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[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I have like 9 or 10 sock accounts here, sometimes when I'm bored I argue with myself.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

From some random Reddit post about a guy shitting himself after overdosing on pre-workout:

Now I understand what it might have felt like to be Hitler walking out of a room.

TIFU by taking too much preworkout
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/csgD2

 

[clipartfan92]

Hell, if I were a troon, I'd be afraid to fart for fear of shitting my socks.

 

[PetiteFeet]

>Tranny tits are a subscription service

 

[Meat Target]

i hope when he goes through the divorce his wife unleashes a mighty niggerqueef that leaves him gasping for air for days.

 

[Gentlebastard]

She's one of those pseudo intellectuals that writes with a fucking thesaurus next to her because she wants everyone to know she's smurt

The one on the left is Baphomet, not Lucifer.
He has human, animal, male and female characteristics. So, a deity for troons and furries.

I've seen less ridiculous looking clown parades in the past

Thank goodness the internet allows me to observe these degenerates from afar like some kind of fucked up safari.

Gaslighting isn’t real. You’re just imagining it, child.

sorry, I couldn't reply to your extensive and brilliant post of all that degeneracy, hedonism and pedophilia.

Anyone of either sex can be a "lesbian," except for adult female humans who are exclusively attracted to other adult female humans; they're just bigoted transphobic vagina fetishists.

We're all oddballs, so it was nice sharing my morbid fascination with these ladies.

my opinion of journos isn't low enough somehow

*Salt the earth kind of guy

Somewhere there is some poor WW2 veteran Brit seeing those freakshows on his Telly and he's thinking "Maybe Hitler Right".

how many amputee pooners who post amputee fetish art online are there? actually dont answer that, there are probably way more than id ever want to know about.

if i didnt know him to be a literal drooling retard i then would say im sure it has to be him trolling

Edit: it got worse.

I'm waiting for when we can just go out in the streets and hunt troons for sport.

Fuck that kid, hope he gets bullied at school.

things that would utterly destroy normal, mortal men seem to only make Lolcows stronger, allowing them to continue their antics unabated

"SHOUT OUT TO ANIME AND PROZAC"

definitely the most disturbing thing I've seen all day, and it just turned midnight ten minuts ago over here

 

[Meat Target]

Why do I have the urge to pick up a shotgun and chainsaw when I see this? Are you sure this isn't a scene from The Walking Dead?

 

[Spud]

The ladyboy swimsuit competitions in Asia look better.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

God DAMN does it feel nice to be back!

I just remembered my older log-in. Man, I'm retarded.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Ronnie McNutt

africa is one huge thug repository

here's the thing; troons feel identified with the half life 2 stalkers

 

[Pedophobe]

The soyim literally cannot process this.

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Why did you use the same username as your Digimon Youtube channel?

Man, if only there was a handy guide telling you what to do and what not to do when registering your account so shit like this doesn't happen again. Josh sure is one fat greaseball shitalian pizza-loving amerimutt for not putting that literally in the second line of the registration screen.

 

[Anonitolia]

"Please consider how Sonic the Hedgehog would feel before offering him blood sacrifice"

Pop culture gripped me tight and raised my ass from perdition

 

[Gog & Magog]

"This land was stolen. No, we will not return it. In fact - we will be inviting more people to live on it with us"

Gog, I am happy to report that the worst person in my neighbourhood now is me

- @RACISM

 

[Spergichu]

i dont think mumkey wants to talk me to because i made fun of his boyfriend and said he was going to kill himself soon

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You think he died from Sony having no games?

 

[Spud]

Yes, your dignity as the masturbator

 

[LurkTrawl]

That is the face of a woman who gave so many handjobs to pigs that she permanently destroyed both of her arms.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That's a really long-winded way of saying "I dunno", sorry.

We may be arseholes and stalkers, but I'd like to hope that none of us prey on stupid, messed up kids that have been groomed by deviant adults.

Female to roman marble statue Twitter

Bravo, unknown troll, a very skillful winding up. I look forward to your future career with interest.

I wouldn't want to be doomed to a life of washing the pink fart blanket either.

"Emotional neglect" = I am an attention whore and my parents wouldn't put up with it.

I apologize for giving anyone who reads that eye cancer.

He laughs fatly as he knows there is no prison big enough to hold him. Unless they clear out Australia or some shit.

There is a great Australian saying that I think applies here: "Fuck off, we're full".

Do you remember all those times you texted me, child?

I do, child. And so did the prosecutor, the judge, and the jury. They were so incensed by the fact that you're a sociopath waived all your legal rights to due process and super-convicted you. That's right, child. They didn't just convict you. They super-mega-1, 2, 3 no oopsie-doodles-stalker-child convicted you.

Jack is like Antaeus, son of the earth goddess. As long as he's in contact with that which granted him existence, in this case Fat and Meat, he remains invincible. Feed Jack a Caprese sandwich, basil, tomato, with vegan mozzarella. He'll be dead before the second bite.

it's some falseflag by an autist absolutely buttblasted at another autist

vegan mozzarella.

Jihad. Jihad on you.

bro you gotta join us in the secret hideout in tora bora where the kiwi farm servers are

"No time for the old in-and-out love, I'm about to have me nuts chopped off."

this is not your regular ol run of the mill sweatshop and plastic resell website

Behold, a troon with the most dainty and feminine of careers, being a computer programmer who specializes in Linux graphics drivers

It is in the DSM, it’s called being an absolute fucking retard.

Got to say, "give me money because the voices in my head say so" is a hell of a pitch.