool time to be mentally ill!

It is flat, depressing and disgusting, like a trash bag filled with cottage cheese

She now looks vaguely like my aunt who died from early-onset dementia a year or so ago.

you hairy bi-curious mental midget brah.

He needs his parents to help, not some girl to rate his cock.

They spend their days wallowing in pee stained diapers and misery

Man she is transitioning into Downs Syndrome.

It's a shame she didn't stop after the first trampoline poop fight

you traded mediocre whites for retarded niggers

What the fuck even makes a week a long time unless your dick is in a frying pan or something like that.

Did no one tell her that’s a euphemism for AGPs getting their peepees hard from wearing their sisters’ underpants?

poopoo caca injection.

They should both be stoned to death with stale snack cakes. It would be a mercy.

Tfw you buy your fetish gear at the tack store

 

[Gentlebastard]

I know I keep saying it, but we need another Vietnam.

If these arent the end times, they sure as hell deserved to be.

"Noooo you intellectually understimulating slut! Don't block a lightning pokemon with a ghost pokemon!"

I read some terrorists on the internet one time and immediately devoted my life to committing felonies in an international criminal conspiracy.

The hatewatching and rubbernecking just doesn't feel the same without the company of this thread.

I never knew so many fields were similar to jacking off pigs.

I've gotta start racially profiling whole streets more often. I thought MLK drive was the only one I had to worry about...

>woman complains about having to give handjob, does it poorly.

A tale as old as time. A story retold over and over from the start of humanity.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who typed "collecting pig semen" into a search engine.

It's the 21st century. I wanted flying cars, not scooter niggers.

I'm off to church to speak to the manager because this universe is fucked up.

That's the kind of future Jordan Peterson warned us about.

I don't know what I expected a "Pig Wanker" to look like, but she definitely looks like one.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Think about meeting your ancestors in the afterlife: The line of your people, all the way back to the beginning, and they all look at you, knowing that you killed yourself over hairloss, whereas they struggled in war, through plagues and famines, fighting aurochs on the plains and bears in the woods, and God knows what.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Dude, they said not to tell anyone. Now you're going to get kicked out of the rape group.

Surely saying no is the first rule of fight rape club?

Just make sure you rape in the local designated rape arena, the Arby's

We're going to need an intervention for this Walmart fetish you've developed.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

For christ's sake don't use Nair on your butt or anywhere near your hole. Just shave like normal people.

 

[Aunt Carol]

None of you dorks have a flamethrower.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I quit neopets around the time they decided to get into NFTs

Wasn't expecting state sponsored Goatsee in 2023 but there it is.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Can you imagine him with a guide dog? He wouldn't know whether to eat it or rape it