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[vomitusdeux]

My bum is in the front
My bum is in the front
Do you like my gunt?
My bum is in the front

A front ass to surpass metal gunt

Fupa balls or GTFO.

Holy fuck she's even got the British Teeth.

Front bum is fat and I wouldn't have sex with her.

She's got a smile like a broken can opener. That is definitely NOT a body to be positive about.

If you can find an animal cracker that has a penis in real life you can make a dildo out of it.

Black Men of America: control your orgasms!

Beauty comes in many forms, but not in the form of front asses.

Obey our yellow sponge.
Obey that pedophile Loud House show sometimes.

I'll bet she's got stretch marks on her like she got run down by a purple tractor.

always reminds me of John Balance, the (superior) gay british musician to fall off a balcony.

That is unfortunate choice of name for someone who fell off a balcony. I'll check him out.

#notallbronies. Not every brony is the sexual deviant freak you think they all are

The obvious follow-up to that would have to be pony-null kicking him in the face.

They cry out in [therapy language] as they [emotional labor] you.

The furries banning a "transwoman" from their deviant ass convention on International Transgender Day of Visibility is pretty funny.

I always love when AR throws out he whole "What if I get pregnant?" line.

"this is the guy posting BNWO" the thread doesn't really go anywhere besides thinking about the psychology of jerking off to interracial porn.

Honestly, if your biggest bragging right in life is that you hang out with Chris-Chan, I think we need a better word than pathetic.

"I may want to have an orgy with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, but at least I'm not CHRIS-CHAN."

You have to ask? Have you been in some kind of Rip van Winkle coma?

Somebody remind me, is it more shameful to be banned from a Brony convention? Or to attend a Brony convention?

I can't express how much I adore spadeson for perfectly capturing nigger gooners' physiognomy

It would be really funny to create a weretard.

>chris chan trying to enter BABS
>access denied

I lack boobs and the time.

Also he claims he's bisexual? Looks like he didn't look at that Sailor Moon poster enough.

You will goon in the open, or you will not goon at all

I like how Quiet doesn't like wearing clothes because she's actually a plant which is why she spends all her time in her jail cell with her tits out laying around in centerfold poses. that's the kind of Art you can only get in a Kojima game, friends.

Anything "furry" is nasty. Furry bread, furry milk, furry food..

Some men get off on being kicked in the balls. They are surely the blessed people among us.

Why would you click a link on KF? It's much better to fill in the gaps with your mind.

I knew it once she kept asking me for more Amhole Erotica for wank material.

If you die of AIDS that becomes redundant though.

It's ok if you want to "soul bond" with Chris, bud. I'm not here to judge you.

Good animation and artistic style is a white construct. You're racist to expect anything black to look good.

Of course a male duck would omit the rest of Bully Hunter's post. Corkscrews ain't sexy, Daffy.

What kind of rapists would charge their victims for the privilige? Truly we live in clownworld.

vagina looks like a gap between two uncemented bricks. round anus is much more sexier.

This is the cockroach loving infanticide enthusiast who enjoys cartoon boy rape.

I think a Sagging community thread would be more interesting. After all, what's one wigger sagger?

I'd like to know what the Mario pissing videos are about there and why you took an interest to them

How does one walk like an autist?

 

[eatler]

Do you at least tickle Nulls balls while deepthroating him?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Edit: I'm gay

 

[Pedophobe]

This story is fake and quite literally gay.

It starts off pretty stupid, then becomes quite breathtakingly stupid, before taking a nosedive into incomprehensible insanity.

As a collective the farms could be considered intelligent, but its not exempt from very stupid people saying very stupid things.

 

[Aunt Carol]

step 1: purchase one (1) bottle of affordable vodka.
Steps 2-6: ????
Step 7: wake up to digital heart stickers.

 

[Tablet County]

Not reading a wall of text that says "cope" by the 3rd sentence.

Thank you for making me read my post again. I have pretty bad dyslexia and forgot my "and seethe".

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

I'm the contrarian schizoposter in that sentence you ESL gobshite.

Your eurotrash illiteracy has been a thorn in my fucking side since day one.

Many seemingly plausible and yet totally incorrect thoughts can be generated by a brain soaked with NMDA receptor antagonists.

 

[obsdj]

"Kiwi Farms, a webiste"

[sic]

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Tsar Nicky

I'm reporting you for terrorist threats, you fucking diabolic shit demon

 

[Laburnum]

"i know things are looking bad right now bud, but let me ask you something, have you ever heard of sonichu? Here watch this short documentary before you do anything rash."

*sends link to GenoSamuel's channel*

 

[NyQuilninja]

HELP THERE'S PISS IN THE AIR AND IT'S CHOKING ME

 

[doodoocaca]

Never underestimate the power of tard armor. Moronic woman judges love sob stories.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You mother fuckers are the shitty green film that builds up in public toilets.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Reddit: Come for the cats, stay for the most excruciatingly dull men on the planet

Don't have anything substantive to say on a post? Comment anyway! It's open mic night in the adult center and everyone in the audience is retarded too.

 

[Skitarii]

11. all the good Scots left for the New World, leaving behind the dumbs
12. Ireland tricked their dumbs into immigrating to the New World (where they were forced into the Union Army lmao)

if cow tipping is against the rules, giving 20 dollars to JOSHUA CONNOR MOON is a bannable offense, since he is the biggest lolcow on the farms

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

“We don’t want the medical profession to interfere with your wish to be dead,”

 

[Tablet County]

I just popped another two Adderall and snorted a third one, so I'm tweaking hard. I look like a drowned rat and I'm hallucinating ceiling cats.

I use messenger pigeons, they fly between the gaps in Shane's teeth to reach you

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

*the ball turns into a chuzzle and makes chuzzle grunting noises every time the ball is kicked*

Is this one of the famous Kiwifarms ERP chains I keep hearing about?

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

I'm trying to achieve greatness in the katana. Is this not allowed in the United States?

Taken from bodycam footage of two cops showing up to a weeb swinging a sword around. Dude later pulls out the katana and charges the cops only to get fatally shot. Will be a great addition to Surviving Edged Weapons Part 2.



Full video available here.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I do like the idea of the dead woman’s womb revolting against its host, clawing its way down and escaping, leaving the troon weeping as he bleeds to death, yet euphoric over having the biggest period known to man. That’ll show those cis bitches.

What’s the point of being non-binary if you don’t bully people over pronouns?

Bonus stinky pooner just to ruin your day:

This is how we get multi drug resistant gonorrhoea.

I understand retconning fictional characters, but retconning your life is just fucking bizarre.

He'll grow up to be either an incel misogynist or a porno connoisseur pervert.

I love this post so much I would gay marry it.

I can hold a grudge, but I can't imagine having such seething hatred over anything for even a a full week let alone nine years.

Jack is no longer watching Will Smith movies after the shocking revelation that he's a gay nigger.

The more educated among us know that redditors aren't actually people, they're hungry ghosts cursed to roam the world in search of fake internet points.

To boomers, the Television is a primary sensory organ.

Slight power level here, but homeless shelters have no obligation to house sex offenders and most of them will reject such applicants outright.

So where did you end up sleeping?

Pretty girls who are really obviously into nerdy shit and work with the public have to put up with more autism than anyone should ever have to endure.

Oh boy another balding Belle Delphine knock-off.

Nothing better than a one-armed retard complaining about other people being "short handed".

What a great country getting arrested for saying mean things on online. Nigger Faggot Retard Kike. USA USA USA.

Why the fuck would you admit that you met your wife during a one night stand?

I know this is disturbing to learn but you have my word that this is 100% confirmed.