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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Can my tax money go back to funding research for new ways to smite Pakistanis with laser guided napalm missiles, and not whatever this gay shit is.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

"Is there a legal department within IMDB where I can serve a subpoena on said user?"

 

[Betonhaus]

"et al, a website

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Sorry I was away, had to go bust a nut and eat a panini

Alrighty, just had a cold shower to drive the lustful thoughts of fatrick chained naked to his half porch at the mercy of SERGEANT LYNDON LAWNGDICK EVANS out my mind

Ok I wasnt actually jacking it while listening to sludge metal.

he's posted some bangers lately

 

[One Quick Post]

women usually don't have Penis's . ( unless their a shemale or Trans.)

 

[Pedophobe]

Being murdered by a stranger on the internet is a whole hell of a lot less embarrassing than getting your dirty laundry outed on the farms.

I still cannot wrap my head around how gay furry ERP turned into this

Literally none of this is true you mental midget.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Little known historical fact, Jean Sibelius actually composed the song Finlandia as a method of reminding Finns of the highs and lows of the Hyperwar.

rurik was finnish
genghis khan was korean
the mongol invasion of russia was actually the second hyperwar
this is the truth (((they))) don't want you to know

 

[The Connected Nose]

Gay furry RP I could probably explain to my boss but light theme is inexcusable

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Nikocado exists to balance out Eugenia, like a particle-antiparticle pair in quantum physics.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

You literally can't consent accident me. I'll enjoy everything.

 

[Angry New Ager]

"for less than the cost of a bucket of nighttime fried chicken, you can help a deathfat purchase medically-assisted suicide!"

 

[ƵIGGER]

night shift at suicide hotlines for cities are pretty quiet at night after 12am. Either the attention seekers are sleeping or they're dead by that point.

 

[Brain Power]

New contender for single post that most encapsulates the forum: https://www.resetera.com/threads/ch...g-donald-trumps-mugshot.824166/post-120082425
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"As always, I apologize for my Caucasianess as we have let the whole fucking world down, thousands of times, through the entirety of human history."

 

[Meat Target]

“I did not have sex with that stuffed animal, no matter what the news outlets say.”

 

[NSJAP]

77. Hitler without the Holocaust is very forgettable. Hitler without the Holocaust is very
forgettable.
78. Hitler without the Holocaust is just a mediocre American president.
79. Hitler without the Holocaust is just a wallstreet executive with a darpa contract.
80. I despise armpits. Ever notice little girls armpits don't stink?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Hitler was a good guy though, and I just registered to tell you that.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

One time someone gave me a neg rating and I committed suicide and died.

 

[Gentlebastard]

To this day I'm truly heartbroken costco cut the kraut and only has yellow mustard. I feel like I lost a friend.

I download collect organize these little pronoun microaggressions like vaush collects loli. Keep these wonderful clips coming.

> watching mainstream porn instead of murky cellphone videos uploaded to obscure Chechnian video streaming platforms

Why even live?

That's not even fun, jovial racism. That's mean, poopy pants racism.

the cunt that wrote/directed/starred in this went ape shit when her jew boyfriend did a holocaust themed porn with another jewish woman. So if you want to know where the line is, full on BDSM rape porn set in a concentration camp is apparently where the line was drawn.

In case you haven't heard, a race war has ignited between Thai and Filipino ladyboys who went out for the prowl and got in each other's sights.

Reality is if you have gay thoughts you have to fend off, YOU ARE GAY.

Indians got access to the Western Internet recently and well....look at the results.

I remember reading somewhere that ~900 Million Indians access the internet every day as of 2024. That's like 1 out of 5 people online is Indian. The very thought sends shivers down my spine yet here we are, it's real.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Rumble is fighting habits so old that Drexel would fuck them.

 

[Coelacanth]

Null is a faggot. But a cool faggot, like Freddie Mercury.