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[Gentlebastard]

I know some countries that, if nuked, would solve a lot of problems.

stop calling him a cuck!! i haven't been gangbanged on camera for almost a whole year now, isn't that good enough?!

The test of whiteness, real or honorary, is whether or not you can appreciate a real French omelet. Appreciating quality mayo is the second test and it's one of the reasons why the Japanese, weird as they are, are honoraries.

You have to have fermented piss for brains to have this be a persuasive argument.

There are two things that are ALWAYS true about MTF selfies:

1. If the face is visible the subject cannot seem to smile naturally
2. If they're at home and the room is visible it's not merely messy, but a "bitch you live like this?"-tier disaster zone

It's absolutely deranged to call that a "receding" hairline, that implies gradual and natural processes. It looks more like the forehead blitzed it in the name of lebenstraum and put the hairline in a ghetto so the forehead could claim its rightful eighthead status.

Every time I think they reach a new low or they’ve run out of drama they push some new craziness out.

You know someone is in good health when they have trouble controlling which direction their eyes are looking when making different facial expressions.

his idea of normal is something anyone else would find as a fucking medical emergency. Unable to breathe? Normal. Unable to wipe? Normal. Barely able to see? Normal. Everyone telling him something is wrong, attempting to give him proper advice, or seek professional advice as if they're his MOM are the abnormal ones worrying about his clearly improving health as he's learned from his expert brother Charles and random people on tiktok. 5000 calories a day? Normal, he's got to eat before he eats. Do you want him to starve or something?

"I know I'm not a 10"
Retard you aren't even a 2

Maybe being an insufferable cunt makes your friends go away?

It’s now at the point I can click on any topic and find a troon in the replies who is easily mockable. It’s like barrelfishshooting.

 

[Hitman One]

How do people have enough time in their day to write a small novel on how they want to be a fat gay pig. I mean, just read the Ralph thread.

 

[MrJokerRager]

"MUH RUSSIA!" "MUH CHINA!" "MUH RUSSIA!"

How can anyone still take these geriatric ghouls seriously?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Black Man Underwear

you have never heard of a nickle?

@Lifeguard Hermit

nopoe

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Regarding Patrick Tomlinson:

Patrick is the man the girls in the Man-hate thread talk about

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

this is why i like kiwifarms. some dude decapitates his father and forum users are arguing about opus vs. FLAC.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Come get in on the best fat-gorl action since Big Mamma's House was released on DVD

He pulls out the dismembered head of his father and shows it to the camera with the same style as a youtuber showing off the newest Pokemon cards he unboxed.

 

[JelloJerk]

This is a politically correct forum, thank you very much. We use the term "people of genre". Don't be a bigot.

 

[Winzler]

This place is realistically like 10-20 extremely online autists maintaining an army of sock accounts and a handful of glowies with anime avatars trying to befriend them

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

But will Rin's ass be violated or not?

Sorry but no defenseless Rin's for you.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Q&A. That's the only decent board on this bloated gay nigger corpse of a site

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

@Black Man Underwear

@Lifeguard Hermit

Nigga why are you so embarrassing yet always hunting for clout?

You got burned like a month ago and youre still here lol

 

[Screed]

I genuinely don't know whether to blame white people or black people for this.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

He finally invested in a rape van Transporter

if you can lop your tits off you can put them back on. her fault for being such a retard in the first place

Your Honor, my client, AnalWolfBottom69, suffered great economic damage thanks to the reckless actions of Patreon.

Don't worry, they are TENACIOUS as well. Please ignore the mass grave.

Pajeet my son your skin white like Ghee, not brown like poo, you go off to Jee.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Unable to move, speak or even chew. He's fed through a feeding tube and kept alive with machines while being 100% conscious.

The American dream.

Thats the sort of smell combined that might single-handedly reinvigorate the Miasma theory of disease and make you seriously ill by exposure.

Too late. I have had an extra large grilled cheese sandwich and have been drinking cheap rum and browsing schizo memes all evening

George Floyd as my witness I will induce a lucid dream by the end of the week, and will be hunting the tulPatrick through the endless night

Ok I have found a reputable guide for my depraved tulpa cuck crusade

I want to engage in dreamscape shitposting

Moves like a mildly retarded manatee in low gravity and yet still manages to come across as effeminate in his gait with the curve of his spine and the limpness of his arms and his stumbling yet scuttling walk

Ok I obviously have to ask the question too for these buckets....How much nut and piss is in each one do you think?

I personally couldn’t care less about yet another genocidal slap fight in that part of the world, but it’s interesting to see the Overton window move in real time.

However, he can easily be both retarded and malicious at the same time. That's the best part about it. Just like most politicians.

I'm not saying it would be right but if his offspring were to try and get him killed, I'd get it.

I could have gone my whole life not knowing this exists if I just stayed the fuck off the internet.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

yeah bro im basically trump

 

[not william stenchever]

"A-log 6, Stalker 1-1, incel element is Sandra, over."
"Copy, enjoy prison, Stalker. A-log 6 out."

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

No, we're not prejudiced against trannies. Our judgement is based on examining the movement for years now.

I'm sorry but this isn't measured in how many dicks your mom can fit into her pussy, and therefore, I don't understand this.

HRT to the nerd community is like crack being sold to the black communities back in the 70/80.

We aren't overrun by gore here despite being the Wild West. Maybe it's because we can heap homophobic verbal abuse on and then dox anyone who does something antisocial.

On hand... this is fucked up.
On the other hand.. free gun.

Pippi Longstocking is comin' into your world....

I do feel like whatever public defender gets stuck with him has a good shot with the insanity plea by pulling up his Youtube music for the Judge & jury to hear.

Oh.. you got a head bag! Those are filled with heady goodness!

If I shit myself but don’t have any money on me, doesn’t the Hippocratic Oath come into play?

You need to fill a closet with slime and attack me with giant forceps through a doggie door

For example, I like waving my dick around in traffic.

Yet society says that’s “a crime.”

So I can come to this site and post videos of me waving my dick around to all of you and you’ll defend my right to free expression.

We all win, except for, specifically, all of you.

To at least one person out there, who’s been the victim of a dick wave that gave them PTSD, my fun is their hell, even if I was just waving my dick around to all of you and had no intention of waving my dick on Facebook.

So all we are left to criticize is the guy who wants to offend unintended viewers.

Are that guy’s right’s to show people my dick waving videos to others more important than a person’s right not look at my dick waving around?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

When are you going to shut up and post some pictures of you ”cosplaying” as a total tranny slut?

 

[Space Police]

At the very least how Josh being on the toilet saved him from a crossbow attack.