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[Hepativore]

Is there a way to have fun with feces safely during sex? What are the risks? I want to do some poo play, but I don’t want to get sick.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Then I’ll show you even a black man like me can still have a chance to work along the best in Japan.

My favorite part of the anime negro sneed post

 

[Betonhaus]

Nuking Texas is on the table.

 

[Tablet County]

Life has many holes, Ed-Boy!

"So then the fat dyke was like 'Leave him alone!' and I said 'Sure, when he learns how to stop counting at 47. You ever notice that downies have eyes like chinks?"

"No, I don't believe I have."

She hates people who have sex wrong, way more than she hates hates rape.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

your shitty limp dick owner @Null forgot to add the “delete your account button”

YOU DREW EXPLICIT PORNOGRAPHY OF MY UNDERAGED MAIN CHARACTER AND NOW I’M BEING CALLED THE PEDO!?

I’LL FUCKING PAINT YOUR BRAINS ON A PAVEMENT YOU DISGUSTING TWAT! @Null

If my thread and account is fucking banned by now then I’ll come back and I’ll show you all the finished first volume of Red Mist in the next couple years published under THE WEEKLY SHONEN JUMP.

even a black man like me can still have a chance to work along the best in Japan

this is gonna be my last (AND FINAL) reply

 

[WelperHelper99]

You want to be tolerant, right guys? Just shut up and shove this ali baba plastic tube up your pisser and embrace the new and improved meaning of UTI: Urethral Tearing and Infection Understanding, Tolerance, and Inclusion.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I am self aware and the ones who need self awareness are you guys because you’re only playing directly into my hands.

just don‘t touch me I’m sterile.

You Will Never Be Obama?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Why is paying for sex pathetic? Is paying for food pathetic?

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

JOSHUA DUMB CUNT

WE GONNA TAKE YOUR SITE DOWN LETS PLAY
YOU GONNA FUCKING LOOSE ILL LEAK ALL YOUR EMAILS OF THE USERS THAT USE YOUR SITE USERNAMES PASSWORD EMAILS AND EVEN THERE IP ADDRESSES AND ISP AND THERE REAL LOCATIONS INCLUDING YOURS MOTHER FUCKER DUMB CUNT JOSHUA ARE YOU SURE YOURE YOU FUCK YOUR MUM I THINK YOU DO MMM YOU LIKE IT HAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA

WE DA FUCKING BEST 0_O

Posted by JOSHUA DUMB CUNT on https://web.archive.org/web/2019051...dy-potter-defends-son-from-harassment-victim/

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Did he touch you inappropriately and then reward you with a Nintendo session?

 

[AltisticRight]

I honestly love seeing him get little Ws against the alogarchy.

 

[Poonocchio]

The legend of the Fupacabra will be spoken about for eons in Taxco

 

[Meiwaku]

From user @Ed Weed who has his own thread about creeping into female Kiwis DMs

 

[LurkTrawl]

You're having the vapours about shit like "her pert pink nipples jutted out defiantly from her glorious tits" and "her juices flowed from her tight little honeypot down her creamy inner thighs" meanwhile I'm over here dodging omegaverse mpreg shit with guys pooping full grown babies out their asshole.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"In-N-Out to close Oakland location, cites crime"

For a certain small population of California yuppies - this - not welfare spending, not rape and crime rates elsewhere, nor the ruination of culture, will be the straw that breaks the camels back on the Nigger Question

Thousands of men are ruined and lost to us. It has been journo'd into existence.

We're making Jenkem nigga.

I'm gonna go think about how I've underestimated just how retarded people really are.

As a dog returneth to its vomit, so does a nigger to his nigging.

If a catheder turns you on, you need to be institunalized. The pee hole is for piss and jizz, not solids!

See, your mistake is that you're using logic and consistency, and the trans movement has neither.

ill be honest with ya buddy i dont base my life choices on what some african in the savanna is doing right now

youre not Diogenes, bro, youre on the internet on a New Zealandian bird herding forum pointing and laughing at stupid people

Maybe it's a not-having-an-IQ-two-standard-deviations-below-the-human-norm-and-being-literally-retarded thing.

"Unemployed alcoholic" is not a job.

I get being against consoomerism, but carrying a water bottle at all is a weird hill for you to power level and die on.

I guess there's hope for me yet, I just need to have zero standards and settle for a troon.

"Living Well with Montel" featuring a fat manlet who has had 4 strokes before he's 55 is pretty funny.

Well you know what they say:

If you can't handle the heat, erect a wall preventing anyone from interacting with the kitchen.

Or something like that.

 

[Spud]

I know when I was a kid, I've been taught to rape anything and everything that moves!

We had an entire grading period dedicated to demeaning positions.

I was self taught.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Don't worry Europe, Russia won't invade you, the hordes of migrants you invited have that taken care of.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I don't want to defend importing infinity niggers, making all kids gay and with mutilated genitals, and hating white people. Train me up and I'll be fighting Westminster.

They will never take me anyway. No vaccines for me (I will physically resist) and I'm calling everyone who is my superior a nigger. Telling them I hate fags and kikes. They will never hold me. I'd go AWOL at the first chance and frag as many of the faggot upper class officer niggers as I could.

London delenda est.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Who would you root for between Wang "The Cock" Johnson and Butt "The Shitman" Fart?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Imagine making this thread and not including a picture of the chick. You fail.