random_text.txt

[The Feline Solution]

I've had way too many negative experiences with relationships to really care about who it is as long as I never get another cock shoved down my throat

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Man can’t mate with a dog with success.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

guessyou lucked out and got the recessive fat retard gene

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If anyone takes AR bait I will personally dox you and rape your mother.

 

[Turkroach Couple]

bro wants a personal army for his legos, grow tf up

You spoiled the perps but not the arm?

I will make my sword ☪☮e✡i☯✝ with a muslim's throat

 

[Rotollo 2]

I'll make sure to ask for permission next time I want to enjoy something instead of being a miserable faggot 24/7.

 

[Sheogorath]

Michael Jackson ghost husbando is still my favourite. He’s currently banished to the shadow realm for giving her trauma by making her groom a child and call people niggers on tumblr.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Every time people have the protection of anonymity, they stop pretending to love women and niggers. We will learn nothing from this."

Normies please stop using the internet. It is not real life. I repeat, it is not real life. No one has to be nice to your or behave well on the internet. That's not how things work on the internet.

If you want people flashing fake smiles your way and pretending to be nice to you then stick to meat space. The internet is not about being nice to people. It never has been. But you faggots keep trying to make it that way. No, we don't want your fucking internet license.

Canada isn't full of "nice" people, it's full of backstabbing passive-aggressive narcissists that smile in your face while they stab you in the back. The Day of the Rake cannot come soon enough.

Look...I know it is cheap to swipe at someone's appearance but neither of these two are doing much to avoid mockery on that basis.

Fuck you you can't stop me I'm gonna sell my crack shack for $2 million and then I'm moving to Dallas and getting so many guns...

"Legos could be here", the five year old said to himself, making his way across his unlit room at night to grab some cookies from the cookie jar in the kitchen.

(I like my Eastern Euro waif girls more downtrodden and submissive)

We were all thinking he was a wendigo this entire time but he always actually a chupacabra of grease.

Dungarees are popular with 80s lesbians, straight women pre-covid, and dexy's midnight runners in the come on, eileen video. I have never seen an irl man wear one.

"I'm not like the other chinks"

God only gives his best web admins the most retarded supporters.

I love this site being run by a crazy person who will put up with immense amounts of shit only to be willing to take any scum to the mat who dare to attack European cheese.

 

[Meat Target]

YOU. ARE. JEWISH.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Are we over that little bronky-wonky? The tiny coughy-woffy? get well soon my big strong boy~

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

This is probably going to sound gay as fuck but I loved his depiction in the first Lords of Shadow game where he's this weird twinky fuckboy. Considering his two biggest names are the Tempter and the Prince of Lies it seemed magnificently fitting.

Being a legal pest is my right under the 4th amendment.

A bigger universe means potentially more retards to laugh at

Imagine trooning out so hard you give yourself Down Syndrome.

“dangerous tranny chasers”

No. You have to stay there and get your bussy destroyed everyday by Jamal. Wakka wakka the blacks are coming. LOL

Anal sex is how you get AIDS.

Yeah but a coyote rib assumedly came from a living coyote at some point. The course of events I'm referring to are the ones between the coyote being alive and dude having a coyote rib inside his piss hole.

I was drunk and I was fooled. It doesn't count.

Beware the Gibes of Tranch.

Why cant people jack off as God intended. With your fucking hand?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

The dillydolphin AI etsy peddling saga is truly bizarre, but the canvas descriptions are peak Jack
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"Something relaxing about the warmth of Native Americans"

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

If you strip away all the magic incantations this is just a hideously-mangled man. So his whole life becomes an effort to grow and maintain the illusion before the rigid, throbbing horsecock of Huitzilopochtli inevitably comes and ruptures his colon Mister Hands-style.

 

[Tablet County]

Dimwit - "You need to let people transition so they won't kill themselves!"
Midwit - "You need to stop people from transitioning because they'll kill themselves!"
High IQ - "You need to let people transition because they'll kill themselves"

So mad in fact that he is arguing with a Sesame Street character:

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Benzo Samurai

i celebrate the jews, so i celebrate hitler

@Paranoia Machine

*Looks at the backseat to all boomers* WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?

 

[PetiteFeet]

All rise for Xer Majesty the King of the Manlets

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

there's no child or animal abuse so I consider it an easy read.

 

[Omori Boy]

I suck dick when I'm drunk and there's never ever not been the sensation of "well, that was completely retarded and I think less of myself for it"

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The trade is pending a physical for Sneed.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm still walking the fine internet-line between glownigger and cuck.